Topic: It's basically my last week at my old job.
Falco !VYDDrUD3gc started this discussion 14 years ago #22,503
Our store has to pass some sort of corporate inspection on tuesday so I might want to pay attention that day, but whatever. What do?
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 44 minutes later[^] [v] #353,637
Troll the manager by fucking up the corporate inspection.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #353,640
@OP> Our store has to pass some sort of corporate inspection on tuesday so I might want to pay attention that day, but whatever. What do?
Hiring now in your hood
Falco !VYDDrUD3gc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #353,642
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #353,644
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #353,645
Piss on the floor of the toilet and throw all of the toilet paper in the toilet!
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #353,648
@OP
Hold your own "inspection day" instead!
Go in early on Tuesday. When the inspection begins, chain the doors shut, stand up on a counter, and explain over the loud-speakers that you have planted a small number of explosive devices throughout the store, some of which were bought off the Mexican black-market and some of which have been improvised using supplies from local plumbing, automotive, and hardware stores. Tell everyone that clues as to where the bombs are planted have been posted on a website at minichan.org for them to decipher, if they can. Explain to them how much more fun it will inspecting the store when their lives depend on it.
Bonus points: Dress like the Riddler when you do this.
Hold your own "inspection day" instead!
Go in early on Tuesday. When the inspection begins, chain the doors shut, stand up on a counter, and explain over the loud-speakers that you have planted a small number of explosive devices throughout the store, some of which were bought off the Mexican black-market and some of which have been improvised using supplies from local plumbing, automotive, and hardware stores. Tell everyone that clues as to where the bombs are planted have been posted on a website at minichan.org for them to decipher, if they can. Explain to them how much more fun it will inspecting the store when their lives depend on it.
Bonus points: Dress like the Riddler when you do this.
I ♥ Indy™ !THANKS5vxA joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #353,651
Poop in the boss' coffee. Thanks.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #354,053
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #354,055
Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #354,111
Our store failed the impossible inspection process. I feel bad for everyone I work with, but it doesn't concern me anymore and it's a huge relief. Google the office depot ISCE program.
I put in my two weeks today, however I don't think I'll bet going out in a blaze of glory. Tomorrow might be my last day though, but no guarantee. I hope so, though.
I put in my two weeks today, however I don't think I'll bet going out in a blaze of glory. Tomorrow might be my last day though, but no guarantee. I hope so, though.