Topic: I hate doctors

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #22,814

While I usually enjoy my weekly appointments with my proctologists, I am getting sick of their increasingly intrusive questions and lectures about my colonary habits. Needless to say, this week I made a strategic decision to avoid showering and refrained from my usual cleansing before the procedure. On the way to the bitch's office, I stopped by the supermarket and stuffed a bar of butter up my ass. By the time I made it there, the bar was liquidated and even my toned sphincter couldn't stop a little leakage. Luckily I put on a show like I had been jogging, and I guess everyone was either convinced that the smell was ass sweat or too intimidated and jealous to say anything.
Long story short, as I watched her run down the hall screaming, tripping, vomiting, all while liquified shit gushed down my ass, I realized that I loved her.
"A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others."
- Ayn Rand

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 54 minutes later[^] [v] #357,672

@OP
Are you suggesting that this juvenile garbage is creative?

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #357,674

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 59 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #357,689

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
grow up

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #357,721

@357,674 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Oh my god. Is that a real picture of Ayn Rand?

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #357,729

@previous (Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw)
No its a pic of your girlfriend.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #357,731

Oh my god that is a beast of a shit.

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw replied with this 14 years ago, 25 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #357,740

@357,729 (B)
how does that even make sense

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 17 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #357,976

@previous (Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw)
I think that he's saying you're a fecalpheliac.

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #358,021

@previous (G)
> how does that even make sense

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