Topic: Is this a pretty sweet deal?
Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 started this discussion 15 years ago #2,238
Even though I work 12, 13 hour shifts without a single break, I am allowed to eat anything I want all I want. That is a pretty sweet deal, isn't it? I have not spent a dime on food in two weeks! Does anyone else have some sort of sweet deal at work?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #41,187
My work doesn't perpetuate obesity.
FUCK YEAH I LOVE FILING PAPERS
FUCK YEAH I LOVE FILING PAPERS
Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #41,189
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #41,190
It's generally frowned upon to take food from your work.
Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #41,192
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #41,194
Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #41,197
dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,395
that would be illegal in holland
psychopath !PAHVpsycho joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,396
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,397
psychopath !PAHVpsycho replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,401
@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)Oh come on. He asked for it.
> I am allowed to eat anything I want all I want.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,404
@previous (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)
If you are going to bust his balls, post your poem instead. At least that's a little more creative.
If you are going to bust his balls, post your poem instead. At least that's a little more creative.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,405
psychopath !PAHVpsycho replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,407
Matt, matt. Poor and fat,
filthy, worthless, spamming rat.
Often drunk, lives alone,
spends welfare checks to pay off loans.
The loneliest prick, shticks all the same,
no female dares bear children in his name.
And, yet, he hollers day and night,
"I blame all others for my plight,
"It's they who spread trash 'round my shack!"
"It's they that make me binge and snack!"
"It's they that make me cry and spam!"
"It's they that make mods give a damn!"
"It's they that send an SUV,
to wreck my car I've yet to own,
through every pamphlet and every fee,
I still demand the best — on loan!"
Blame, blame.
The name of the game
played by those who
have mortgaged their shame!
filthy, worthless, spamming rat.
Often drunk, lives alone,
spends welfare checks to pay off loans.
The loneliest prick, shticks all the same,
no female dares bear children in his name.
And, yet, he hollers day and night,
"I blame all others for my plight,
"It's they who spread trash 'round my shack!"
"It's they that make me binge and snack!"
"It's they that make me cry and spam!"
"It's they that make mods give a damn!"
"It's they that send an SUV,
to wreck my car I've yet to own,
through every pamphlet and every fee,
I still demand the best — on loan!"
Blame, blame.
The name of the game
played by those who
have mortgaged their shame!
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,408
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,410
@41,404 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
I have to say, that poem is quite well made. Has a clear, proper meter.
I have to say, that poem is quite well made. Has a clear, proper meter.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,411
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,413
Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,426
@OP
Sounds like a decent gig, and you seem happier, grats man!
> Does anyone else have some sort of sweet deal at work?
no ='(
Sounds like a decent gig, and you seem happier, grats man!
> Does anyone else have some sort of sweet deal at work?
no ='(
Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,618
@41,410 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)@41,411 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Don't flatter him. All he did was change some words around from this.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,633
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,638
@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
It's from everyone's favorite cartoonist and social commentator.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Wyatt_Mann
It's from everyone's favorite cartoonist and social commentator.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Wyatt_Mann
Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,639
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,646
What the Fuck? joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,655
@OP
> Even though I work 12, 13 hour shifts without a single break, I am allowed to eat anything I want all I want. That is a pretty sweet deal, isn't it? I have not spent a dime on food in two weeks! Does anyone else have some sort of sweet deal at work?
Not a sweet deal.....Menial job for someone with an advanced degree.
All the food you can eat? Sloppy seconds you mean. Wash the dirty dishes...Do not eat leftovers from them.
r04r thank you for the im LoL
> Even though I work 12, 13 hour shifts without a single break, I am allowed to eat anything I want all I want. That is a pretty sweet deal, isn't it? I have not spent a dime on food in two weeks! Does anyone else have some sort of sweet deal at work?
Not a sweet deal.....Menial job for someone with an advanced degree.
All the food you can eat? Sloppy seconds you mean. Wash the dirty dishes...Do not eat leftovers from them.
r04r thank you for the im LoL
(Edited 38 seconds later.)
Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #41,660
@previous (What the Fuck?)
> All the food you can eat? Sloppy seconds you mean.
1) He's already said he can cook and eat any food he wants.
2) 'Sloppy seconds' refers to fucking a girl that your friend has already fucked.
> All the food you can eat? Sloppy seconds you mean.
1) He's already said he can cook and eat any food he wants.
2) 'Sloppy seconds' refers to fucking a girl that your friend has already fucked.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #42,019
psychopath !PAHVpsycho replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #42,366
@41,618 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Someone actually improved on my version that I tried to make a bit more original. Oh well.
Someone actually improved on my version that I tried to make a bit more original. Oh well.
Ninjj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #42,368
psychopath !PAHVpsycho replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #42,372
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #42,374
Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #42,620
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #42,728
No. ;_;