Topic: If I convert to Judaism, will it alone make me financially successful?
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #22,357
I don't mean rich, but just good money.
I'm put off because the god they worship is a psychopathic egomaniac, but I figure I can use the jewish mysticism definition and say the mind of god varies based on the minds of humanity.
I was learning Judaism already since I was promised modship if I converted to Judaism, but with Sim leaving, and the new owner might not keep fake_anon and fake_anon is who promised me modship for converting!!!!
I'm put off because the god they worship is a psychopathic egomaniac, but I figure I can use the jewish mysticism definition and say the mind of god varies based on the minds of humanity.
I was learning Judaism already since I was promised modship if I converted to Judaism, but with Sim leaving, and the new owner might not keep fake_anon and fake_anon is who promised me modship for converting!!!!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later[^] [v] #351,921
Convert and pull a Jesus Christ. You can turn water to wine & produce fish in abundance. Just don't let them hang you out to dry.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 28 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #351,926
Yeah, but Christians don't get the jewgolds.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #351,930
If you want to be rich, you'll have to become a psychopathic egomaniac anyway.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #351,946
No, but it helps.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #351,948
@351,930 (D)You're oversimplfying it. This inventor, hella funny ad, is going to be rich. Watch it, a Japanese cybernetic tail that you control with your brain!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvHcBq7UaY0
But not everyone worthwhile is successful, as the picture I attached elucidates.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #352,059
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #352,101
@351,948 (A)
My god. Once that thing reaches the west the furries will finally unite and be unstoppable.
Forget a zombie plan, I'm drawing up a furry plan.
My god. Once that thing reaches the west the furries will finally unite and be unstoppable.
Forget a zombie plan, I'm drawing up a furry plan.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #352,162
@351,948 (A)
> Implying getting a woman to consent to sex counts for anything.
Have we forgotten women are stupid? Is it not wholly apparent that since abandoning the practice of arranged marriages, the human gene pool is on a decline.
Only a pathetic loser would equate fucking some cunty skank with inventing electricity. If you'd ever actually had sex, you'd know it's really not the same thing.
> Implying getting a woman to consent to sex counts for anything.
Have we forgotten women are stupid? Is it not wholly apparent that since abandoning the practice of arranged marriages, the human gene pool is on a decline.
Only a pathetic loser would equate fucking some cunty skank with inventing electricity. If you'd ever actually had sex, you'd know it's really not the same thing.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #352,215
@352,059 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)Because I'd make a thread titled, "I met the guy from the Transporters movies and made him laugh with a funny joke. Here's him laughing." and add this picture.
And do that kind of thing.