Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago#22,709
I hammered 20 copper nails into a pest tree back in May. In August the bark started peeling off (it doesn't shed bark), I helped it by peeling a bunch off. I think the peeling was caused by the stress of the nails or a virus the nails helped it get. Will the tree just die now with no bark? How do I make it die? If I put bleach on the branches will that kill it? Need it dead
Ash !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 22 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#356,261
Blast it with lasers.
Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^][v]#356,263
You could try the same thing with your little brother.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#356,264
@356,258 (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
No their dumb tree has smashed my fence and fucked up the tarmac driveway with its huge roots. I am going to install a bigger fence and this fucking gay tree leans right over out of their property. I think i'm entitled to kill it really and even if I'm not I don't fucking care
doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 14 years ago, 51 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^][v]#356,265
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#356,268
@356,265 (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
No he is a giant cunt besides the branches are huge would need to pay someone and no way he would do that. And I'm not doing that its not my damn tree. So I will kill it then he will have no choice or it will fall on his car (ha ha) and if it falls on mine then I will sue.
Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#356,269
doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^][v]#356,272
@previous (A)
well then you are a dick and a pussy
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#356,273
@previous (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ) > Cut down that fucking tree. > No. > *tree mysteriously dies 1 month later* > I wonder who put all these copper nails in mah tree
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 23 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#356,274
Plant english ivy near it and watch it engulf and kill the tree. It's fun, it'll really piss off your neighbor when the ivy encroaches on his property. If he won't kill the tree, you won't kill the ivy. Just let the ivy climb the tree and either it'll die or your neighbor will kill it becuase he's tired of cutting ivy off it every few weeks.
There may also be a better, more invasive ivy to use. Consider poison ivy as well.
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#356,280