Topic: I impregnated my girlfriend, fora.

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #22,647

I am scared shitless. What do I do?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #355,655

@OP
Relax. You know you have no girlfriend, let alone any friends.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #355,656

@OP
Step up.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #355,658

@OP

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #355,674

I assume she isn't going to get an abortion. Will she consider adoption? If not, just man up and do your part.

Anonymous J replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #355,676

@previous (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
One pin prick & belly will deflate.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #355,678

@previous (Anonymous J)

Probably.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #355,709

This is exactly what MAtt deserves.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #355,730

All is going according to plan.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 29 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #355,740

@355,709 (F)
Matt would like it to much. All those poot filled diapers.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #355,788

Looks like Indy wins again!

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #355,793

@previous (I)
Indeed he does. The man is on a roll.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #355,798

@355,788 (I)
What does he win?

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #355,801

@previous (B)
he wins this

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #355,804

@previous (D)
Does he win a guest room in his mother's house?

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #355,805

@previous (B)
She lost her job. She can no longer afford to feed him.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #355,831

Poor kid having to grow up with Jabba the Hutt for a father minus the business savvy and vast wealth and slavegirls and even the jar of frogs.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #355,840

I'm looking forward to the traditional Chinese shotgun wedding.

Minichan