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Topic: Bacon — a New Cure for Nosebleeds. “Bacon crafted as a nasal Tampon"

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #22,568

Image went missinghttp://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/01/25/bacon-a-new-cure-for-nosebleeds/

Who doesn’t love the smell of bacon in the morning? Let’s hope that people with chronic nosebleeds really love it, because doctors have found new evidence that strips of bacon inserted up the nose can stop nosebleeds.

Yes, it’s true. A report published in the Annals in Otology, Rhinology and Larynology found that strips of “cured salted pork crafted as a nasal tampon and packed within the nasal vaults”

http://baconlube.com/

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later[^] [v] #354,689

There's nothing bacon can't do. I grew my foreskin back by covering the the head of my dick in raw bacon.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #354,691

@previous (B)
aahahahaahaha! I love it. Way to fuck over all of those herpes rabbis.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #354,693

@354,689 (B)
The Kosher Cure. Only valid if the pig was circumcised.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #354,752

I stick pig flesh up my nose anyway, and I only have nosebleeds after an especially raucous night. I guess I'm just ahead of the game!
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