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Minichan

Topic: Ask me anything.

Handle !tYHPZ2dvu6 started this discussion 14 years ago #22,506

Well?
Don't just sit there. ASK!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #353,664

Have you ever had an issue with a person having sex before you? Has it ever haunted and nagged you every hour of every day?

Handle !tYHPZ2dvu6 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #353,666

No I prefer experienced players.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #353,667

What's the last dream you can remember having?

Handle !tYHPZ2dvu6 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #353,669

@previous (C)

I had two last night, in one I was the protagonist in a video game and the other I was having a fight with a sales assistant in a futuristic supermarket.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #353,671

Why are you so annoying?

Handle !tYHPZ2dvu6 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #353,673

@previous (D)

I like to annoy people.
My friends say it's one of my worst/best traits (Depending on who you ask).

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 43 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #353,674

@353,669 (Handle !tYHPZ2dvu6)
Okay, here's mine:

I have apparently split off from a group and found myself in a jungle. To where an elderly black gentleman who may or may not have been Morgan Freeman pointed me in the direction of a rope that hung over a cliff. I started climbing down the rope with great difficulty to where I spot a house to loot. There was a woman in the window staring right at me or so I thought. She was perhaps around her thirties or so.

It turns out as I take cover behind a tree stump or what could have been a sign. There was a snake which she was really staring at that licked my forehead with it's tounge and I jumped back before it struck me. Then I awoke to find that I have creamed myself. >.<

Handle !tYHPZ2dvu6 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #353,675

@previous (C)

Fascinating.
I'd definitely go see someone about that.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 22 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #353,679

Coke or Pepsi?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #353,681

When you ram your dick into shit, for just a few moments do you think about ewwwwweeeee icky.

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #353,682

@previous (F)
Or do you think about 10 myle satellite by the SEA SEA SEA?

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #353,683

@previous (B)
Whats up Becky?

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 55 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #353,684

@previous (F)
Not much, you?

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #353,685

@previous (B)
In for a cup of triple espresso and in 15 mins after some $$ work related stuff back out to getting on TOP of 5 foot peaks for 3 more hours. Air water both 68F and its just 8AM. Going to hit 90 today.

http://www.surfline.com/surf-report/swamis-southern-california_4789/

Handle !tYHPZ2dvu6 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #353,705

@353,679 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

Coke, but I don't mind Pepsi. Currently off fizz drinks.

@353,681 (F)

YES! I also feel terrible regret once I finished masturbating to any porn I watch.

@353,682 (B)

Rarely, I like to stay focused during sexy time.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #353,707

@previous (Handle !tYHPZ2dvu6)
> Rarely
So, occasionally, during sex, you do, in fact, think about 10 mile satellites?

Handle !tYHPZ2dvu6 (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #353,708

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

I have to admit I'm lying, I just didn't want disappoint Anon B.
I've never thought about 10 myle satellites by the SEA SEA SEA!
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