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Topic: What's the point in washing your hands after you take a shit?

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #21,962

Your hands never come in contact with the shit, just toilet paper. So why bother?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #347,167

Because we all know how toilet paper is impermeable, right?

lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #347,168

@previous (B)
Do you wipe with one square at a time or something?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,170

@previous (A)
Do you wipe with a huge, wadded up ball or something?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,173

@previous (C)
Yes.

derpy !hoovesEJmo joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,176

@previous (A)
E-coli for one.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,179

You cant see the germs. People will leave the restroom, and promptly put their fingers in mouths, eyes, etc. I've seen people get sick from this.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,199

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
I haven't washed my hands after taking a shit in about 3 years. And I'm not dead yet.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,205

You should broadcast this fact IRL, too. People will really admire you for it.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 56 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,211

It's not really because of the toilet paper so much as the bathroom door handle/knob, the stall handle, the stall lock and the toilet flusher.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,212

@347,205 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
the_more_you_know.gif

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,225

@347,199 (A)
You've never gotten sick, so no one ever has. sounds legit to me.

(Edited 33 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,229

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
I work at Burger King and as far as I know no-one has died from food I've prepared yet.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 14 years ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,232

@previous (A)
How woud you know? Have you documented every case of "food Poisoning" from your dirty, ass covered hands?

You remind me of Victoria Jackson "I've never met any pregant rape victims, so they don't exist" lol

Have you even heard of that imfamous Jack in the Box, poop hand disastor?

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,233

@347,229 (A)
I mean, where do you think that pink eye comes from? lol

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,236

it's more of a 'bathrooms are gross' thing

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,237

@previous (H)
Why are bathrooms gross though? Might it come from shit covered hands touching shared surfaces?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,241

@347,232 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
It would be on local news dude.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,242

@previous (A)
What would? Food poisoning? On the news like jack in the Box, where people died from poop hand? lol you're so silly.

Did you look up pink eye, or do any research at all?

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,243

Hey op, have you ever met someone who was sruck by lightning?

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 triple-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,244

Did you know that when people think that they have food poisoning, they're often times sick from poop hand?

Shigellosis
Shigellosis is a bacterial infection with symptoms that include watery diarrhea, abdominal cramps and fever. If the disease progresses to dysentery, the stool contains mucus, blood and pus. Shigellosis spreads easily from one person to another by ingesting food contaminated by infected people who do not use adequate hand-washing technique with soap and water after using the bathroom.

The Merck Manuals Online Medical Library states that symptoms usually resolve within four to eight days. Treatment with antibiotics such as azithromycin or ciprofloxacin is prescribed, if the infection is severe.

Giardiasis
Giardiasis is a parasitic illness of the intestine with symptoms such as gas, cramping and diarrhea. Giardiasis spreads easily by drinking infected water from untreated sources or by hand-to-fecal contact. FamilyDoctor.org reports that workers in daycare centers should use thorough hand-washing techniques after diaper changes to help prevent the spread of giardiasis from one child to another.

Diagnosis requires examination of stool samples under a microscope. Treatment usually consists of metronidazole for five to 10 days. For children younger than 5, furazolidone may be the treatment of choice. The doctor may request a repeat sample to confirm the disease is totally gone.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 quadruple-posted this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,245

Effect of washing hands with soap on diarrhoea risk in the community: a systematic review.

Curtis V, Cairncross S.


Source

Department of Infectious and Tropical Diseases, London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, London, UK. [email protected] <[email protected]>


Abstract

We set out to determine the impact of washing hands with soap on the risk of diarrhoeal diseases in the community with a systematic review with random effects meta-analysis. Our data sources were studies linking handwashing with diarrhoeal diseases. Seven intervention studies, six case-control, two cross-sectional, and two cohort studies were located from electronic databases, hand searching, and the authors' collections. The pooled relative risk of diarrhoeal disease associated with not washing hands from the intervention trials was 1.88 (95% CI 1.31-2.68), implying that handwashing could reduce diarrhoea risk by 47%. When all studies, when only those of high quality, and when only those studies specifically mentioning soap were pooled, risk reduction ranged from 42-44%. The risks of severe intestinal infections and of shigellosis were associated with reductions of 48% and 59%, respectively. In the absence of adequate mortality studies, we extrapolate the potential number of diarrhoea deaths that could be averted by handwashing at about a million (1.1 million, lower estimate 0.5 million, upper estimate 1.4 million). Results may be affected by the poor quality of many of the studies and may be inflated by publication bias. On current evidence, washing hands with soap can reduce the risk of diarrhoeal diseases by 42-47% and interventions to promote handwashing might save a million lives. More and better-designed trials are needed to measure the impact of washing hands on diarrhoea and acute respiratory infections in developing countries

Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,248

@347,237 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
you are fucking passionate about this buspuppie
he's fine
he doesn't wash his hands and he's fine
different people have different hygiene standards deal with it

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,256

@347,242 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
No I haven't done any damn research. I don't get paid enough to scrub my hands for hours. Christ.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,257

@347,248 (H)
it's about other people. not washing your hands and touching their food kills people. He uses his poop hands to serve food. He's not fine, you're both jackasses.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,259

@347,256 (A)
Or use handsanitizer you smelly bastard. look at what our society is causing! fucking morons who cant understand that point of not eating shit.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,260

@347,257 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
I use toilet paper to wipe my ass, not my hands. Not endangering anyone.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 14 years ago, 46 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,261

@previous (A)
you dont wash before touching the food of strangers. you're fucking disgusting.

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,263

@347,260 (A)
@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
She is right.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,264

@347,261 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
buspup

OP is White Trash Trailer Trash. Mother is probably married to her brother.

Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,267

@347,257 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
i think it's cute

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,268

@347,264 (I)
re: 10 myle trailer park

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,272

@347,264 (I)
lol thats no excuse!

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,275

@347,267 (H)
If you went to Mcdonalds and some ginger goon behnd the counter informed you that he handled his cock/balls and dabbed at his shitty asshole, before groping your Big Mac, would it still be cute?

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,279

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
that's why it's cute dumbo

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,286

@previous (H)
I'm sure that you'd give such a person a full body hug in gratitude.

Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,292

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
i'm just pulling your chain girl

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,304

@347,275 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
Your'e probably some dumb bitch on welfare talking shit to ME for not washing my fucking hands. Do you wipe your ass with your hands or something? THERE IS NO DAMN NEED IF YOU USE TOILET PAPER!!!

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,306

@previous (A)
The last person who used that roll may have left more then just finger prints behind. (wow even a pun out of that one)

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,307

@347,304 (A)
Everyone knows what I do for a living, burger tard. You handle your cock, and then touch food that you sell to the public. You should be shot.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 double-posted this 14 years ago, 39 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,308

@347,306 (I)
He's never gotten sick from eating shit, so no one has. it's science!

Anonymous J replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,309

@347,307 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
> you should be shot
lol damn buspuppie that's a bit extreme

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 19 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,310

@347,308 (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
Same science as used by retard in Congress, that talked about Legitimate Rape.

I ♥ Indy™ !THANKS5vxA joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 30 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,313

I always smear myself with the poop before I leave the bathroom. Thanks.

buspup !!x+kkCmnF4 replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #347,314

@347,310 (I)
makes sense to me. Tell me op, have you ever met anyone who has been struck by lightning? If not, than how do you know that it happens?
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