Topic: The recent Tarot card thread has inspired me...
Meta !PARAdoxiHw started this discussion 15 years ago#2,232
To give three lucky namefags a free* Tarot reading.
*Disclaimer: Tarot cards have no actual powers and don't actually predict anything. Minichan and its employees, posters, and moderation team shall not be held liable for loss of life, infection with a sexually transmitted disease, loss of property, or decapitation of your neighbor's dog as a result of this Tarot reading. Exposure to Tarot cards may elevate your blood pressure and cause hemorrhage, internal bleeding or stroke, ask your doctor prior to use if you are over 65 or are taking medication for high blood pressure. I have no idea how a proper Tarot reading is done, so I will just improvise and do my best. Offer void in Nebraska.
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later[^][v]#40,995
Me!
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#41,001
> Offer void in Nebraska.
Aw man. ;_;
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#41,005
I'd like to enter.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#41,011
Alright, we need one more namefag, and then it will begin.
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#41,012
AYO MISTAH TAROT READER~
Meta !PARAdoxiHw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#41,016
@previous (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
Alright, I shall prepare a tarot reading for Harleen Quinzel, totoforhire, and The Editor. This may take a while, so please be patient.
Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#41,018
FUCK
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#41,019
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#41,052
keep it to one thread please
Nimj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^][v]#41,062
i like this where it's going
Meta !PARAdoxiHw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^][v]#41,071
Harleen Quinzel:
Card 1 (your present position in life): The strength card. I see courage and strength in your present position.
Card 2 (immediate influences): Temperance. I see patience and accomplishment through self-control.
Card 3 (goal and destiny): Eight of Swords. I see a gloomy future, the eight of swords portends quiet and depression. Hard times ahead.
Card 4 (distant past): Five of Swords. I see defeat and a troubled early life.
Card 5 (recent past): The Empress. I see fruitfulness and accomplishment in the recent past, offsetting problems in earlier life.
Card 6 (future influence): Six of Coins. I see kindness and charity influencing you in the future.
Card 7 (the questioner): Knight of Cups. I see subtlety and a temptation to lie and swindle your way out of present difficulties.
Card 8 (environmental factors): Five of Cups. I see insincere friendship and partial loss in your present environment.
Card 9 (inner emotions): The Magician. I see creativity, imagination, and spontaneity.
Card 10 (final result): Ace of Cups. I see eventual abundance, fulfillment, and joy in your life after conquering your present difficulties.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#41,083
totoforhire:
Card 1 (your present position in life): King of Swords. I see a highly analytical person, who is active and determined.
Card 2 (immediate influences): Three of Coins. I see skill in your occupation and artistic ability.
Card 3 (goal and destiny): The Empress. I see fruitfulness and accomplishment in your future.
Card 4 (distant past): Two of Clubs. I see boldness and courage in your distant past, making you a stronger individual today.
Card 5 (recent past): King of Cups. I see scandal and loss in your recent past.
Card 6 (future influence): Nine of Swords. I see concern and anxiety over a loved one. Despair.
Card 7 (the questioner): Knight of Clubs. I see you as moving or otherwise advancing into the unknown.
Card 8 (environmental factors): The Fool. I see you as possibly lacking discipline or otherwise prone to extravagance.
Card 9 (inner emotions): Six of Swords. I see your inner emotions as resilience and triumph despite inner anxiety.
Card 10 (final result):Five of Cups. I see marriage without real love or an otherwise unfulfilling relationship in your future.
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#41,084
@41,071 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
that sounds like you just copypasted the interpretations of the major arcana and made shit up for the minor arcana. also, > Knight of Clubs
EDIT: disclaimer is the same color as the backround on the theme im using. derp on me.
(Edited 3 minutes later.)
Meta !PARAdoxiHw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#41,085
@previous (F)
That sounds like you didn't read the disclaimer fully.
For anyone else who missed the disclaimer in the original post:
*Disclaimer: Tarot cards have no actual powers and don't actually predict anything. Minichan and its employees, posters, and moderation team shall not be held liable for loss of life, infection with a sexually transmitted disease, loss of property, or decapitation of your neighbor's dog as a result of this Tarot reading. Exposure to Tarot cards may elevate your blood pressure and cause hemorrhage, internal bleeding or stroke, ask your doctor prior to use if you are over 65 or are taking medication for high blood pressure. I have no idea how a proper Tarot reading is done, so I will just improvise and do my best. Offer void in Nebraska.
(Edited 6 minutes later.)
Meta !PARAdoxiHw (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#41,107
The Editor:
Card 1 (your present position in life): Three of Clubs. I see practical knowledge and business skill.
Card 2 (immediate influences): The World. I see attachment and completion.
Card 3 (goal and destiny): The Hanged Man. I see a major change in life ahead for you, perhaps involving abandonment of some sort.
Card 4 (distant past): Page of Swords. I see discretion and agility.
Card 5 (recent past): The Devil. I see malevolence and bad influence.
Card 6 (future influence): Four of Clubs. I see tranquility and harmony.
Card 7 (the questioner): Four of Coins. I see love of material wealth and possible greed.
Card 8 (environmental factors): Seven of Swords. I see new plans and hope.
Card 9 (inner emotions): Nine of Cups. I see material attainment and advantage.
Card 10 (final result): Eight of Clubs. I see swift activity and progress.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#41,115
Metai I want a tarot reading ;_;
Sign Carebear up too!
sim !PznzndQYds joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#41,347
gypsy scum
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#41,348
@previous (sim !PznzndQYds)
The politically correct term is "pikey".
brie !OudrPWaUDQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#41,349
Do me also!
Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#41,434