Topic: Let's say your girlfriend said she has only had sex with 5 guys in her life.
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #22,282
Is there some physical way to tell from inspecting her vagina, if she is lying, and is really a slut?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #350,741
if a girl's had sex with more than five guys, she's a slut? oh okay
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #350,742
@previous (B)
Ok forget the use of the word slut. How can I tell if she really only had sex with 5 guys?
Ok forget the use of the word slut. How can I tell if she really only had sex with 5 guys?
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,745
You can't. How about you trust her?
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,746
@350,742 (A)
Yeah, you can't. You're fucking weird for even asking. Inspecting your girlfriend's vagina? lol
Yeah, you can't. You're fucking weird for even asking. Inspecting your girlfriend's vagina? lol
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,748
@350,745 (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
How can I trust a girl who has sex with 5 guys? She gave herself freely to those guys, and they still know what her vagina is like, but she is MY girlfriend. It hurts.
How can I trust a girl who has sex with 5 guys? She gave herself freely to those guys, and they still know what her vagina is like, but she is MY girlfriend. It hurts.
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,750
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,752
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,754
@previous (A)
you sound possessive and like generally creepy
it is unwise to concern yourself with someone else's past
you sound like a big baby
you sound possessive and like generally creepy
it is unwise to concern yourself with someone else's past
you sound like a big baby
squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,756
worry about the tightness of her vagina. if it's sufficient i don't know why you'd be worried.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,758
@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
How can I tell if it is tight or not? I have not had many vaginas before.
How can I tell if it is tight or not? I have not had many vaginas before.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 48 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,759
@350,754 (B)
I do not agree. There are FIVE GUYS out there who know exactly what the INSIDE of her VAGINA feels like! How can I not be insanely jealous?
I do not agree. There are FIVE GUYS out there who know exactly what the INSIDE of her VAGINA feels like! How can I not be insanely jealous?
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,762
@previous (A)
i don't know maybe if you didn't have jealousy issues you wouldn't be insanely jealous
also every vagina is the same
they don't remember her vagina
they don't sit around in a group talking about the nuances of your girlfriend's vagina
they don't fucking care about your girlfriend, you do
five guys? who fucking cares
sex is an empty act, the inside of your girlfriend's vagina isn't sacred
i don't know maybe if you didn't have jealousy issues you wouldn't be insanely jealous
also every vagina is the same
they don't remember her vagina
they don't sit around in a group talking about the nuances of your girlfriend's vagina
they don't fucking care about your girlfriend, you do
five guys? who fucking cares
sex is an empty act, the inside of your girlfriend's vagina isn't sacred
squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 27 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,763
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 50 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,764
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 30 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,765
@350,762 (B)
every vagina is the same??? really?? and sex is not empty to girls....they love the people they have sex with...or so I have heard...
every vagina is the same??? really?? and sex is not empty to girls....they love the people they have sex with...or so I have heard...
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 46 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,766
squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 28 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,767
@350,762 (B)
that's not true. i remember quite a few specific vaginas. They do each have their own quality though. they aren't all the same.
And yeah, i've sat in a group discussing the nuances their vaginas. that has happened.
it's a valid concern.
that's not true. i remember quite a few specific vaginas. They do each have their own quality though. they aren't all the same.
And yeah, i've sat in a group discussing the nuances their vaginas. that has happened.
it's a valid concern.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 34 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,768
squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,769
@350,764 (A)
is it like wearing a form fitting spandex shirt, or is it more like a baggy sweatshirt?
is it like wearing a form fitting spandex shirt, or is it more like a baggy sweatshirt?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,770
@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Well, I am not sure...let me say it this way...it is very tiny externally...sometimes it is hard to get my dick in...but once I do...I just feel like it slides in and out...it does not squeeze my dick, but I CAN feel the walls against my dick
Well, I am not sure...let me say it this way...it is very tiny externally...sometimes it is hard to get my dick in...but once I do...I just feel like it slides in and out...it does not squeeze my dick, but I CAN feel the walls against my dick
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 8 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,771
@350,767 (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
i know that i was exaggerating mostly i was just not counting on some douchebag to like pick that out of the whole post and say 'that's not true' so i posted it anyway but hey you went ahead and did it so uh thanks buddy
@350,768 (A)
this isn't something you can learn by posting on the internet
i know that i was exaggerating mostly i was just not counting on some douchebag to like pick that out of the whole post and say 'that's not true' so i posted it anyway but hey you went ahead and did it so uh thanks buddy
@350,768 (A)
this isn't something you can learn by posting on the internet
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 48 seconds later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,772
@previous (B)
ok fine, buy why shouldn't I be jealous that five men know the intricacies of my girlfriend's body? How could I not be jealous of that?
ok fine, buy why shouldn't I be jealous that five men know the intricacies of my girlfriend's body? How could I not be jealous of that?
squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 27 seconds later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,773
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 33 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,774
@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Really? That is a relief. I am still hurt that five guys know what the inside feels like...
Really? That is a relief. I am still hurt that five guys know what the inside feels like...
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 14 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,775
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,776
@previous (B)
let me put it this way...why would you NOT be jealous that five men know all about your girlfriend's body?
let me put it this way...why would you NOT be jealous that five men know all about your girlfriend's body?
squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 32 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,777
@350,774 (A)
who gives a fuck about those losers. they're not fucking her now are they? just know that every thrust is you being a winner.
who gives a fuck about those losers. they're not fucking her now are they? just know that every thrust is you being a winner.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 35 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,778
@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
But what bothers me if not if they are...winners or losers...but instead that her vagina...is not really all mine, not really special, I am not really special to her...
But what bothers me if not if they are...winners or losers...but instead that her vagina...is not really all mine, not really special, I am not really special to her...
squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #350,779
@previous (A)
stop worrying about being special. consider yourself lucky she's letting you in her vagina.
stop worrying about being special. consider yourself lucky she's letting you in her vagina.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #350,780
squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #350,782
@previous (A)
alright. well, enjoy that pussy while you figure out your feelings about her. if you change your mind you might not get another chance.
alright. well, enjoy that pussy while you figure out your feelings about her. if you change your mind you might not get another chance.
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #350,783
@350,776 (A)
i'm not concerned with the thoughts of men who i don't know
my girlfriend's body is not something i'd fain to possess it is her own
and in general i don't brood over the past
if i were in your position i'd only be concerned with present troubles
feelings like yours are dangerous
i'm not concerned with the thoughts of men who i don't know
my girlfriend's body is not something i'd fain to possess it is her own
and in general i don't brood over the past
if i were in your position i'd only be concerned with present troubles
feelings like yours are dangerous
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,794
If a girl has slept with 5 guys she is a slut.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,801
lololololololololol
OP almost writes like MAtt
OP almost writes like MAtt
astromermaid joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,964
why does it matter? what if she had sex with 1 guy but they fucked more than she did with 5 guys?
is she still a "slut"?
is she still a "slut"?
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,977
I hope that she breaks up with you. You dont see women as people, or trust them, so you dont deserve a female.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,978
@previous (H)
But they aren't people. The latest evidence shows that they are just another form of reptilian.
But they aren't people. The latest evidence shows that they are just another form of reptilian.
astromermaid replied with this 14 years ago, 27 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,979
Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 25 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,990
@350,977 (H)
This!
I suspect OP has had sex with more than five people in his life and does not find this contradictory.
This!
I suspect OP has had sex with more than five people in his life and does not find this contradictory.
Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,993
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k replied with this 14 years ago, 21 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #351,001
@previous (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
> I'll bet there are more than 5 men who know what the inside of OP's anus feels like.
This thread keeps getting better and better :')
> I'll bet there are more than 5 men who know what the inside of OP's anus feels like.
This thread keeps getting better and better :')
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #351,005
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #351,060
It hurts me so much to think about this. Dammit.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #351,061
@previous (A)
Why the fuck is it any of your business how many men she slept with before she met you? Their penises are not currently inside her.
Why the fuck is it any of your business how many men she slept with before she met you? Their penises are not currently inside her.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #351,062
@previous (L)
I know, I know, but I feel it is my business because I want to be special to her. I want her to love me. I want to be an important part of her life. But how can I possibly be, when so many other men know her so intimately?
I know, I know, but I feel it is my business because I want to be special to her. I want her to love me. I want to be an important part of her life. But how can I possibly be, when so many other men know her so intimately?
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #351,063
MAd MIller
Anonymous L replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #351,066
@351,062 (A)
You know it is possible for a woman to love more than one man in her entire life. And even if that weren't true, I doubt you're so special that you deserve to be the only man she should love in her whole life. Grow up.
You know it is possible for a woman to love more than one man in her entire life. And even if that weren't true, I doubt you're so special that you deserve to be the only man she should love in her whole life. Grow up.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 40 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #351,067
@previous (L)
I cannot help my feelings. Logically, you are right of course. But I just cannot help feeling hurt, and feeling like I will never be special to her.
I cannot help my feelings. Logically, you are right of course. But I just cannot help feeling hurt, and feeling like I will never be special to her.
Anonymous M replied with this 14 years ago, 17 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #351,068
sup matt
Anonymous L replied with this 14 years ago, 46 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #351,069
@351,067 (A)
If she is willing to exclusively date you, then you are special to her. Get more realistic expectations or you will end up miserable.
If she is willing to exclusively date you, then you are special to her. Get more realistic expectations or you will end up miserable.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #351,070
Anonymous L replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #351,072
@previous (A)
Drop your expectation that you should be the only man she is allowed to love in her whole life. Expect her to be your best friend and exclusive romantic partner for the foreseeable future, and if it naturally turns into something more serious along the way, then that's great. If it doesn't, then oh well, shit happens.
Don't build it up into something it's not.
Drop your expectation that you should be the only man she is allowed to love in her whole life. Expect her to be your best friend and exclusive romantic partner for the foreseeable future, and if it naturally turns into something more serious along the way, then that's great. If it doesn't, then oh well, shit happens.
Don't build it up into something it's not.
Anonymous M replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #351,073
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Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 36 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #351,121
i just realized op was matt
why did anybody who knew that even fucking reply to this thread
why did anybody who knew that even fucking reply to this thread
squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #351,123
wait, wait, wait. This is MAtt? That means he's talking about his chinese girlfriend. that means he's talking about her having had sex with five chinamen. chinamen aren't people, they're cogs in the People's Machine. They're closer to vibrating dildos than people. why would you be jealous of her dildos?
Anonymous L replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #351,129
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #351,130
Anonymous L replied with this 14 years ago, 43 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #351,131
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #351,134
@previous (L)
what i never specified what i was mad about
i don't care what matt does or who talks to matt
i was a little amused that i didn't realize that it was matt last night but i was posting at like nearly 4 am
i'm not mad about this
what i never specified what i was mad about
i don't care what matt does or who talks to matt
i was a little amused that i didn't realize that it was matt last night but i was posting at like nearly 4 am
i'm not mad about this
Anonymous L replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #351,135
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rainbow !dashjGLG/c joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #351,167
stop objectifying women op
also kill yourself
also kill yourself
Anonymous K replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,190
Fats !BBbudGf3kM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,200
You have deep-rooted insecurities, OP. Your inferiority-complex is making it impossible to care about your GF. I doubt I have ever been with a girl who has had LESS than 10 previous partners. WGAF? Don't take her autonomy just because you aren't confident. Remember that she's having sex with YOU, dummy. Why not be glad that she got her awkward sex out of the way before you got her? If she hadn't done it before you, she'd be doing it behind your back. Just break up with her now and spare her from the shit you're going to put on her, making her feel guilty for having a life before she met you. Do yourself a favor and never ask a girl again how many guys she's been with. You obviously are too much of a pussy to handle it.
tl;dr:
If she wanted to fuck other guys she would. Keep acting like a bitch and she will.
tl;dr:
If she wanted to fuck other guys she would. Keep acting like a bitch and she will.
Anonymous K replied with this 14 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,201
@previous (Fats !BBbudGf3kM)
> Why not be glad that she got her awkward sex out of the way before you got her?
She's having sex with Matt so no, she hasn't got her awkward sex out of the way.
> Why not be glad that she got her awkward sex out of the way before you got her?
She's having sex with Matt so no, she hasn't got her awkward sex out of the way.
Fats !BBbudGf3kM replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,203
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,204
@351,200 (Fats !BBbudGf3kM)
Don't be a jerk to me please. I really have problems, and need advice. So yeah, I am not putting her through shit. I never tell her anything about my secret feelings. These are feelings that I internalize. I suffer internally. I know that I am wrong, and I do not subject her to this. I just wish I could deal with the pain I feel inside.
Don't be a jerk to me please. I really have problems, and need advice. So yeah, I am not putting her through shit. I never tell her anything about my secret feelings. These are feelings that I internalize. I suffer internally. I know that I am wrong, and I do not subject her to this. I just wish I could deal with the pain I feel inside.
Fats !BBbudGf3kM replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,206
@previous (A)Look, bud. You aren't going to be able to get past it if it bothers you this bad. Maybe you need to go hook up with some more women if it'll make you feel special. Then settle down when you won't obsess over the past. I'm sure she wishes she would have waited for you, otherwise she wouldn't be settled down with you. At least you acknowledge that it is your problem and not hers. And how many women have you been with previously? If it's more than none then you have no fucking excuse. If it's none then you REALLY aren't ready for this. Keep acting like this and she'll have been with 7 guys soon.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,208
@previous (Fats !BBbudGf3kM)
I have had sex with about 60 women in my life. I know I am wrong to feel the way I do, but I cannot control my feelings. I do not tell her about them, or even bring it up, but I suffer and hurt so much inside...
I have had sex with about 60 women in my life. I know I am wrong to feel the way I do, but I cannot control my feelings. I do not tell her about them, or even bring it up, but I suffer and hurt so much inside...
rainbow !dashjGLG/c replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,209
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,210
CONFIRMED FOR MATT!! LOLOLOLAnonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,211
Fats !BBbudGf3kM replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,213
@351,208 (A)
> I have had sex with about 60 women in my life
hahaha_oh_wow.jpg
> I suffer and hurt so much inside...
You deserve it
> I have had sex with about 60 women in my life
hahaha_oh_wow.jpg
> I suffer and hurt so much inside...
You deserve it
Anonymous R replied with this 14 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,216
Fats !BBbudGf3kM replied with this 14 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,217
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,218
rainbow !dashjGLG/c replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,220
@351,211 (A)
I didn't say it wasn't
But oh man I'm not going to explain how retarded this makes you
It's hilarious in a sad depressing way
I didn't say it wasn't
But oh man I'm not going to explain how retarded this makes you
It's hilarious in a sad depressing way
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,221
Fats !BBbudGf3kM replied with this 14 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,222
Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,224
fatfuck
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,225
@351,222 (Fats !BBbudGf3kM)
What do you mean? I am sorry, but it really hurts me. I cannot help my feelings.
What do you mean? I am sorry, but it really hurts me. I cannot help my feelings.
rainbow !dashjGLG/c replied with this 14 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,226
@351,221 (A)
> Oh man my girlfriend fucking betrayed me :((((((((((((((((((((
> She slept with 5 men before me what a horrible thing to do I am so depressed
> I mean I claim to have fucked 60 girls but oh man she fucked 5
> How could she do this to me
> Oh man my girlfriend fucking betrayed me :((((((((((((((((((((
> She slept with 5 men before me what a horrible thing to do I am so depressed
> I mean I claim to have fucked 60 girls but oh man she fucked 5
> How could she do this to me
Fats !BBbudGf3kM replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,228
@351,225 (A)
Neither can I. I feel like going for a run now. A run in my big-boy shoes.
Neither can I. I feel like going for a run now. A run in my big-boy shoes.
(Edited 47 seconds later.)
Anonymous R replied with this 14 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,229
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Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,272
@350,758 (A)
> How can I tell if it is tight or not? I have not had many vaginas before.
lololololololololol
> How can I tell if it is tight or not? I have not had many vaginas before.
lololololololololol
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,368
Anonymous N replied with this 14 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,381
@previous (S)
Matt is ha hypocrite and a sleaze. He's not looking for advice. He wants you to tell him his behavior is acceptable.
Matt is ha hypocrite and a sleaze. He's not looking for advice. He wants you to tell him his behavior is acceptable.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,382
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This new shtick is kimd of amusing, in a very pathetic way.
Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,396
> Feeding the troll
Anonymous M replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,398
Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,408
Only five?
Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #351,411
Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 8 months later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #421,588
How does Matthew R Miller Shtick end up as a FLOATER?
Anonymous K replied with this 13 years ago, 1 week later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #423,068
Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #423,071
5 guys, you say? She's already a slut OP, deal with it.
Anonymous joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 5 days later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #424,262
Im number 5 dude... Her vag was delicious
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #424,264
My ex had sex with over 45 guys before she fucked me. I'm either thick or she was pretty tight.
Anonymous Z-5 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #424,270
It's a misnomer that a woman's vag loses its "tightness". It is what it will always be.
Sen !q/sOExraek joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 30 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #424,284
@previous (Z-5)
This.
Even after forcing a baby through it, a vagina will still somewhat repair itself and retain its shape. A couple of penises won't do a whole lot.
This.
Even after forcing a baby through it, a vagina will still somewhat repair itself and retain its shape. A couple of penises won't do a whole lot.
Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #424,299
This thread is still grate
Anonymous Z-7 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 week later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #426,457
Dude, you have a problem, you act like you own her, she isn't to be owned, you don't deserve her or her vagina
Anonymous Z-2 replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #426,477
If a chick were to let 5 guys run a train on her vagina in one night, would you think she was a slut?
There is no difference aside from the amount of time that's passed between dicks. A slut is a slut. Deal with it. I'm not saying you shouldn't love a slut or treat a slut badly, I'm simply saying reason must prevail. It's irrational to think your slut girlfriend is ever going to be anything other than a slut.
There is no difference aside from the amount of time that's passed between dicks. A slut is a slut. Deal with it. I'm not saying you shouldn't love a slut or treat a slut badly, I'm simply saying reason must prevail. It's irrational to think your slut girlfriend is ever going to be anything other than a slut.
Anonymous Z-8 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 54 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #426,490
Nothing wrong with an experienced girl.
Anonymous Z-2 replied with this 13 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #426,506
@previous (Z-8)
Don't get me wrong, I like a hot fuck as much as the next guy. But come on? If a girl likes to fuck she likes to fuck, and you better fuck her good.
Don't get me wrong, I like a hot fuck as much as the next guy. But come on? If a girl likes to fuck she likes to fuck, and you better fuck her good.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #426,524
@426,477 (Z-2)
Any man that would be part of a "train" is a filthy slut who should be recognized as such
Any man that would be part of a "train" is a filthy slut who should be recognized as such
Syntax replied with this 13 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #426,532
Given the girl Matt was posting about was a Fake GF
Anyway good to see this funny thread returns.
Anyway good to see this funny thread returns.
Anonymous Z-5 replied with this 13 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #426,602
Anonymous Z-9 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 12 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #426,654
i think wear and tear is caused by usage not by the number of people of using, it may or may not increase said usage
Anonymous Z-2 replied with this 13 years ago, 9 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #426,810
@426,524 (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Dude, a 2 straight guys on one straight girl 3 way requires two dicks running train on one vag to be done properly.
Dude, a 2 straight guys on one straight girl 3 way requires two dicks running train on one vag to be done properly.
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago, 43 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #426,832
ray joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 1 month later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #442,001
what is wrong with you people??? lmao!!! oh my god this was funny. but really....my gf has had a sexual past of 5 others and i got over it :/ i'ts not a big deal dude. just let it go. she said i have the biggest dick and i fuck her the best....soooo yea its all good.
Anonymous F replied with this 13 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #442,156
Anonymous Z-11 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 11 hours later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #442,205
Does my girlfriends Vagina look ok, she tells me Im her first but is there anyway I can be sure, Im not sure what a vagina should look like, or even what a girlfriend should look like if Im honest. Does she look like a girlfriend, or have I been tricked?Green joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 months after the original post[^] [v] #442,207
I am too drunk for this, but if you can only stick 2 fingers in without her complaining it hurts, you're all good.
Anonymous K replied with this 13 years ago, 1 week later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #444,704
Bump.
Anonymous Z-13 joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 year later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,540
bump to funny not too
Anonymous K replied with this 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,541
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,544
Anonymous K replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,547
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Please answer the question. How do I physically inspect my girlfriend's vagina on facebook?
Please answer the question. How do I physically inspect my girlfriend's vagina on facebook?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,549
Anonymous F replied with this 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,551
lololol
Anonymous Z-14 joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,573
> 5 guys
Used goods.
Used goods.
Anonymous F replied with this 12 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,584
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY replied with this 12 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,588
Anonymous Z-15 joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,596
Anonymous Z-14 replied with this 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,598
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,604
@497,588 (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
lol, I thought that too.
Made the reference two years early.
lol, I thought that too.
Made the reference two years early.
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Anonymous Z-16 joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,637
I haven't had many vaginasbut I've had a lot of fat nigger cocks in my cum filled throat
Anonymous Z-17 joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,641
Anonymous K replied with this 12 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,774
I wonder if Hindu guy was inspired by this topic.
HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY replied with this 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,776
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 12 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #497,789
@497,641 (Z-17)
I would have posted a pony in response to your post, but I have since deleted my pony folder. :'(
I would have posted a pony in response to your post, but I have since deleted my pony folder. :'(
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whtcuckblkwife joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 week later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #501,274
@350,759 (A)
> I do not agree. There are FIVE GUYS out there who know exactly what the INSIDE of her VAGINA feels like! How can I not be insanely jealous?
I bet she's still thinking about them too. A few of them were probably real big too, so she secretly think and fantasies about them and get all wet in her panties......that's what you wanted to hear right?
My wife have had sex with well over 30 men and that number keeps growing.
> I do not agree. There are FIVE GUYS out there who know exactly what the INSIDE of her VAGINA feels like! How can I not be insanely jealous?
I bet she's still thinking about them too. A few of them were probably real big too, so she secretly think and fantasies about them and get all wet in her panties......that's what you wanted to hear right?
My wife have had sex with well over 30 men and that number keeps growing.
Anonymous F replied with this 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #501,283
Catherine Grace !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #501,305
Five Guys?Anonymous Z-20 joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 day later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #501,481
OP your girlfriend is a slut. crush her heart and find a better fish
whtcuckblkwife replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #501,486
Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 8 months later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #565,100
nostalgia lol
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 11 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #565,108
"I have not had many vaginas before"
- Matt
- Matt
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #565,109
Anonymous Z-21 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #565,123
@565,108 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
> a woman is just a meat mass that contains a hole I am after for my own pleasure
> a woman is just a meat mass that contains a hole I am after for my own pleasure
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #565,291
Angry Matt PMs replied with this 11 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #570,379
"HOW DARE ANYONE BRING MY FAKE EX-GIRLFRIEND UP??"
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Peter joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 months later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #645,107
My girl named 24 guys she has fucked. i love her she so experience.....
Anonymous Z-24 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 hours later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #645,315
You you can stop being a cuckold and find a girlfriend that is ex-boyfriend-free. Or you can keep being a cuckold and kiss the sweet bullsperm off her lips from the five guys and whoever else she is chucking you with. Maybe one of the Bulls will knock her up and you will be the father of a sweeeet little pretty girl. Or you could be forever alone which is better than being a cuckold. Just add your load to the bukkake and move on from her man.
Anonymous Z-25 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #645,344
Could someone post the "I haven't had many vaginas" jpg again? That was one of the more hilarious fatfuck memes.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 10 years ago, 47 minutes later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #645,375
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 40 minutes later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #645,382
Anonymous Z-27 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #645,383
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #645,385
Thomas Roofer replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #645,421
Anonymous Z-25 replied with this 10 years ago, 17 hours later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #645,599
Anonymous Z-28 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #645,735
Bigdicvk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 months later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #683,436
The most funniest thread ive read on the internet
Fake anon joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #683,446
Only 5 guys? Oi vey. This is like another holocaust. White western women should sleep with at least 100 different men from other ethnic backgrounds from her own to teach her about multiculturalism to avoid birthing another Hitler. Remember the 16 million.
!dPgCNfd9lY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 months later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #719,223
How the fuck did I find this ??
Anonymous Z-33 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 58 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #719,227
Let me take a stab at the girls name.
becky who resides at minichan.org
.org stands for orgasm,
becky who resides at minichan.org
.org stands for orgasm,
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 7 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #719,255
Anonymous P replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #719,264
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #719,279
WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 week later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #722,792
lol
Anonymous Z-35 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #722,800
Anonymous Z-36 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #722,812
@OP
friction
friction