Topic: I want to ask a girl to prom.
Slysop !fzvMx2XNFk started this discussion 15 years ago #2,281
I bet you can guess who it is. She wants to be asked creatively.
Any ideas?
No dildos involved, pls.
Also, she doesn't know i'm asking, she'll probably say no, she's waiting on some toolbox wrestler bro to ask her. I just want to do this so I have the satisfaction of knowing I went for it before she left for college.
Any ideas?
No dildos involved, pls.
Also, she doesn't know i'm asking, she'll probably say no, she's waiting on some toolbox wrestler bro to ask her. I just want to do this so I have the satisfaction of knowing I went for it before she left for college.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #42,030
Write your request on a dildo, then give her the dildo (to keep).
(Edited 12 seconds later.)
Slysop !fzvMx2XNFk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,033
dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,034
i hate her
dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA double-posted this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,036
Anagram joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,037
write it on your dick, put your dick so far up her pussy that when she opens her mouth to moan you poke it right out and she reads that message.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,041
Out-bro the toolbox wrestler. I HAVE FAITH IN YOU.Anonymous E double-posted this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,043
BECOME A LEGEND
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,044
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,048
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,049
BEAT THE PUSSY UP.Anonymous E double-posted this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,051
I DON'T THINK SO, TIM.(Edited 23 seconds later.)
Nimj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,052
don't do it OP
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,054
Send a postcard (I'm getting predictable)...
Nimj replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,055
@previous (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
send a postcard
buy her an ice cream
draw her a sheep
take her 2da skate park and then a party and then get more postcard
- the sheep
send a postcard
buy her an ice cream
draw her a sheep
take her 2da skate park and then a party and then get more postcard
- the sheep
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,063
@previous (Nimj)Lol 10/10 bud, would read again.
I once pulled of something special, I drew a huge ass graffiti... but @OP doesn't have the balls to pull it off...
Her face only was like 1x1 meters... this is a small part of it, censored the name and stuff...all in all pic related...
Nimj replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #42,065
@previous (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
but then the girl would just *have* to say yes
better off not doing it at all OP
but then the girl would just *have* to say yes
better off not doing it at all OP
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k replied with this 15 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #42,088
@previous (Nimj)
Why would she *have* to say yes?
If someone drew a sheep on the sky and wrote "Do *insert anything* with me, your xyz"... if I didn't like it, I'd refuse...
It's like dudes getting rejected when proposing to girls on football matches, on the huge billboard.. it's even more lulzy to reject such people...
If "doing something special" makes you like something/someone you usually don't like... I have bad news...
Why would she *have* to say yes?
If someone drew a sheep on the sky and wrote "Do *insert anything* with me, your xyz"... if I didn't like it, I'd refuse...
It's like dudes getting rejected when proposing to girls on football matches, on the huge billboard.. it's even more lulzy to reject such people...
If "doing something special" makes you like something/someone you usually don't like... I have bad news...
Nimj replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #42,098
@previous (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
but he's talking about a high school girl that would be going with a toolbox anyway
but he's talking about a high school girl that would be going with a toolbox anyway
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #42,104
@previous (Nimj)
And about:
> I just want to do this so I have the satisfaction of knowing I went for it before she left for college.
Why not go big then, leave the toolbox in dust, nail her and tell her "cya sometimes, good luck on college"...
Why set sail to fail, why not do it right?
When I want something, I go for it no matter what... one day, y'all passive folks with such a lame attitude will regret not doing crazy stuff...
And about:
> I just want to do this so I have the satisfaction of knowing I went for it before she left for college.
Why not go big then, leave the toolbox in dust, nail her and tell her "cya sometimes, good luck on college"...
Why set sail to fail, why not do it right?
When I want something, I go for it no matter what... one day, y'all passive folks with such a lame attitude will regret not doing crazy stuff...
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #42,108
@42,063 (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)Yeah! graffiti.
Some guy did this for me, I was flattered.
We don't talk anymore though...
Nimj replied with this 15 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #42,130
Slysop !fzvMx2XNFk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #42,350
At this point, I am willing to do about anything to win her over. Literally, anything,
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #42,356
jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #42,363
@42,350 (Slysop !fzvMx2XNFk)
Eliminate the wrestler.
You have a few options.
1. Trusted female friend starts a rape rumor.
2. Slip him ex-lax (or tell him they are downers and give them to him, hope he shits himself).
3. Murder -- a little extreme for a chick who won't remember you in a year. You will never forget her though. At least, I can say you won't for at least 11 years after high school.
4. Best him in a test of strength. Cheating allowed.
5. Win her over with humor.
6. Save her from an out of control truck with your supernatural vampire strength and speed.
7. Have friend tell everyone you are dying of a rare disease but don't want anyone to know. Ask girl after you know she has heard. She will have to say yes.
8. Create a huge bit of drama, teen girls love it, and make sure she could become involved by being your prom date. Maybe become a lesbian?
9. Decide "fuck-it" she wont say yes, so ask the hottest sophmore or freshman. She'll say yes just to get to go to the prom.
Some fat nerd (he was a nice guy though, just overweight and more mature than the rest of us. We were friendly cause we went to grade school together. I thought he was gay but he is married with kids on facebook) went to the prom with the girl I was in love with. I didn't even know they knew each other. I was with my girlfriend and couldn't hide my jealousy.
So, you can go with a hot chick if she is younger. This particular hot chick was SUPER nice though. She wouldn't have turned anyone down unless they were a creeper.
Eliminate the wrestler.
You have a few options.
1. Trusted female friend starts a rape rumor.
2. Slip him ex-lax (or tell him they are downers and give them to him, hope he shits himself).
3. Murder -- a little extreme for a chick who won't remember you in a year. You will never forget her though. At least, I can say you won't for at least 11 years after high school.
4. Best him in a test of strength. Cheating allowed.
5. Win her over with humor.
6. Save her from an out of control truck with your supernatural vampire strength and speed.
7. Have friend tell everyone you are dying of a rare disease but don't want anyone to know. Ask girl after you know she has heard. She will have to say yes.
8. Create a huge bit of drama, teen girls love it, and make sure she could become involved by being your prom date. Maybe become a lesbian?
9. Decide "fuck-it" she wont say yes, so ask the hottest sophmore or freshman. She'll say yes just to get to go to the prom.
Some fat nerd (he was a nice guy though, just overweight and more mature than the rest of us. We were friendly cause we went to grade school together. I thought he was gay but he is married with kids on facebook) went to the prom with the girl I was in love with. I didn't even know they knew each other. I was with my girlfriend and couldn't hide my jealousy.
So, you can go with a hot chick if she is younger. This particular hot chick was SUPER nice though. She wouldn't have turned anyone down unless they were a creeper.
Slysop !fzvMx2XNFk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #42,383
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Mindwurms !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 45 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #42,405
@OP
> I just want to do this so I have the satisfaction of knowing I went for it before she left for college.
Oh Slysop from 7 hours ago, so hopeful and optimistic.
> I just want to do this so I have the satisfaction of knowing I went for it before she left for college.
Oh Slysop from 7 hours ago, so hopeful and optimistic.
wilson !LiZaRDS8Jc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 53 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #42,436
give her a chocolate penis with an invite note tied to the shaft with a gold ribbon
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #42,504
Tell her you have a terminal illness and are due to die the day after prom.
Then find god and stage a miracolous recovery once you've fingered her.
Then find god and stage a miracolous recovery once you've fingered her.
Born this Way joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #42,570
@42,363 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
> 6. Save her from an out of control truck with your supernatural vampire strength and speed.
Silly jump, everyone knows Edward saved Bella from a van, not a truck.
> 6. Save her from an out of control truck with your supernatural vampire strength and speed.
Silly jump, everyone knows Edward saved Bella from a van, not a truck.
Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #42,978
Arrange Farmville crops to spell it and then post a screenshot on her public facebook wall so people can take lamebook screenshots