Topic: ITT: Stupid shit you said to other people as a kid
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #2,200
I remember being on runescape and telling this guy that a famous actress was my sister in law. He really believed it too.
We were good friends for 2 years. Then I quit and blah blah. He was australlian too!
We were good friends for 2 years. Then I quit and blah blah. He was australlian too!
GerK !dxmmibC0oI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later[^] [v] #40,261
I used to tell people that I was 17 on habbo ._.
ninjj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #40,264
when i was very young i didn't understand pregnancy so i saids to my father you were just married to my mom when she magically became pregnat w/ me
but he was like
that's not how it works son and then I do it right in her face flap flap flap
but he was like
that's not how it works son and then I do it right in her face flap flap flap
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #40,267
I could do these guy's voices very well.jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #40,270
I told my teacher in kindergarten I had a dinosaur in my basement which is why I was coloring it all bright colors because that's how my dinosaur looked. Bitch totally believed me.
I didn't really have a dinosaur in my basement.
I didn't really have a dinosaur in my basement.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #40,272
I used to tell people I'd develop breast cancer in later years but it was actually a birth mark ._. !!!
GerK !dxmmibC0oI replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #40,273
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #40,275
@40,264 (ninjj)> that's not how it works son and then I do it right in her face flap flap flap
Reminds me of
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #40,276
I also remember telling people I talked to god and angels every night.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #40,277
jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #40,279
= !wmxP/NHJxA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #40,302
i remember telling my teacher the reason that the free toothbrush i got the day previous (was a dental hygiene promotion in kindergarten) was melted, was because my dad was against having modernized toothbrushes in his house, and that we were "aimeesh". In actuality it was because i was overly curious, and like any self respecting pyro, jammed the fucker in a gas heater just to see what would happen, while my dad was working on a car in the dead of fucking winter.
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #40,332
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And what did he say in his sermon?
And what did he say in his sermon?
jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #40,359
@previous (Leonidas !nBpim1wazU)
The pastor did a sermon about leaving a sticky streak on little boys that he confused for a sermon on snails.
The pastor did a sermon about leaving a sticky streak on little boys that he confused for a sermon on snails.
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