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Dumb just dumb. If you are going to do that do it by fucking fucking fucking until you die of exhaustion.
postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 13 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#346,287
Stop being a pussy, and just stab yourself directly in the throat. No pills, no booze, just be a man. Honestly if you have to get inebriated before you can bring yourself to kill yourself, you aren't really fully convinced that you need to die.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#346,288
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 32 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#346,289
@OP
Honestly, this. Think of humanity through the ages. If they wanted to off themselves, then it was a dagger to the heart or throat or falling on your sword. It wasn't a quick death that followed perhaps, but it guaranteed that the job was done. Think of Cato the Younger:
Cato did not immediately die of the wound; but struggling, fell off the bed, and throwing down a little mathematical table that stood by, made such a noise that the servants, hearing it, cried out. And immediately his son and all his friends came into the chamber, where, seeing him lie weltering in his own blood, great part of his bowels out of his body, but himself still alive and able to look at them, they all stood in horror. The physician went to him, and would have put in his bowels, which were not pierced, and sewed up the wound; but Cato, recovering himself, and understanding the intention, thrust away the physician, plucked out his own bowels, and tearing open the wound, immediately expired.
The man tore out his own intestines rather than risk letting one of the healers patch him up. Now that's commitment, I say! Really, you need to show a little more iron yourself, my good chap, before I take these ridiculous statements seriously.
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#346,298
What did Anon D or C say that got his post deleted?
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#346,300
pick up a revolver, stare at your closest loved one with dat psychotic look on your face, yell FUCK THE RIAA, and unload all six rounds into the side of your head without breaking eye contact; if your going out, you might as well do something useful for once in your life.