Topic: UUGGHH

derpy !hoovesEJmo started this discussion 14 years ago #22,475

WHY DO BEANS TAKE FOREVER TO COOK?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 17 seconds later[^] [v] #353,326

first

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #353,328

microwave your beans

derpy !hoovesEJmo (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #353,329

@previous (C)
Not canned beans. Fresh pinto beans. Been preparing them for two, going on three days. D:

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #353,331

@previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
> two, going on three days
WAT

I soak mine for at least 6 hours. Then I change the water and bring the pot to a boil for 15 minutes. Then I turn the heat down to low and cook for 6 hours. Perfect!

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derpy !hoovesEJmo (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 13 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #353,332

@previous (D)
Crockpot. D:

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #353,334

They are dehydrated beans. It took time to dry them out. Getting water back in takes time.
Grow your own and cook in minutes.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #353,336

@353,332 (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
:-(

derpy !hoovesEJmo (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 13 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #353,337

@353,334 (E)
thinking about it

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #353,338

@previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
Must be the Pinto Bean Tree & web sites has tasty bean recipes
http://ieatfood.net/2011/06/09/heirloom-tomato-avocado-corn-and-pinto-bean-salad/

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #353,354

@OP
Did you de-gas them?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #353,356

They make you poot.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #353,357

@353,354 (F)
I reccommend kombu and asafetida.

@previous (G)
Kill yourself.

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Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #353,359

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Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 59 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #353,360

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Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #353,364

@353,357 (H)

> I reccommend kombu and asafetida.

Huh? I just put the beans in a pot of water, bring them to a boil, let them sit for a few hours, drain, rinse, and cook. All the stuff on the beans that wrecks your stomach is on the skin, and my method removes it all.

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #353,365

@previous (F)
Can opener

Falco !VYDDrUD3gc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #353,367

@OP

> WHY DO BEANS TAKE FOREVER TO COOK?
i just sank, dude.

my cleets and mommy clits have trees for some damn reason, oh faked

so words like wonster and schush mean communist venus for the two of us three. oh damb yesterday was bleekuhors.

it really meens cootuurs bleps :huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu:

as far as Pete's masturbating hand (if you are not homosexually drunk like facefuck over there)
he's healing really wel. no teets. monster wraps on the t go t t im shaved hey barney give me back my science you nugget in despair. wait thats a song god u gordon uh fuck. Askeachotherwhat? Hey. MY penis. thats gold. Says the one who's whowho is a haha in japjap.

so he will be able to work again...and shit Tyrone get it together, spoogie live is on tonight at 3 fucking am i knew u wer a fukng dumass. lynrd skin diddles my ice treat.

well anyway... happy monday everyone ^^.....

FOCKIN GOOSE. HES BANKED IN SAND OVER FRIDFRIDGE BY BAIBAI SO KAIKAI AND SPOOSPOO SAT ONON THE MANMAN AND THE GIRGIRLS COOCOOTERHUHORSHURS his nose fell to bleed. hey look it reads in china.

sorry my chingra

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 59 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #353,382

@353,329 (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
i'd figured you were cooking fresh beans so i said 'microwave them' anyway because comedy i guess

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #353,384

@353,367 (Falco !VYDDrUD3gc)
If MAtt Miller was a furfag, he would still be less of a douche than you...

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Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #353,410

@previous (F)
Shut up, Wesley.