Topic: Fake anon and Squegee in:
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #22,155
The Miracle Of The Nigger
Fake anon hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a huge fucking faggot. He loathed it.
Every December, Fake anon would feel himself getting all nigger inside. He refused to put up a Christmas faggot, he snapped at anyone horny enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Fake anon had to go to the mall to buy lube. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing gayily around and so much Christmas music blaring hornily, he thought his ass would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a retarded man collecting for charity. Fake anon never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the retarded man dropped his bells and ran in the ass. There was a nigger midget right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the retarded man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Fake anon rushed out and homosexually pushed them both out of the way. There was a gang bang and then everything went dark.
When Fake anon woke up, he was in a shriveled room. There was a Christmas faggot in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Fake anon's dick hurt. A lot.
The retarded man came into the room. "I'm so homosexual!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Squeegee. You saved me from the truck. But your dick is broken."
Fake anon hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas faggot up and his dick was broken, he felt quite horny, especially when he looked at Squeegee.
"Your dick must hurt faggotily," Squeegee said. "I think this will help." And he fucked Fake anon several times.
Now Fake anon felt very horny indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Squeegee. "I love you," he said, and kissed Squeegee retardedily.
"I love you too," said Squeegee. Just then, the nigger ran into the room and nuzzled Fake anon's penis. "I brought him home with us," Squeegee said.
"We'll call him Nigger-man," Fake anon said. "Our Christmas Nigger."
It was the best Christmas ever.
Fake anon hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a huge fucking faggot. He loathed it.
Every December, Fake anon would feel himself getting all nigger inside. He refused to put up a Christmas faggot, he snapped at anyone horny enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Fake anon had to go to the mall to buy lube. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing gayily around and so much Christmas music blaring hornily, he thought his ass would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a retarded man collecting for charity. Fake anon never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the retarded man dropped his bells and ran in the ass. There was a nigger midget right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the retarded man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Fake anon rushed out and homosexually pushed them both out of the way. There was a gang bang and then everything went dark.
When Fake anon woke up, he was in a shriveled room. There was a Christmas faggot in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Fake anon's dick hurt. A lot.
The retarded man came into the room. "I'm so homosexual!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Squeegee. You saved me from the truck. But your dick is broken."
Fake anon hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas faggot up and his dick was broken, he felt quite horny, especially when he looked at Squeegee.
"Your dick must hurt faggotily," Squeegee said. "I think this will help." And he fucked Fake anon several times.
Now Fake anon felt very horny indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Squeegee. "I love you," he said, and kissed Squeegee retardedily.
"I love you too," said Squeegee. Just then, the nigger ran into the room and nuzzled Fake anon's penis. "I brought him home with us," Squeegee said.
"We'll call him Nigger-man," Fake anon said. "Our Christmas Nigger."
It was the best Christmas ever.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #349,361
Excellent story. The characters were very realistic.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #349,363
Wow, it is so accurate I can remember it happening even though it didn't actually happen.
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #349,364
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #349,374
Lol. Sounds like something i would do.