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Topic: How to kill a tree

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #22,709

I hammered 20 copper nails into a pest tree back in May. In August the bark started peeling off (it doesn't shed bark), I helped it by peeling a bunch off. I think the peeling was caused by the stress of the nails or a virus the nails helped it get. Will the tree just die now with no bark? How do I make it die? If I put bleach on the branches will that kill it? Need it dead

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #356,253

saws how do they work

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #356,255

@previous (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
Its my neighbours tree if it was mine I would just chainsaw it.

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #356,258

@previous (A)
you are a dick

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ double-posted this 14 years ago, 26 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #356,259

also a pussy

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 16 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #356,260

@356,255 (A)
Sup to4str?

Ash !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 22 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #356,261

Blast it with lasers.

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #356,263

You could try the same thing with your little brother.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #356,264

@356,258 (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
No their dumb tree has smashed my fence and fucked up the tarmac driveway with its huge roots. I am going to install a bigger fence and this fucking gay tree leans right over out of their property. I think i'm entitled to kill it really and even if I'm not I don't fucking care

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 14 years ago, 51 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #356,265

@previous (A)
so ask them to cut it down

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #356,266

@356,264 (A)
Drive your car into it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #356,268

@356,265 (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
No he is a giant cunt besides the branches are huge would need to pay someone and no way he would do that. And I'm not doing that its not my damn tree. So I will kill it then he will have no choice or it will fall on his car (ha ha) and if it falls on mine then I will sue.

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #356,269

@previous (A)
> lolsuit

You should move to America. White people love filing frivolous lawsuits here.

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #356,270

@356,268 (A)
ask him first

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 17 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #356,271

@previous (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
No.

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #356,272

@previous (A)
well then you are a dick and a pussy

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #356,273

@previous (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
> Cut down that fucking tree.
> No.
> *tree mysteriously dies 1 month later*
> I wonder who put all these copper nails in mah tree

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 23 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #356,274

Plant english ivy near it and watch it engulf and kill the tree. It's fun, it'll really piss off your neighbor when the ivy encroaches on his property. If he won't kill the tree, you won't kill the ivy. Just let the ivy climb the tree and either it'll die or your neighbor will kill it becuase he's tired of cutting ivy off it every few weeks.

There may also be a better, more invasive ivy to use. Consider poison ivy as well.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #356,280

Paint its brake calipers
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