Topic: i've got a date with a porn actress tomorrow.
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc started this discussion 14 years ago #22,730
We're doing lunch. She's kinda famous too, she's won an award for fucking.
i'm pretty excited about the whole thing.
i'm pretty excited about the whole thing.
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #356,414
Is she pretty?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #356,415
> expect squeegee
> get squeegee
> get squeegee
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #356,416
How much is this date costing you?
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #356,418
@356,414 (B)
Yeah, from what i can see from her movies.
@previous (D)
I don't know yet. So far it's just lunch, that'll probably be under 30 bucks. Depends if we like each other, we might do more stuff like go shopping or go see a show or something. Idk. We're playing it by ear.
Yeah, from what i can see from her movies.
@previous (D)
I don't know yet. So far it's just lunch, that'll probably be under 30 bucks. Depends if we like each other, we might do more stuff like go shopping or go see a show or something. Idk. We're playing it by ear.
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 18 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #356,420
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #356,425
@OP
> she's won an award for fucking.
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttt YOU have not won any awards for fucking.
> she's won an award for fucking.
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttt YOU have not won any awards for fucking.
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #356,427
@356,420 (D)
i don't understand the question. You realize even porn stars and prostitutes like to have real relationships and go on real dates with real men, right?
If you know where to look it's not hard to meet them, and if you just treat them like a real person and not a sex object then they'll love being around you. Just like real women.
@previous (E)
That's true. She brings a lot to the table.
i don't understand the question. You realize even porn stars and prostitutes like to have real relationships and go on real dates with real men, right?
If you know where to look it's not hard to meet them, and if you just treat them like a real person and not a sex object then they'll love being around you. Just like real women.
@previous (E)
That's true. She brings a lot to the table.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #356,428
Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #356,429
@356,427 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A: Whore's fuck everyone at the party, Bitches fuck everyone at the party except you.
Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A: Whore's fuck everyone at the party, Bitches fuck everyone at the party except you.
Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #356,430
Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #356,431
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #356,432
@356,428 (F)
Of course. You act like she's the first porn actress i've ever gone out with.
I used to date this one girl who came up from austin all the time, but she didn't really make it big until she moved to the west coast. I haven't seen her in years.
Well not irl anyway.
Of course. You act like she's the first porn actress i've ever gone out with.
I used to date this one girl who came up from austin all the time, but she didn't really make it big until she moved to the west coast. I haven't seen her in years.
Well not irl anyway.
Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #356,433
squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #356,459
@previous (E)
yup. she got her boob job, moved out west, and got paid to be in some relatively legit shit.
i was just her "dallas boyfriend" but man we had some fun times.
but to be honest she wasn't really a "porn star" per se until after the boob job.
that got her real work.
one day i was browsing some porn and was like, "what the fuck, no fucking way."
but yeah, she got the boob job.
yup. she got her boob job, moved out west, and got paid to be in some relatively legit shit.
i was just her "dallas boyfriend" but man we had some fun times.
but to be honest she wasn't really a "porn star" per se until after the boob job.
that got her real work.
one day i was browsing some porn and was like, "what the fuck, no fucking way."
but yeah, she got the boob job.
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Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 32 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #356,461
@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Boob jobs turn me off. May as well play with some plastic doll, but that's just my opinion. Skin over plastic ....yuck. I have backed away from a potential relationship, after finding out.
Boob jobs turn me off. May as well play with some plastic doll, but that's just my opinion. Skin over plastic ....yuck. I have backed away from a potential relationship, after finding out.
squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #356,462
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #356,496
thats awesome. In what type of porn does she usually star?
squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 10 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #356,568
squeegee !firstkPE1Q double-posted this 14 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #356,633
ah, what a nice dayAnonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #356,634
squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #356,637
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #356,657
squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #356,660
@previous (I)i was kidding. and we didn't have sex, it was our first date.
what do you take me for?
Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #356,664
@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
> i was kidding. and we didn't have sex, it was our first date.
> what do you take me for?
@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Someone who would if she said, wanna make a movie.
> i was kidding. and we didn't have sex, it was our first date.
> what do you take me for?
@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Someone who would if she said, wanna make a movie.
squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #356,670
@previous (E)
nah, it wasn't about sex. it was about meeting someone new and getting to know them, and see if there's a spark.
it was fun.
it was a day date. the best first date is a day date.
nah, it wasn't about sex. it was about meeting someone new and getting to know them, and see if there's a spark.
it was fun.
it was a day date. the best first date is a day date.
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #356,690
squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #356,698
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Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #356,718
Did you meet her after work? Was she sitting awkwardly?
squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #356,792
@356,707 (C)
we were texting today.
she wants to see me again this week. we'll see what happens. i should probably have a plan this time instead of just taking her to run errands with me.
she said she likes going to shows, but i don't know if she means movies or theater.
damnit, i'd split the difference and take her to see Batman Live but it doesn't open till december.
i'd love to see her glammed up for theater, but i don't have a lot of options.
i'd take her to see the production of the Addams Family, i just don't know if it's any good.
she told me when we were shopping that when she dresses up she wears stockings instead of hose.
maybe i'll just buy the tickets and hope for the best.
@previous (K)
i don't know, what am i, her secretary?
she was sitting just fine, why, what're you getting at?
we were texting today.
she wants to see me again this week. we'll see what happens. i should probably have a plan this time instead of just taking her to run errands with me.
she said she likes going to shows, but i don't know if she means movies or theater.
damnit, i'd split the difference and take her to see Batman Live but it doesn't open till december.
i'd love to see her glammed up for theater, but i don't have a lot of options.
i'd take her to see the production of the Addams Family, i just don't know if it's any good.
she told me when we were shopping that when she dresses up she wears stockings instead of hose.
maybe i'll just buy the tickets and hope for the best.
@previous (K)
i don't know, what am i, her secretary?
she was sitting just fine, why, what're you getting at?
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Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #356,793
squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #356,796
@previous (L)
madonna will be around this weekend too. what're you thinking? maybe just take her to see some live music and have a few drinks? that's always a good time. there're a few indie bands playing. you're probably right, i should save the theater thing for the third or fourth date when sex is guaranteed.
madonna will be around this weekend too. what're you thinking? maybe just take her to see some live music and have a few drinks? that's always a good time. there're a few indie bands playing. you're probably right, i should save the theater thing for the third or fourth date when sex is guaranteed.
Anonymous L replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #356,797
@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Dude, you’re in a good part of Texas. Go see small, likable acts in comfortable venues. Fuck big acts in enormous venues.
The theater is a great opportunity for leaning up against each other and stroking a leg, but sometimes that comes after you’ve already been intimate.
Dude, you’re in a good part of Texas. Go see small, likable acts in comfortable venues. Fuck big acts in enormous venues.
The theater is a great opportunity for leaning up against each other and stroking a leg, but sometimes that comes after you’ve already been intimate.
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squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #356,799
@previous (L)
that's great advise. i do get the sense that this chick is pretty fast though. which is easy enough to deal with, when you've got the breaks at some point all you gotta do is let up on the pedal and things'll happen naturally. she definitely seems to have the gas though.
that's great advise. i do get the sense that this chick is pretty fast though. which is easy enough to deal with, when you've got the breaks at some point all you gotta do is let up on the pedal and things'll happen naturally. she definitely seems to have the gas though.
Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #356,800
@356,792 (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Dallas has super art museums. Walking talking enjoying art. Hold off on theater for a few dates. You cannot talk to her at the theater.
Dallas has super art museums. Walking talking enjoying art. Hold off on theater for a few dates. You cannot talk to her at the theater.