Topic: Indy is such a failure at life LMAO!!! LOLOL INDY!! LOLOL FAILURE!!!
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #22,246
He is SUCH a failure that he:
1. Has a Bachelor's Degree and a Master's Degree.
2. Speaks several languages.
3. Is a world traveler.
4. Is an accomplished Latin dancer.
5. Is very handsome.
6. Lives and works in an exciting, exotic country.
7. Has a cute girlfriend 11 years his junior.
8. Is in a high-level position at a large, wealthy corporation, and will be receiving yet another promotion and raise soon.
9. Rides a cool motorcycle around as a swashbuckling adventurer.
10. Makes enough money in China to live like a king.
11. Is an accomplished guitarist, pianist, and saxophonist.
12. Is in great health.
13. Is a professionally-trained French chef.
LOLOL FAILURE!! LMAO!!!!
1. Has a Bachelor's Degree and a Master's Degree.
2. Speaks several languages.
3. Is a world traveler.
4. Is an accomplished Latin dancer.
5. Is very handsome.
6. Lives and works in an exciting, exotic country.
7. Has a cute girlfriend 11 years his junior.
8. Is in a high-level position at a large, wealthy corporation, and will be receiving yet another promotion and raise soon.
9. Rides a cool motorcycle around as a swashbuckling adventurer.
10. Makes enough money in China to live like a king.
11. Is an accomplished guitarist, pianist, and saxophonist.
12. Is in great health.
13. Is a professionally-trained French chef.
LOLOL FAILURE!! LMAO!!!!
rainbow !dashjGLG/c joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #350,205
14. Shitposts on an obscure Internet forum all day.
15. Makes shit up.
16. Owes me money.
15. Makes shit up.
16. Owes me money.
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,206
> claims to make money
> cannot pay off even a small loan
lol
> cannot pay off even a small loan
lol
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 16 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,207
@350,205 (rainbow !dashjGLG/c)
Just couldn't resist replying, could you? Looks like Indy wins again!
Just couldn't resist replying, could you? Looks like Indy wins again!
rainbow !dashjGLG/c replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,211
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,213
rainbow !dashjGLG/c replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,215
@previous (A)
No, boxxy and moot pale in comparison to you. For you indeed made me incredibly mad. Now I'm getting divorced and am provoked to suicide. Please teach me how to be as amazing at trolling obscure Internet forums as you are.
No, boxxy and moot pale in comparison to you. For you indeed made me incredibly mad. Now I'm getting divorced and am provoked to suicide. Please teach me how to be as amazing at trolling obscure Internet forums as you are.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 49 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,217
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,220
@350,215 (rainbow !dashjGLG/c)
Look you little shit, you are very close to crossing the line. I want you to know that once I "go Indy" on someone, it is over. I have ruined lives, destroyed careers, bankrupted people, even provoked one suicide. You may think I am "bawwing" and "mad in space," but you have no idea, man. I will not hesitate to destroy your fucking life. So back off, and let's keep it at a fun level. Thanks.
Look you little shit, you are very close to crossing the line. I want you to know that once I "go Indy" on someone, it is over. I have ruined lives, destroyed careers, bankrupted people, even provoked one suicide. You may think I am "bawwing" and "mad in space," but you have no idea, man. I will not hesitate to destroy your fucking life. So back off, and let's keep it at a fun level. Thanks.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 31 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,221
> 1. Has a Bachelor's Degree and a Master's Degree
...in practically useless fields.
> 2. Speaks several languages
...or pretends to when the Internet is available to help.
> 3. Is a world traveler.
i.e. wouldn't have left his country except to escape his gross mismanagement of his own financial situation.
> 4. Is an accomplished Latin dancer
...or so he thinks.
> 5. Is very handsome
...or so he pretends.
> 6. Lives and works in an exciting, exotic country
...which he ran away to to escape his creditors.
> 7. Has a cute girlfriend 11 years his junior.
i.e. Likes little girls
> 8. Is in a high-level position at a large, wealthy corporation, and will be receiving yet another promotion and raise soon.
...or so he claims on the Internet
> 9. Rides a cool motorcycle around as a swashbuckling adventurer.
i.e. Feels like "A real man" on a scooter
> 10. Makes enough money in China to live like a king.
Is not actually a king, even in a country where people work for a week to earn enough to finance a meal at Taco Bell.
> 11. Is an accomplished guitarist, pianist, and saxophonist.
...to his ears, at least.
> 12. Is in great health.
i.e. his liver hasn't failed just yet
> 13. Is a professionally-trained French chef.
i.e. can only cook meat with garlic and onions.
> LOLOL FAILURE!! LMAO!!!!
Well, this part is correct. Good work OP!
...in practically useless fields.
> 2. Speaks several languages
...or pretends to when the Internet is available to help.
> 3. Is a world traveler.
i.e. wouldn't have left his country except to escape his gross mismanagement of his own financial situation.
> 4. Is an accomplished Latin dancer
...or so he thinks.
> 5. Is very handsome
...or so he pretends.
> 6. Lives and works in an exciting, exotic country
...which he ran away to to escape his creditors.
> 7. Has a cute girlfriend 11 years his junior.
i.e. Likes little girls
> 8. Is in a high-level position at a large, wealthy corporation, and will be receiving yet another promotion and raise soon.
...or so he claims on the Internet
> 9. Rides a cool motorcycle around as a swashbuckling adventurer.
i.e. Feels like "A real man" on a scooter
> 10. Makes enough money in China to live like a king.
Is not actually a king, even in a country where people work for a week to earn enough to finance a meal at Taco Bell.
> 11. Is an accomplished guitarist, pianist, and saxophonist.
...to his ears, at least.
> 12. Is in great health.
i.e. his liver hasn't failed just yet
> 13. Is a professionally-trained French chef.
i.e. can only cook meat with garlic and onions.
> LOLOL FAILURE!! LMAO!!!!
Well, this part is correct. Good work OP!
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 22 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,222
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #350,229
requesting fat fuck shtick up.jpg
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #350,230
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #350,231
Materialistic twat.
Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #350,232
Nikola joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 44 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,238
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,239
@OP
Sup Indy?
Sup Indy?
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,263
Saturday evening on shitchan he was on for 4 full hours last weekend.
> Adventure Internet style lol
Trained Chef?
> Youtube video with him making curry slop in one pot with one jar american curry. No such in India.
At 37 left mommys basement for a vermin infested flop house with one hanging light bulb
Forced to eat cat dog rats vermin as mystery meat when eating out.
> Adventure Internet style lol
Trained Chef?
> Youtube video with him making curry slop in one pot with one jar american curry. No such in India.
At 37 left mommys basement for a vermin infested flop house with one hanging light bulb
Forced to eat cat dog rats vermin as mystery meat when eating out.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,267
> desperately trying to validate your life on a chan