Topic: OMG Sex Confession: I Don't Allow My Husband to Masturbate

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #22,795

http://thestir.cafemom.com/love_sex/145025/sex_confession_i_dont_allow

Today we're hearing it from Cindy* who swears that all men need to stop masturbating in order to have better sex with their women. She has forbidden her husband Andy* from taking his pleasure in his own hands. It's been two years since she laid down this law and Cindy claims it's been the best two years of sex they have ever had.

Lady friends, listen up. This is what must be done. No more masturbating! Kaput! Done-zo! That's what I told my husband two years ago when I felt like all he was doing was pulling his own pud and not taking care of me.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #357,382

> implying you will monitor your spouse 24/7

also showers.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #357,394

@previous (B)
Maybe she is blonde?

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #357,396

@previous (A)
what the fuck does that have to do with anything?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #357,402

@previous (B)
He's implying that all blond women are stupid.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 22 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #357,403

@previous (C)
well that's just rude.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 58 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #357,404

A lot of women believe that their spouses dont masturbate. One woman at work argued with me for a while about it, and then put her husband on speaker phone. Of course he agreed with her.

Anonymous C double-posted this 14 years ago, 42 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #357,405

@357,403 (B)
yep, but not surprising.

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