Topic: My gf just told me some strange shit and I need advice
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago#2,180
My girlfriend and I have been seeing each other for about a month. The other day she revealed that she has a food insertion and delay fetish. Basically she gets off on having food inserted into her ass (also her vagina but mainly her ass) and leaving it for hours or even a day and then after intercourse she likes her partner to eat the stored food. She told me she likes small carrots and once had a boyfriend eat them after two days. Earlier today she told me that she wants to last an entire week with a pickle up her ass. We will fuck and then she wants me to eat the pickle. I really like this girl and she is really hot (half black half Asian) but I don't know about the pickle thing. Should I do it?
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#39,654
It's unhealthy for one. Also, if you are uncomfortable with it and don't want to, just let her know. If it's a deal breaker for her than I'm sorry guy, but it's time to move on.
GerK !dxmmibC0oI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^][v]#39,656
WTF LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO.
FUCK YES, DO IT.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,660
@39,654 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
She figures that because it is a pickle it will not go bad and should be relatively clean. It's not a total deal breaker but I didn't expect it.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,663
@previous (A)
She is leaving a pickle IN HER ASS FOR A WEEK. It will not be clean. You will have a shit stained pickle to eat at the end of the week. If it's not a deal breaker then tell her you don't feel comfortable with it, ubless of course you are and are a willing participant. In which case, enjoy your shitty food.
Ninjj !7kjCat420. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,665
Do it, OP. Make a video, too
GerK !dxmmibC0oI replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,667
IT IS YOUR JOB AS HER BOYFRIEND TO EAT THAT MOTHER FUCKING PICKLE OUT OF HER ASS.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,668
@39,663 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
But the pickling brine should help to prevent infections and keep it clean.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,675
@39,667 (GerK !dxmmibC0oI)
I do feel obligated to do so. She is really good in bed and is into all kinds of things.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,676
This thread seems fake. Brine won't keep you from getting Salmonella or Hepatitis. Also, I would advise against using anything for anal sex that doesn't have a flared base.
RedFox !rFox/iQSaQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,677
lol eat her poopickle
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,679
@39,676 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
She wants to use one of those dill spear type pickles. Would it be safer to use a whole pickle? Also the brine should hold off bacteria. Pickles last for a long time.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,681
Enjoy your E.Coli OP.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 double-posted this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,682
@39,676 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
It's definitely a troll. I don't know what posessed me to go for it since it is fairly obvious.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,683
@39,679 (A)
You can seriously lose things in your ass. I wouldn't do this.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,685
Jesus christ what the fuck am I reading.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,687
@39,683 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Should I tie some butchers twine through it? Or would a whole pickle be safer because it is larger. I know they sell those ones on gas stations called Big Mama. They are like 4 inches around.
GerK !dxmmibC0oI replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,688
THE RIGHT THING IS TO EAT THE PICKLE THAT HAS BEEN IN HER ASSHOLE FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,697
@previous (GerK !dxmmibC0oI)
NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,699
@39,683 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
You are like a nurse or something right? I have bouts of diverticulitis and bursitis. Could the pickle cause either to flare?
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,702
WE DON'T NEED THIS Q&A ANYMORE. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,705
@previous (GerK !dxmmibC0oI)
Toto has given me some doubts and I don't know if my medical condition will be affected. I want to see what she has to say.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,706
@previous (A)
IF YOU LOVE HER YOU WILL EAT HER ASS PICKLE
GerK !dxmmibC0oI replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,707
SHE TRUSTS YOU ENOUGH TO TELL YOU SHE WANTS THE PICKLE EATEN OUT OF HER ASS. SO BE A MAN AND DO IT.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,708
@OP
IF YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT DISEASE PUT A CONDOM ON THE PICKLE.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,709
@39,706 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
I do love her a lot. We met at church camp and my family and her family are really close. Her dad is the preacher of our church. She made me slap her with a bible one time and then called me by her fathers name.
GerK !dxmmibC0oI replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,712
> She made me slap her with a bible one time and then called me by her fathers name.
... Leave this chick.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,714
@39,709 (A) > church camp
FUCK HER WITH A CRUCIFIX.
GerK !dxmmibC0oI replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,718
Bible slappings, ass pickle eating...
Why the fuck haven't you left this chick yet? I was gung-ho for you eating that shit pickle, but now... o.O
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,720
not sure if troll...
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,721
@39,718 (GerK !dxmmibC0oI)
Why would I leave her? Not to get religious but I think God would frown upon the idea. Also after she called me by her fathers name she called me by my fathers name.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,727
@previous (A)
SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT OP. EAT POOPICKLE AND SMACK THE BITCH WITH A BIBLE OR GTFO.
GerK !dxmmibC0oI replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,730
@39,721 (A)
You slapped her with a bible, then she called you by her fathers name, then by your fathers name.
Troll detected.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,734
@previous (GerK !dxmmibC0oI)
She called me by my fathers name but not right after. It was a different time but after the bible slapping incident. Sorry for the confusing timeline.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,736
> SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT OP. EAT POOPICKLE AND SMACK THE BITCH WITH A BIBLE OR GTFO.
That is another strange thing. She wants to call the pickle Rodney. That was the name of her older brother who died on 9/11.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,737
Fecal - check
Terrible troll - check
OP is DM?
GerK !dxmmibC0oI replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,740
@39,734 (A)
Are you Bobby2Sox...? You somewhat remind me of Bobby2Sox... You dropped that shtick, didn't you?
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,743
Ok guys. I was in the mood for an entertaining good-natured troll. I know when it can go no further and my iPhone is about to die. Thanks for the lawls and I hope you all enjoyed it as well.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,745
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Bravo good sir bravo. I thought for sure this was DM the whole time.
Max Ferguson replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,747
I'll fuckin' sue you for false advertising, buddy. Your ass is mine now.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 54 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,749
@39,745 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
Thanks bud. I was a little surprised by your initial reaction. I thought I would be called out immediately.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,750
@39,747 (Max Ferguson)
Bring it on Maxie boy. I've had enough of your shit.
(Edited 18 seconds later.)
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,751
@39,749 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I can't say why I bit. I like to argue with trolls I guess.
GerK !dxmmibC0oI replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,753
YAY.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 56 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,755
@39,751 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
It's ok. Everyone gets trolled whether they realize it or not.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,758
Oh yeah I also posted this on anontalk. I don't know if it will make it past kimmo or not.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^][v]#39,760
@39,755 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
It was ridiculous, but just plausible enough to get me.
This is the post that finally made it too unbelievable: @39,668 (A)
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#39,767