Topic: I am getting the best sex of my life, only downside is I'm sore
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 started this discussion 15 years ago#228
The girlfriend is awesome, constantly horny, and I'm getting laid every night. The sex is incredible. She does everything, does every position, and is always looking for new things to do. She gives me a fucking workout. I'm actually losing weight and building muscle just from the 2-3 hours of fucking I've been doing every night. The only downside is, I'm sore all over. It really is like spending a few hours at the gym every day. I'm not complaining or anything. I mean, why go to the gym when you can get in shape just from having sex, right? It's not like it's one position over and over again and I'm getting fatigued. We do all sorts of stuff and really get a workout. Now my quadriceps are burning, my ribs and abs hurt, etc. I've been stretching all day to try and feel better. I guess I'm just gonna have to stretch before going over to her place from now on. Gotta stretch beforehand, just like any other workout I guess.
But hey, I'm really not complaining. How fucking awesome is it that I have to stretch before sex because it's wearing me out so much? I consider myself lucky.
@OP I hope your dick falls off, you ungrateful bastard.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#4,197
@4,192 (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
I told her I was feeling a little sore and she got apologetic. I told her not to apologize for anything and that it's awesome. I'm getting a workout, losing weight, getting in shape, and having sex so good I can brag that I'm sore. I don't even want gentle sex. I just need to be better prepared and figure out how to recover faster.
I'm thinking I should start drinking protein shakes like the body builders do to help my muscles recover faster and build more muscle at the same time.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#4,198
@4,196 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm anything but ungrateful. I do a lot of romantic things for her in return, because I don't want the relationship to be just about sex. I think it's fucking awesome that the sex is so good that my body is taking a beating, and I'm getting in shape. I'm trying to cherish this time in my life as much as possible.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#4,199
Change the last part to "U jelly?" and it would make the perfect copypasta for a troll thread on /b/.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#4,200
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^][v]#4,202
Also, her pussy is so tight my dick is sore. It's like trying to force a sausage through a half-inch o-ring. She fucking clamps down sometimes too. Feels good man.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#4,212
@4,207 (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
She can't get pregnant without medical help, is on birth control just in case, and has no hang ups about abortion.
On another note, she loves blowjobs and anal too. I win.
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#4,214
@4,209 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
I think they all flooded into my thread, man. I'm getting a lot of "cool story bro".
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#4,220
@previous (E)
Damn, now they think mine's the copy, when I started it.
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^][v]#4,223
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
And the one they think is real is dying, man. DYING A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH. To the big 404 page in the sky... ;~;
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^][v]#4,224
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#4,234
Lol Cystitus
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#4,449
me and my gf did it 3 times in 2 hours once. the third time it felt like my penis had been used as a punching bag.
residentFUZZ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#4,457
yo my last girl, we on a fwb kick right now and my new girl dont mind me going around, but my last girl she had this wild sex drive. she would make me rubber band my dick and shit. she would want to fuck after i came. shit was painful sometimes. i hear you.
fucking had to drop her because i just wasnt enjoying it anymore. we keep it short here and there now. she was into weird shit too. she used her dildo on me once. shit hurt. i didnt like it at all. fucking bitch wouldnt stop when i asked either. she is tiny, but she gets this retard strength when fucking. its not that i couldnt overpower her, i was just afraid of hurting her if i used that much strength.
she really pushed boundaries. i wasnt comfortable with.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#4,473
Cheers.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#4,494
That's nothing, bro. Me and my girl fuck for days! You don't hear me complaining.
Depressionman joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#4,511