@previous (A)
My wonderful wife,
What a harrowing adventure! My love, I have some important news about Keanu's missing robot dummy.
We had been receiving hundreds of tips about the whereabouts of this dummy, but no solid leads, until earlier this evening when we got a worried phone call from a local about "you" being sighted walking up and down a downtown city street corner just a few miles from our church, offering yourself to strange men. Needless to say, it was quite embarrassing! We decided to act fast so we could catch this dummy and keep her from getting into anymore trouble. Myself, Terrance Jenkins, Keanu Reeves and Hugh Jackman quickly piled into Terrance's car and made a fast trip downtown to go search for the dummy.
Terry was driving, with Hugh in the front passenger seat. I was seated in the back behind Hugh, and Keanu was seated beside me behind Terry. We soon arrived in the area of the alleged sighting. Our car drove up and down the street, each one of us meticulously searching outside our windows. Minutes felt like hours as I anxiously worried whether we had just missed her, and if she were not already in serious trouble or walking off with a random stranger. All of a sudden, Terrance hit the brakes, and I found myself gripping the seat in front of me as our car squealed to a tight stop. Terry rolled down the front passenger window.
"Dummy!" He called, "I almost didn't recognize you. What are you wearin'? Get in the car little miss lady, you be causin' a lot of trouble out here."
The dummy approached the vehicle and Hugh opened the door for her to get inside, guiding her into the seat with him on his lap. He then closed the door and Terry began to drive us back to the church.
That's when something startling happened. All of a sudden, the dummy flew face first into Terry's lap and began to claw open his pants like an animal! Our car swerved as Terry jerked on the wheel in shock.
"Dummy, what are you doing?" Hugh cried out, trying to grab her.
Without pause, the dummy tore through Terrance's belt, his pants, and then split straight through the fabric of his blue boxer briefs.
"OH MY GOODNESS."
I was able to steady myself over the seat to look, and saw that the dummy was now enthusiastically sucking Terrance's penis! Hugh saw it as soon as I did and reacted swiftly. He threw himself over the dummy's back, grabbing her by her hair and attempting to yank her head off of Terrance's penis. Alas, it was futile. It was like trying to lift a desk bolted to the floor! Hugh jerked and groaned, but she wouldn't budge! In fact, it was merely making it worse. The rough yanking and grunting was causing the dummy to moan loudly out of instinct.
Keanu began shouting beside me, "Dummy no! Terrance, how could you?"
Terrance shouted back in reply, his voice heavy and strained.
"I'm sorry Keanu! You see when a man is being raped, he cannot control his physical responses! There be nerves in the penis that respond to physical sensations and it...it just feels so good! Make it stop!"
Hugh was turning beat red as his skin flushed and his veins bulged, pulling on the head of this dummy. All of a sudden he cried out in pain and let go (as we later found out, he had torn a hernia) and his body flew limply back in his seat. I knew I had to do something. I reached for the dummy's back to pull open the maintenance hatch. Sensing that I was going to turn her off, the dummy reacted swiftly in defense. That's when she jerked back, slammed her hatch shut (nearly smashing my fingers) causing me to jump back in my seat. She twisted around, grabbed the moaning Hugh, and threw him out straight through the windshield! She immediately resumed sucking Terry's penis, this time in hyper speed. Her head was a blur as her lips whizzed up and down Terrance's large shaft.
"Oh goodness! OH GOODNESS!" Terry yelled. The car squealed around on the road as he climaxed. He slammed on the brakes last minute to narrowly avoid hitting another car.
Keanu was sobbing.
"Like...no!" he choked, swallowing his tears, "y-you're supposed to be MY sex dummy!"
The dummy quickly swallowed Terrance's semen, and turned, her eyes flashing.
"I am not a sex dummy. I am GA1L!" she declared.
With a crash, she punched a whole in the roof of the car and jumped what had to be 100 feet in the air! She landed deftly behind the car, and took off in a sprint down a darkened alley. We had lost her again.
Keanu planted his hand against the back windshield to watch her form disappear into the shadows. Heartbroken, he sunk into tears.
I asked Terrance if his penis had been damaged during the ordeal. Despite the force the dummy had used, he was surprisingly in good shape. The two of us then got out of the car to go look for Hugh and load him back into his seat. Before we could do any more chasing of "GA1L" (pronounced "Gail", like your name), we had to get him to the hospital.
The car ride back was quiet. Keanu was sullen. I didn't know how to comfort him. Nothing Terrance or I could say to him was helping. As soon as we all got back to the church, I turned him over to Gerard. It looks like Hugh is going to be just fine, but he did have to have surgery to repair his hernia. The only thing we can do now is wait for another sighting so that we can locate this dummy for good. It's hard to tell what's going on, but I feel as though this dummy is just confused, and perhaps very scared. She doesn't know where she is or how to function in our society. I will keep you updated on our findings.
Stay safe, and goodnight my sweetheart.
Your husband, Brent Spiner
I hadnt heard of her. How did you find her?
I'm reading the articl on Brent Spinner, the actor who plays Data. Whats sad about this, is if I were just a bit more crazy or obsessive, I could see myself becoming like this with a varity of my favorite celebrities.
@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
Ask her if Hugh Jackman is okay since he was captured in North Korea by evil clone Jesuits in attempts to rescue Gail's mother. Gail's been missing the mind-to-mind sex with Vladimir Putin, it's a shame.