Topic: how do you get shit stains out of carpet?

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #22,435

yesterday I woke up hungover and had to shit. someone was in my bathroom (my housemate) and I actually tried to shit in a plastic bag. I ended up shitting on the carpet and all down my legs.

how the fuck do i get the stain out of the carpet? I've pissed myself before being drunk as shit, a lot of times in fact, but never shit everywhere.

asking for your help because I know some of you cunts have shit your pants before or even shit on carpet before.

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squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #352,846

piss on it

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 45 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #352,851

@OP

Get your life together

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #352,854

@OP
Reverse the polarity.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 44 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #352,858

Just shit on it more. Pretty sure that cancels it out.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #352,860

lol bad story why didn't you just like shit on something or outside retard lol

Falco !VYDDrUD3gc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #352,861

I've never shit in anything but a toilet. You've pretty much summed up what people should never be.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #352,863

@previous (Falco !VYDDrUD3gc)
Get out into the woods, city boy, and take a big ol crap in the morning in a hand-dug latrine. That'll change a man...

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #352,868

@352,861 (Falco !VYDDrUD3gc)
*shat

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #352,916

Burn it. Burn it all.

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