Topic: Post your stats thread: Penis edition
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #2,243
Measure your penis and tell us the length.
6 and 1/4 inches, reporting in.
6 and 1/4 inches, reporting in.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #41,207
> Post your stats thread: Penis edition
I lol'd.
I lol'd.
Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #41,208
11 inches when erect
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #41,209
6 and 1/4 light-years.
SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #41,210
like 7.3 inches... but I like to round it up to 7 and a half. :3
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #41,211
@41,208 (Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0)
Really? You could do porn. That's insane. Post a picture. No one wants to see it, but I'm curious.
I'm at 5 3/4 erect. Fucking pelvic fat. I was over 6 inches when I was younger. According to Dr Oz, I could be hiding as much as 2 inches (which you would think would be motivation to lose weight, but it's not).
Really? You could do porn. That's insane. Post a picture. No one wants to see it, but I'm curious.
I'm at 5 3/4 erect. Fucking pelvic fat. I was over 6 inches when I was younger. According to Dr Oz, I could be hiding as much as 2 inches (which you would think would be motivation to lose weight, but it's not).
Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #41,215
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #41,233
@previous (Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0)
Can anyone confirm this? I would take independent confirmation as truth!
Why don't you do porn? Can you get erections easily and last more than a few minutes.
They will love you since you will go right for the asshole, too.
You might want to lose 40lbs and gain a little muscle though.
Can anyone confirm this? I would take independent confirmation as truth!
Why don't you do porn? Can you get erections easily and last more than a few minutes.
They will love you since you will go right for the asshole, too.
You might want to lose 40lbs and gain a little muscle though.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,294
@OP
> Measure your penis and tell us the length.
>
> 6 and 1/4 inches, reporting in.
18.8 Inches Flaccid ...Still trying to get a rise out of it..May not have enough blood pressure??
> Measure your penis and tell us the length.
>
> 6 and 1/4 inches, reporting in.
18.8 Inches Flaccid ...Still trying to get a rise out of it..May not have enough blood pressure??
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,353
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,356
jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,358
Mickey joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,361
Six inches even! IT'S PRETTY THICK, TOO!
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,392
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,393
psychopath !PAHVpsycho joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,394
6.6"/168cm
Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,505
6 inches straight. 5 and a half thick. It's alright, I guess.
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,511
I just realised I have never measured my penis o.O. I am going to have to do that today =-0
dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,518
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,705
Thousands of satisfied customers tell me that it is... exceptional. ;)
Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,709
Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,711
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #45,579
About 7 inches, straight and thick. Dirty kikes took my foreskin though. :(
psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #45,580
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #45,588
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)This is the photo Matt posted. I can't speak for its authenticity. (Maybe you or Ash would know?)
(Edited 4 minutes later.)
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #45,592
Honestly I don't know or care. Probably around 6", maybe a bit more. That's the average from what I understand.
RedFox !rFox/iQSaQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #45,599
~5 long
not big around
not big around
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #45,603
@45,580 (psychopath !PSYCHOhc32)
You're also much more likely to give and receive std's, when you have a foreskin.
You're also much more likely to give and receive std's, when you have a foreskin.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #45,604
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #45,610
@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
I know, if a girl loves you she loves your penis because it's attached to you. Size would just be a perk if she looks at it that way.
I know, if a girl loves you she loves your penis because it's attached to you. Size would just be a perk if she looks at it that way.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #45,620
@previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
Only girth is important for vaginal intercourse, and even if you lack that, just eat her out.
Only girth is important for vaginal intercourse, and even if you lack that, just eat her out.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #45,624
@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Truth. Most women will NEVER be able to orgasm from penetration. The majority need direct stimulation from oral or a vibrator.
Truth. Most women will NEVER be able to orgasm from penetration. The majority need direct stimulation from oral or a vibrator.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #45,626
Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #45,695
3 inches from the ground
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #45,699
Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #45,702
Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #45,707
@45,699 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
> Eric Cartman: Okay, we'll try this again.
> [types on the computer]
> Eric Cartman: 'Hi everyone. I am a young boy looking for fun times with older male. I like to...
> [lots of dialogue boxes pop up at once]
> Eric Cartman: Oh, this one looks good. "HungDaddy".
> [types back]
> Eric Cartman: 'Hello, HungDaddy.'
> [gets immediate response]
> Eric Cartman: [reading the answer] "Hi. I'm eight and a half inches". Damn dude, this guy's tiny! He must be a dwarf.
> [types back]
> Eric Cartman: 'Sorry, I'm not interested in being friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off.' Frowny face.
> Eric Cartman: Okay, we'll try this again.
> [types on the computer]
> Eric Cartman: 'Hi everyone. I am a young boy looking for fun times with older male. I like to...
> [lots of dialogue boxes pop up at once]
> Eric Cartman: Oh, this one looks good. "HungDaddy".
> [types back]
> Eric Cartman: 'Hello, HungDaddy.'
> [gets immediate response]
> Eric Cartman: [reading the answer] "Hi. I'm eight and a half inches". Damn dude, this guy's tiny! He must be a dwarf.
> [types back]
> Eric Cartman: 'Sorry, I'm not interested in being friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off.' Frowny face.
(Edited 54 seconds later.)
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #45,727
6 inches
regular girth
regular girth
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #45,734
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
You ruin everything that you touch.
You ruin everything that you touch.
sim !PznzndQYds joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #45,738
Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #45,753
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
lol come talk to me when you've actually fucked a real woman.
lol come talk to me when you've actually fucked a real woman.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #45,776
@previous (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
Hey! Just because she wasn't born a woman doesn't mean she isn't a "real woman" now!!
Hey! Just because she wasn't born a woman doesn't mean she isn't a "real woman" now!!
竜 !cP2gi3jKX2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #45,781
<5", but looks like it's normal thickness.