Topic: Why do people wear underwear?

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #22,228

It seems like an unnecessary garment to me, generally.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 24 minutes later[^] [v] #350,031

So they don't get skid marks in their jeans?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,032

@previous (B)
Wouldn't it be easier just to wipe properly?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 18 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #350,033

Then stop wearing underwear, OP. You can be the messiah that leads us all into a golden age of not wearing underwear.

rainbow !dashjGLG/c joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #350,035

It's a sterile container for the most precious of all body parts.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #350,040

@350,033 (C)
Implying I don't already do this.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #350,048

@previous (A)
Then preach what you practice, brother! You alone can free humanity from the apparently unnecessary oppression of underpants!

Gil !z9/naRmOr. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #350,049

Because going commando in jeans chafes my dick.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,055

derpy !hoovesEJmo joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,061

@350,035 (rainbow !dashjGLG/c)

> It's a sterile container for the most precious of all body parts.

This. You are more prone to infection if you don't wear it.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,068

@350,032 (A)
I have some chunky farts, at times...

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,071

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,073

@previous (F)
i'm not sure i can pull that look off myself.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 22 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,081

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
Wot? Lots of Whoremoans and serious gym & 10 mile runs and $50,000 in surgery.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,091

Rough denim on your balls feels bad, duh.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,096

@350,081 (F)
Good point. I'll get started.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 33 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,099

@350,049 (Gil !z9/naRmOr.)
@350,091 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
And the OP hadn't got anything to say to this...

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,141

Because the zip in a fly is a dangerous thing.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,195

Because of poopoo.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #350,242

@350,049 (Gil !z9/naRmOr.)
Your dick must be delicate and flaccid
@350,091 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Your balls must be completely unused

Commando FTW

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #350,312

Because circumcision, OP.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #350,324

@previous (N)
Sometimes, a zipper can induce a circumcision.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #350,339

I can testify to end of Peni caught in zipper. Horrid experience & took almost a year to look 100% normal.

Minichan