Minichan

@OP
No.

N/A

I had sex with my hand and she bit me

whats it feel like

@OP
How old are you? 8?

@previous (D)
ninjj is 19 or 20 iirc

Sometimes somethin' beautiful happens
In this world
You don't know how to express yourself
So you just gotta sing

I just had sex and it felt so good
(Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I just had sex and I'll never go back
(Never go back)
To the not-having-sex ways of the past

Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
A girl let me do it, it literally just happened
Havin' sex can make a nice man out the meanest

Never guess where I just came from, I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best
When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done

Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did?
Had sex undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing
Nice of any girl ever, now sing

I just had sex and it felt so good
(Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I want to tell the world

To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
Doesn't even really make sense, but, man, screw it
I ain't one to argue with a good thing, she could be my wife
That good? The best thirty seconds of my life

I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her
'Cause honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure
With that in mind, a soft, nice-smellin' girl's better
Plus, she let me wear my chain and my turtle-neck sweater

So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
We want to thank you all for letting us fuck you

She kept lookin' at her watch
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
But I cried the whole time
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
I think she might've been a racist
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
She put a bag on my head
(Still counts)

I just had sex and my dreams came true
(Dreams came true)
So if you had sex in the last thirty minutes
Then you're qualified to sing with me

I just had sex
(Everybody sing)
And it felt so good
(We all had sex)
(Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
(I want to tell the world)
I just had sex and I'll never go back
(No, no, no)
To the not-having-sex ways of the past


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@347,157 (dw !jdTkvovFCQ)
i'm not op tho why would i make a thread like this

Soon as I see her walk up in the club I’m a flirt
Winkin’ eyes at me when I roll up on them dubs I’m a flirt
Sometimes when I'm with my chick on the low I’m a flirt
And when she's with her man lookin’ at me damn right I’m a flirt

So homie don't bring your girl to meet me ‘cause I’m a flirt
And baby don't bring your girlfriend to eat ‘cause I’m a flirt
Please believe it unless your game is tight and you trust her
Then don't bring her 'round me because I’m a flirt

Now I swear to tell the truth and the whole truth
When it comes to those I be pimpin’ like I supposed to
Rollin’ like I supposed to, shinin’ like I supposed to
In the club freakin’ with honeys like I supposed to

I don't understand when a player bring his girlfriend to the club
Freakin’ out on the flo' with his girlfriend in the club
And wonderin' why all these players tryin' to holla at her
Just soon as she go to the bathroom player I’m gon’ holla at her

A dog on the prowl when I'm walkin’ through the mall
If I could man, I probably would flirt with all of y'all
Yeah yeah homey, you say she your girlfriend
But when I step up to her, I’ma be like Tarzan

Believe me mayne, this is how them players do it in the Chi
And plus we got them playerette flirters in the Chi
Now the moral of story is cuff yo' chick
‘Cause hey, I'm black, handsome, I sing, plus I'm rich
And I’m a flirt

Hey homie, if you ain't gettin no money
You better keep her away from me, ya dig?

Well if you love ya girl and wanna keep ya girl
Don't be walkin’ up and askin’ me to meet ya girl
Because I'm well enough a flirt when I speak to ya girl
She winked her eyes on the sly, I seent ya girl

Better treat your girl right 'cause another man will
Better *** ya girl like another man will
'Cause you leave your wife and I see ya wife
That be for real, how long you think that's finna be ya wife?

When I'm livin’ the life, you just gettin' it right
Your old lady look at me ‘cause you ain't hittin' it right
She probably used to like you 'cause you the business type
That's until I came along and put some **** in her life

Wanna say, had an *, a ** in the lights
And I noticed she was checkin’ me and diggin’ the ice
And if I get that tonight, better hit that twice
I could even make her mine if I hit that right

You know smack that thang, sit that right
Up on that dress, say yeah that's right
Pullin’ on her hair like we gettin’ in a fight
Yeah I know it's kinda tight but it'll spread just right

So if yo girl sexy and she pass me
Don't be upset G ‘cause you might catch me
Tryin’ to catch a glance up her skirt
Then we playin’ in reverse
If I see her and I like her then I'ma flirt

When I, when I, when I
When I pull up to club all the shawties be like, “Damn! 28's!”
Then I be like, "Girl you know just who I am, don't hate"
Say I done fell in love wit a stripper y’all
All I do is flirt with her and I get them drawers

And I don't need no help, I got it down pact
Teddy Pain was born to flirt now you can't down that
Now I'ma flirt whether I'm in or out of town
That's why they call me Teddy “Bend-Her-A**-Down”

I be like, “¿Como te llama lil’ momma?
Me llamo Pain, what is yo’ name?
I'm feelin’ yo’ vibe and I'm hopin’ you feel the same
I'ma wink my eye and let you know I got the game
When I pass by I know exactly what you say

“He's so fly and yes he's so cool”
Hey shawty, hey shawty, what it do
He mad 'cause I'm lookin' but I already touched her
I got your boyfriend mad ‘cause I’m a flirt

Soon as I see her walk up in the club I’m a flirt
Winkin’ eyes at me when I roll up on them dubs I’m a flirt
Sometimes when I'm with my chick on the low I’m a flirt
And when she's with her man lookin’ at me damn right I’m a flirt

So homies don't bring your girl to meet me ‘cause I’m a flirt
And baby don't bring your girlfriend to eat ‘cause I’m a flirt
Please believe it unless your game is tight and you trust her
Then don't bring her 'round me because I’m a flirt


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Yes. Yes I have.

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
what did you think

@previous (A)
Most experiences were just fine.

@previous (buspup !!x+kkCmnF4)
was it worht the effort

@previous (A)
eh, sometimes. I havent been able to do much tickling, which would greatly enhance the sex act.

@347,280 (F)
idk