Minichan

Topic: If Minichan were a family...

Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 started this discussion 15 years ago #2,241

...who would have which role, and what would the family dynamics be like? I will start:

AC: the father.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #41,175

Is this anything like the thread theorizing about Minichan being a village?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #41,177

Depressionman: transient under a court order to stay at least 100 metres away from the rest of the family.

Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #41,179

@41,175 (B)
It is, but it is different.

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #41,180

I got dibs on black sheep.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #41,193

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #41,200

@previous (E)
-1,000,000/10

jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #41,216

I'd be the cool uncle.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #41,220

can i be the rich motherfucker?

Nimj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #41,222

do the dog

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #41,229

@previous (Nimj)
i'll do the dog in the anus

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #41,253

I wouldn't even be in the family. ;_;

psychopath !PAHVpsycho joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #41,254

I'd probably be in the family with Sim, Dreamworks, and the guy that posts faceman.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,334

@41,253 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
You'd be my favourite little sister. :-P

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,369

I'm the neighbour who gets the spare key while the family goes on holiday for a week. I'm only supposed to turn the lights on & off but I steal all the food and wear your shirts.

Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,427

@41,216 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)

> I'd be the creepy uncle.
ftfy =P

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,432

I would be the crazy cousin.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,435

I would be the cool guy who converts the garage or cellar into a party section.

jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,437

@41,334 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
No, that's UJ!

@41,427 (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)
=)

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,441

@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)

> No, that's UJ!

UJ is my little girl, silly. ;)
Get your facts straight. :D

Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k replied with this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,508

@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)

o.O I always thought UJ was a dude, or is that the joke?

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,510

the hell is UJ

dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,513

@41,254 (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)
wanting to be dutch is not a toy bud

The Wine MAfia joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,514

I'm the one who has been leaving trace amounts of arsenic in the daily wine selection.

龍 !cP2gi3jKX2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,516

I'd be the pet kittydragon that'd keep eating people out of affection and other silly stuff like that.

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,522

@previous (龍 !cP2gi3jKX2)
AND I WOULD BE THE ONE CUTTING YOUR STOMACH AND INTESTINES OPEN TO LET THEM OUT.=]

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,527

@previous (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
Oh no! I really laughed at that.

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,529

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
<3

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,533

@previous (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
Harleen Dragon Slayer strikes again!

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,535

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
<Poses in shiny, blood stained armor.>

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,538

@41,522 (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claymore_(manga) are_you_a_claymore.jpg

(Edited 6 minutes later.)

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,541

@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Make it clickable plz

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,542

I would be the neighbor that fires shots into the air when kids get near my lawn. Also I would get my paper on the morning wearing a night gown and I would be drunk.

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,544

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
PURAAAAZZZUUHHH AHHMUURRIIKKKAAHH

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,552

@41,535 (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
Too cute. You should cosplay.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,554

@41,542 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
My uncle was once arrested for blowing a dog apart with a shotgun in a residential area.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,558

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)

My friends uncle was once arrested for blowing two teenagers up.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,559

@41,554 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
That is horrible but it made me laugh. I wouldnt do anything like that. Your uncle sounds like a true Floridian.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ double-posted this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,560

@41,558 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)

> My friends uncle was once arrested for blowing two teenagers up.

Muslim?

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,563

@41,552 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
I do.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,564

@41,560 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

Nah. He just didn't like them.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,569

@41,558 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Tell us about it!

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,571

@41,559 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
He is insane! He claims to have Gulf War Syndrome, but in reality he was crazy before he enlisted.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,572

@41,569 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)

1) Friend walking down street as a 8 year old
2) Teenagers batter him with pipes, break shin or something
3) Friend's uncle puts a bomb underneath their car as revenge
4) Teenagers get blown to fucking shreds
5) Uncle goes to prison
6) He only got 8 years
7) ?????????????
8) GREAT SUCCESS!

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,573

@41,563 (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
Show us some pictures!

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,575

@41,572 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Wow! Did he already know how to make explosives or did he look up that information to make this hit?

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,576

@41,573 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Are none. But I will take some when I cosplay Dokuro.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,578

@41,575 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)

I think he already knew. My friend was just telling me about him, I don't know a lot.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,579

@41,576 (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
Thanks, that will be so fun.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,580

@41,578 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Ask him that next time.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,588

@41,508 (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)
Question of the decade? ;-)

sim !PznzndQYds joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,593

I would be in the garden wearing headphones smoking a joint and listening to music not giving a fuck about the rest of the family as being social is stupid.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,595

I would also pester sim for free weed.

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,616

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Same

sim !PznzndQYds replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,622

@41,595 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
@previous (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
And I'd tell you both to get fucked.

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,623

@previous (sim !PznzndQYds)
ButI<3u

sim !PznzndQYds replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,625

@previous (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
Buy your own drugs.

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,626

@previous (sim !PznzndQYds)
FINE. NO CHRISTMAS WEED AND HASH FOR YOU.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,631

@41,625 (sim !PznzndQYds)

Sell some drugs to me sim

sim !PznzndQYds replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,659

@41,626 (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
I don't care.

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
How much and what are you looking for?

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,679

@previous (sim !PznzndQYds)
mean simi is mean

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,682

@41,659 (sim !PznzndQYds)

like ten pounds next time I get my ema, lol. Something that will get me high.

sim !PznzndQYds replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,690

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
10 pounds as in 10 quid?

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,691

@previous (sim !PznzndQYds)

yeah

sim !PznzndQYds replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,692

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
lol

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,694

@previous (sim !PznzndQYds)

I didn't get my ema :(

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,947

@41,334 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
I'm okay with this. ^^

psychopath !PAHVpsycho replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,951

@41,513 (dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA)
I am a diasporite like sim.

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 days later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #47,774

Isn't Deckard more like a father?

sim !PznzndQYds replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #47,796

@41,951 (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)
wat

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #47,799

@previous (sim !PznzndQYds)
psycho
> implying
he is dutch, as usual

sim !PznzndQYds replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #47,803

@previous (Z-1)
He is not Dutch. He is a spineless piece of white trash hiding in his trailer scared some black kids may steal his sandwiches.

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #47,804

@previous (sim !PznzndQYds)
You know that, I know that, but he apparently doesn't.
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