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Topic: My @#%$ed up Life (A Rant) (Censored)

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #22,703

Anyone wanna know why I'm pissed today?

Well, I don't care if you want to or not. You clicked on this thread, and now you're reading.


Okay, so I have the worst Advisory class. It's full of drama queen !#$#tards, "big-shots" (just because they play sports) who think they have all the answers in the #@#$ing world. And of all of them, I have to sit next to Miranda Box. The biggest know-it-all-drama-queen-all-around-b!tch in 7th grade. She has this cute little "nickname" for me-which I hate. And she's got every-single-@#$#ing 7th grader in the school (that's over 400) in on it. Which is so ridiculous. I hear it every single day, and the only sane people that don't say it are Jacob, Hunter, and Thomas (you don't need to know who they are).

And then we get to the bus. We ride a "shuttle" bus to the High School where the "regular" buses take us home. There's this one weirdo who always begs me to sit by him, and then I get over there, and all of a sudden he's the little boy that cried RAPE!. I swear to got, this is the whiniest little 7th grader in the whole state, maybe even the country. I sit next to him, then he grabs my hand and tries to dig his fingers-keep in mind he NEVER trims his fingernails-right into my wrist. So I grab his little hood on his coat and pull it over his head. He starts crying RAPE!-no, screeching it- and (tries) to sucker punch me. It didn't even hurt, but then he jerked his head out- and get this-started to TICKLE me. WTF. I turn around and who's getting it on film-Jacob (different than earlier Jacob) and Frank, with their little midget a-hole friend, who's got his video phone out and get this-he sends it TO @#%#ING YOUTUBE. He even showed me the screen of the video upload. The title was "Boy Gets Raped".


@#$# you midget.


Back onto advisory-I also have Brad and Brendan, the two most argumentative people I've ever met. They'll claim to be friends, but you walk out into the hall and they're always getting in fights. Brad likes to make fun of everyone-me especially. Classic bully. Except that he's as ugly as a horse's !@#hole. I swear to god, when you've got 140 lbs of ugly staring at you-not fun. And then Brendan always is chatting with Miranda, and during silent reading in advisory (every Monday), she's always poking everyone trying to get Brendan's attention, and Brendan's always throwing these paper balls and quarters and books at me, and the teacher never sees, it's just annoying.

So, yeah, that's why I'm in a bad mood.


Note that this isn't a place to go "O MY DAY WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH WORSE" or whatever.

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 24 minutes later[^] [v] #356,166

cool story

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #356,171

Don't be pathetic, don't be a fooool, every body's watchin' try to be cooool...

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #356,206

Only I can tell melodramatic personal stories, fucker.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #356,210

Ah, to be an angst teenager again.

Ash !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #356,278

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #356,308

Last week i blew out my knee and need surgery. I can't work so i lost my job. I'm not elligible for unemployment and my medical insurance has a 5000 dollar deductable. My wife left me when she found out i've lost my salary again, i was out of work during the recession for 14 months. Knee replacement surgery will cost upwards of 60 grand and my insurance will only cover 1/2 of the cost. I use crutches to hobble to the salvation army where they feed me thin soup and crackers. My dog was hit by a car yesterday and i'll lose my house if i can't come up with 1500 a month for my mortgage.

Tell me more about being embarassed in 7th grade.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #356,314

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
You should just go to the emergency room.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 14 years ago, 22 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #356,319

@previous (H)
They don't do full knee replacement surgery in the ER. They give you a shot of cortizone and some crutches. Well, you pay for them.

Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 49 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #356,326

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
I was pretending to be Mittens Romney.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 26 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #356,327

@previous (H)
the worst part about the whole thing is that i can't start a donation fund and collect money because if anyone found out that none of it was true then i could get into big trouble and maybe even go to jail.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #356,329

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Best part is: You could sell your story to Romney.
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