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Topic: I have to write a story for my newspaper, and I can't find a decent topic

Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc started this discussion 15 years ago #2,256

It has to be something related to the environment, science, health, or technology.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #41,398

cool

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #41,399

Global warming/climate change fits into all of those somehow.

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #41,400

Write something related to the new Galaxy Tablet.

Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #41,402

@41,399 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
But everybody writes about that these days. Last month, we had 3 articles about global warming.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #41,403

You could write about a invasive species that is taking over native wildlife in your area.

Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #41,409

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
No, my editor has warned me before about mentioning the nigger problem.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #41,415

@previous (Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc)
Listen to you! You are such a nut sometimes.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #41,417

@41,409 (Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc)
...this post explains a lot of your problems.

Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #41,424

@41,403 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
@41,415 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
LOL

psychopath !PAHVpsycho joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #41,425

Write about how we can solve the cold winters by increasing CO2.

jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #41,430

It's been done a lot lately, but aj article about how social networking sites (facebook, twitter) have been instrumental in the recent riots in Muslim countries would be topical.

Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #41,443

@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
That has been done a lot, and if I submit the same story that has appeared in every other local paper 100 times in the last week, I will get fired. I would need to give it a fresh spin, somehow.

dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #41,444

@OP

eg everything

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #41,446

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2011/02/24/science-us-malaria-fungus-idUKTRE71N6NX20110224

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #41,447

Qualcomm's QSD8672 Chipset.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #41,456

@41,403 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)

http://www.invasivespeciesinfo.gov/unitedstates/fl.shtml

http://plants.ifas.ufl.edu/guide/invplant.html

advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #41,470

Write about the new defective macbook pros.

Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #41,475

@previous (advi !!3gpAcg/hF)
They aren't defective, just shoddily assembled. And this is a local paper, so the story has to have some sort of local relevance.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #41,476

@previous (Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc)

Find something inspiring about a local child who defeated a deadly disease.

Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #41,482

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
This is america, we don't give a shit about children unless they are unborn or nascar fans

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #41,489

@previous (Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc)

People always give a shit about children who beat the odds. It helps them to feel good about these things without actually having to do anything.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,548

@41,409 (Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc)

> No, my editor has warned me before about mentioning the nigger problem.

Lol'd hard.
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