Topic: What does putting your penis inside a beehive feel like?
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #22,288
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rainbow !dashjGLG/c joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #350,879
Bags of Pain
Meowth joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #350,908
Let's hope I never find this out.
astromermaid joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,960
goodnight, sweet penis
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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #351,041
There's a tribe somewhere, Arfica or Southeast Asia IIRK, where the men self-induce a bee sting to make their penis grow larger. They say it works great, though carries a high risk of complications.
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #352,154
I'd like to point out that I'm just guessing on this one, and have no personal experience. I do, however, feel confident in the correctness of this answer:
Not good, and you'll be disinclined towards recommending it to your son. If you ever have one, after pulling that stunt.
Not good, and you'll be disinclined towards recommending it to your son. If you ever have one, after pulling that stunt.
Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #352,180
It may or may not be a tight fit, depending on your size and the size of the beehive. Once you're in it feels sort of like poking against wet corrugated cardboard. At this point, the bees in the hive sense an attack upon their home and swarm your penis, stinging it hundreds, perhaps thousands of times. If you are allergic to bees you will die from anaphylactic shock at this point as your tongue swells up and your airway constricts, cutting off oxygen. If you are not allergic to bees, but you are into hardcore S&M the pain will release a flood of endorphins and you will collapse in ecstasy. If you are a normal person you will be disappointed.
If the beehive is in a public area, you may also be charged with public indecency. It's best to just get a room.
If the beehive is in a public area, you may also be charged with public indecency. It's best to just get a room.