You ass homos think you are so cool I saw one of you fat ass nerds at school on an iPod looking at this queer ass site. I said hah, minichan? Is that for homos with little dicks? I have the most beautiful girl ever. How does it feel knowing your little dicks will never touch this? http://www.facebook.com/JoshRamsayLuver She has the best tastes and personality and ASS. I just thought you should know that so that you are even more miserable when you masturbate. You worthless nerdy ass virgin pieces of shit. I tap this fine asshole all the time. She's my sex bitch-slave.
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,804
Hey Hylians,
My name is the King, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass dodongos. You are everything bad in the land of Hyrule. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any bomb bags? I mean, I guess it's fun making new full hearts out of heart pieces, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than collecting them after you defeat a boss.
Don't be a Gamelonian. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the dinner team, and starter on my mah boi team. What memes do you play, other than "collect heart pieces"? I also get peace that every true warrior strives for, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all Ganondorfs who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,805
@39,798 (GerK !dxmmibC0oI)
Yeah...I guess I can see your point.
GerK !dxmmibC0oI replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,807
@39,799 (Jordog)
She's kinda ugly actually. Nice body, sure. But her teeth are grotesque, she has a fat jew nose, her cheeks are fucked when she smiles, and her eyes make her look like someone with a mild case of down syndrome.
And I bet your dick is small, and you have difficulties becoming erect.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,813
You should have found a pic of a prettier girl, OP....
Jordog (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,822
@39,807 (GerK !dxmmibC0oI)
Here teeth are pearls of beauty. And body daaaaamn right finest piece of ASS TAP you will ever lay eyes on (but never your dick). Her jaw isn't that fat. It is perfect shapley to be FINE and suck my big hard dick. Her eyes have the syndrome alright, the I wana go down on you syndrome. Her cheeks are fucked when I FUCK THEM.
@previous (H)
This is as pretty AS IT GETS. Tapping HOT ASS like this.
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,827
@previous (Jordog)
I get the feeling that you're a nigger.
psychopath !PAHVpsycho joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,840
I ain't even mad. My ex looked FAR better. She was half-Finnish and half-Swedish but all-gorgeous.
GerK !dxmmibC0oI replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,842
@39,822 (Jordog)
Bad troll is retarded apparently.
psychopath !PAHVpsycho replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,844
@39,827 (H)
Feels bad, man. IF she got knocked up she'd have ghetto-tribal babies.
Jordog (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,849
@39,840 (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)
Half finish half swedish, not even HALF the hot perfect piece of fuck-meat as this. You're so angry your minidick never tapped THIS.
RedFox !rFox/iQSaQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,851