Topic: Does this personal ad from Fake Anon surprise you?
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago#22,157
I enjoy long, homosexual walks on the beach, getting fucked in the rain and serendipitous encounters with dicks. I really like piña coladas mixed with cum, and romantic, candle-lit gay orgies. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Godek. I travel frequently, especially to Indiana, when I am not busy with work. (I am a gay stripper.) I am looking for penis and beauty in the form of a homosexual god. He should have the physique of Squeegee and the ass of Falco. I would prefer if he knew how to cook, clean, and wash my cock. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 37 days ago, and I have since become more gay.