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Topic: IDEA: in order to become president of the US, you must conplete military service.

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #21,902

No more chickenhawk Harvard lawyer presidents!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 49 seconds later[^] [v] #346,495

If only the elections weren't a popularity contest.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #346,496

@previous (B)
If only they weren't "fixed" by the banks.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 22 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #346,497

> conplete

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #346,510

What else should they be?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #346,511

@previous (D)
Popularity contest!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 52 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #346,517

Simpler solution: being a draft dodger and voting for increased military activity constitutes treason

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #346,519

Unconstitutional.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #346,545

@previous (G)
I think an amendment would change that.
And it would let people born outside the US run for president.

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #346,549

@previous (A)
This would be a good idea. When the Aliens from outer space populate USA and become tax paying citizens of US, they should be allowed to become President.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 34 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #346,550

@previous (E)
After living here for 14 years, of course.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 39 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #346,561

Yes, we really want the kind of morons that join the army running the country.

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #346,563

@346,550 (A)
Sure some period of years.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #346,564

@346,561 (H)
Yeah, the highest rank that presides over all of the US armed forces should definitely be given to someone that went to Harvard to become a lawyer.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #346,566

@previous (A)
> it is impossible to know any facts at all about the military, unless you served 2 years as a toilet-scrubbing PFC for a U.S. base in the middle of Germany
Go be autistic somewhere else you moraâ„¢

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 26 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #346,567

@346,564 (A)
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/01/education/students-of-harvard-cheating-scandal-say-group-work-was-accepted.html

Harvard students suspected in a major cheating scandal said on Friday - collaboration among students, and with help from graduate-student teachers who sometimes gave them answers to test questions.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 44 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #346,568

@346,566 (I)
Like I'm going to let a Chinese man tell me how the US government should be ran.

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #346,569

@previous (A)
To hwam are you referring with that autistic drivel?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 45 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #346,570

@previous (I)
I am, of course, referring to you, MAtt.

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 59 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #346,571

@previous (A)
MAtt is actually an international French-Spanish swashbuckling-adventurer-bachelor-about-town, thanks.

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #346,572

@previous (I)
You mean the character that spent 15 years working on a MA & then rejected as a PhD candidate. Ended up teaching McDonald's style English to chinks.

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #346,573

@previous (E)
Matt has:
1. traveled the world, visiting exotic places and sleeping with beautiful, native women
2. graduated with honors from a prestigious Master's Degree program
3. lived a life of leisure and luxury while successfully having a job as a well-paid English teacher in a foreign land
4. achieved more in his life than every angry anon on this fora combined

Thanks.

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #346,575

@previous (I)
> traveled the world
One shit hole city in China.

> prestigious Master's Degree program
15 Years & it does not even qualify for flipping burgers.

>life of leisure
Crappy motor bike & flop house residency hotel

> achieved more in his life

Greatest achievement so far. Living in Mommy's basement at age 37

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #346,576

@previous (E)
du är så arg

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 13 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #346,577

@346,575 (E)
lol like a true-autistâ„¢ you parsed every part of my post. While you were doing that, Matt was probably arranging a date with a beautiful woman, or spending his hard-earned money on delicious, authentic Chinese foodâ„¢. Enjoy your mom-basementâ„¢ (pronounced as one word).

Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 29 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #346,584

@346,564 (A)
Peeling potatoes gives one the necessary experience to command armies.

The President gets no advice from generals and other military experts.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #346,586

@previous (H)
Would you trust the armies to a man that can't peel a goddamn potato, who has to take advice from other people to make sound military decisions as the highest-ranking military official in the world?

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #346,587

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
> someone is not an expert on every facet of every possible thing in the universe
> therefore he is not qualified to do anything
go cry in your mom's basement some more while people actually advance the world, thanks.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #346,631

All presidential candidates should at least have held the position lieutenant at one point in time while being fluid in at least three different languages.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #346,633

@346,575 (E)

> Greatest achievement so far. Living in Mommy's basement at age 37

That gets funnier every time I hear it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #347,216

@346,631 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
That's nearly impossible unless we let Swiss citizens become president, which wouldn't be that bad of an idea at this point.

Gil !z9/naRmOr. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #347,219

Sorry, military service as a candidacy requirement is pants-on-head retarded. Its ableist, and why would you want some meat head MUHREEN for President?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #347,220

@previous (Gil !z9/naRmOr.)
> why would you want some meat head MUHREEN for President
I wouldn't, and neither would most of America. -10 points for strawman fallacy.
And why would you want some spoiled Harvard graduate in the highest rank of our armies?
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