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Topic: Tomorrow I'm going to a nigger therapist

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #22,441

It's been a very long week.

I came out as ghetto, dropped out of college (For the second time in a month) and told my mam I was depressed (and in so many words suicidal). I went to a doctor and a councillor who both had conflicting opinions on how I should approach my issues. So tomorrow I gonna go see this guy (nearly against my own will) and see what he has to say.

INB4 I'm popping happy pills for the rest of my life.

/BAWWWWWWWWWWW

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #352,894

Pay your debts?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 48 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #352,901

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
like seriously fuck off you peice of fucking hosrshit. kill yourself in real life. do you even know who I am =? I'm motherfucking john fucking cena. I'll rip your fucking balls of with my sctotuds and feed them yto you through you asshole fuck youtr fucking dick ride my penis thanks

Falco !VYDDrUD3gc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #352,903

I remember this meme

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #352,904

what the fuck is up with everything on her ebeing like the exact same thing it's so confusing and gay

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #352,906

@previous (D)
so it is just like you

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #352,907

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
i'm talking about the copypasta and the memes i don't get where i open a thread and it's like the same thread i just opened reply-wise
shut up mark

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #352,908

@previous (D)
like seriously fuck off you peice of fucking hosrshit. kill yourself in real life. do you even know who I am =? I'm motherfucking john fucking cena. I'll rip your fucking balls of with my sctotuds and feed them yto you through you asshole fuck youtr fucking dick ride my penis thanks

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #352,909

@352,907 (D)
see @previous (A)

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #352,933

How do you come out as ghetto?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #352,934

@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
It's not easy. It takes a lot of courage to do, especially if those closest to you aren't used to that sort of thing.

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 14 years ago, 41 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #352,935

@previous (G)
How do you know if you might be secretly ghetto?

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #352,936

@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
You just do. It's something you're born with.

If you're ghetto, you'll know it on somne level. Even if you can't accept it.

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

rainbow !dashjGLG/c joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #352,942

@352,935 (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)

You just know. It's like your eye colour, or your sexuality. I'm ghetto. I try not to act like it, but I can't help it sometimes.

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc replied with this 14 years ago, 36 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #352,947

@previous (rainbow !dashjGLG/c)
You're british how are you ghetto

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc double-posted this 14 years ago, 16 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #352,948

@352,936 (G)
why did you edit this and leave in a typo
retard

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 18 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #352,951

@previous (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)
because human error

you twat

rainbow !dashjGLG/c replied with this 14 years ago, 26 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #352,955

@352,947 (beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc)

Britain has ghettos too. But it's a state of mind, not the house you live in. Although I do live in a ghetto as well.

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #352,958

@previous (rainbow !dashjGLG/c)
Do you live in a council house, innit?

rainbow !dashjGLG/c replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #352,959

@previous (G)

yer m8 reppin up dem manz in an estate innit

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #352,960

@previous (rainbow !dashjGLG/c)
lmao m8 ur a rite laff innit

rainbow !dashjGLG/c replied with this 14 years ago, 19 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #352,968

@previous (G)

trudat lad 2 peng rite round u no

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #353,016

sittin in my benzo
sippin on some cola
bitchez passin by
I hafta holla

Story of @OP

Handle !tYHPZ2dvu6 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #353,057

It's not copy pasta I actually posted that HERE months ago.
Seriously I'm gonna rage quit.

EDIT: @OP Kill yourself.

(Edited 30 seconds later.)

doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #353,059

@previous (Handle !tYHPZ2dvu6)

> It's not copy pasta I actually posted that HERE months ago.
yeah so it is copy pasta

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #353,062

@previous (doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ)
10/10

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #353,065

@353,057 (Handle !tYHPZ2dvu6)
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, lad.

Handle !tYHPZ2dvu6 replied with this 14 years ago, 43 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #353,066

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

I'm so honoured.

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #354,920

@353,057 (Handle !tYHPZ2dvu6)
so i sat at the docks once, on the ground perfectly still
i had a few crumbs scattered around me, the piece of bread in my hand. i didn't move a muscle for something like 5 minutes. the pidgeons and seagulls began to flock around me, eating the crumbs, but staying out of reach.
after a while they started to become comfortable around me, started pecking at the bread in my hand, i ignored the pidgeons as they strutted around me and instead became as stone waiting for my prize.
the sea gull thinking itself clever hopped up on my knee finally to muscle the pidgeons out of the way and eat from my hand itself. like a monk snatching the pebble it was over before the bird could ever hope to fly away, i had caught him around the middle pinning its wings to its body.
the bird went deathly still as it knew that it was well and truly fucked. like a greek hero it met its downfall at the hands of its own hubris, it looked at me, i looked at it, then i walked it down to the shore, and tossed him over the water.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #354,964

I feel ya OP. The other day, I realized I've been in denial about being royalty. Truth is, I simply love telling other people what to do and watching them do it without challenge or complaint. I'd also happilly destory anyone who fell out of line were it socially acceptable.

But alas, we royalty are persecuted by modern society. It's so hard.
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