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Topic: If you had to fuck one person on minichan, who would it be?

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #21,782

I would pick Killer Lettuce.

Falco !VYDDrUD3gc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #345,078

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #345,079

Salty.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #345,080

RevNick while wearing a Kimmo mask.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #345,086

A certain someone.

derpy !hoovesEJmo joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #345,093

Becky.

Wait do we mean:

F: Funky
U: Uninted
C:Caring
K: Kids

?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #345,094

@previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
No, I mean sexual activity. You know, that thing that no one on minichan has any experience with.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #345,095

Image went missingjust so everyone knows, i'll fuck you back

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #345,096

@345,094 (A)
But I have sex regularly.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #345,097

@previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
Then why are you on this board?

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #345,098

Image went missing@previous (A)
I love the community.

Green !YzDEWwv9Z2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #345,099

@345,093 (derpy !hoovesEJmo)

Fudge
Up
Cunt
Kill

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #345,100

Image went missing@previous (Green !YzDEWwv9Z2)
BennieBear.. :(

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #345,101

@345,096 (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
With yourself does not count.

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #345,105

@previous (I)
With Krodan silly.

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #345,110

@previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
That is sinful.

Green !YzDEWwv9Z2 replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #345,112

@345,100 (derpy !hoovesEJmo)

Ben's gone.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 50 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,124

I would also pick me. I'm sorry, but everyone else here is an unknown quantity.

@OP
Oh thanks. I'm flattered, OP.

(Edited 33 seconds later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,128

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
of an unkown quantity*

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,130

r04r

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,132

naruto 4

Falco !VYDDrUD3gc replied with this 14 years ago, 57 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,134

@345,112 (Green !YzDEWwv9Z2)
BEN DROWNED

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,137

@345,130 (K)
I'm still not convinced that r04r isn't an AI construct set loose on the Internet, but I'll second that anyway.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 23 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,138

fake anon

totally not gay though

Handel !tYHPZ2dvu6 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,139

Ks with the tash. <3

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,153

@345,128 (D)
Nah, the way I said it was fine.

dw !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 52 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,154

r04r because of logistics

Anonymous N replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,156

@previous (dw !jdTkvovFCQ)
yes... logistics...

Cathy !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 27 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,157

Nobody would fuck me. :(

Anonymous N replied with this 14 years ago, 21 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,158

@previous (Cathy !TGirlYJKXM)
I'd fuck you.

Anonymous M replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,160

Image went missing@345,157 (Cathy !TGirlYJKXM)
@previous (N)
Okay that's creepin' me out, Silence of the Lambs style...

That's kinda sexy, actually... Still gonna say r04r though

dw !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,161

Image went missing@345,156 (N)

Thanks, Thanks. !THANKS5vxA joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 51 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,172

Indy. Thanks.

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,174

I'll do myself. Someone's got to.

Anonymous M replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,177

@345,172 (Thanks, Thanks. !THANKS5vxA)
Not Miley Cyrus??

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,190

@previous (M)
She's too old for him now.

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 21 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,193

@345,153 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Correct.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,209

@345,158 (N)
Is there anyone you wouldn't fuck?

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,210

Image went missing@previous (A)
Prolly me. And i am okay with that.

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,000

No one EVER picks me for these kind of things :(

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,003

@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)

I would hug you.

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,006

@previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
:D thanks harleen

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,008

@347,003 (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
Would you hug me? I promise to only grope a little bit.

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,009

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
Yes hug, no grope. I wouldn't like it and I rather you not get hurt.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,011

@previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
It's okay, krodan can watch

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,012

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
he would punch you. >:

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 14 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,015

@previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
fine. i'll juat hug deadpool. he wont care what i grope.

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,017

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)

I am sorry.

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,018

@previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
you should be apologising to yourself. My gropes are legendary.

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,020

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)

how about a hand shake?

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,022

@347,015 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
:D Attention!

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,023

@347,020 (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
Can it be creepily deadfish like?

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,024

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
sure

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,025

@347,020 (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
Bet he would be ok with that as long as hand is on important part, while shaking.

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,026

@previous (I)
?

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,028

fake anon

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,029

@previous (X)
anon is fake

derpy !hoovesEJmo double-posted this 14 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,030

@345,112 (Green !YzDEWwv9Z2)
.... Bennie

Anonymous X replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,031

i meant ninjj

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,033

@347,029 (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
@previous (X)
pick one, moraâ„¢.

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,039

@previous (A)
Aushwitz (Krodan)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,040

@previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
Oh sorry i meant to cite anon x twice, not you my dear!

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,041

@previous (A)
It's fine scooterpie. <3

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,044

Bobby2Sox. Dat 11-year-old boy butt.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,046

@previous (Z-1)
sup to4str? SUP TO4STR?

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,048

@previous (D)
Stop that.

Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,052

No need to even think about it: Indy the Great.

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,054

@previous (Z-2)
Hi Matt.

Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,055

I would fuck Cathy.

Anonymous Z-4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,057

@347,052 (Z-2)

Anonymous X replied with this 14 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,080

@347,033 (A)
yeah ninjj for sure

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,223

@347,044 (Z-1)
HI TO4STR

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,228

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Not to4str. Little boys have the nicest, firmest most sexiest asses. Fact.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,230

@347,223 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
So why haven't we had sex yet?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,234

@previous (A)
No idea. I've been lying on my bed expectantly for the last few days but nothing's happened.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,235

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I have been patiently sitting in the tree outside your window watching your every move, thanks.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,238

@previous (A)
What, evergreen tree? That's the only tree nearby.

You must be quite uncomfortable out there!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,240

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I don't mind. I get to see you every day~. <3

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,246

@previous (A)
Meh, I've been making it easy for you. Normally I'm much more reclusive than this.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,247

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Ok so let's say hypothetically I had a dick. How would that affect my chances of getting laid by you?

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,249

@347,246 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
@previous (A)
Can I film it?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,254

@347,247 (A)
If by "dick" you mean "vagina", "a comically large sum of money" or maybe "some BBQ Pringles" then it wouldn't harm said chances.

Anonymous U replied with this 14 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,262

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Don't settle for anything less than 1/3 of a freshly opened can.

Anonymous U double-posted this 14 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,265

@347,254 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
And 2/3 if the can was not opened in your presence. This is important.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,303

@347,254 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I can only do the last one but ill need to borrow the money to buy it.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 5 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #348,569

Externally hosted image@347,254 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
let's fuck.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #348,617

@previous (A)
But you've already opened them! I can't eat them now!

sim !!7YuD1l6F5 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #348,621

Luckily I have my hand...

Anonymous Z-6 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #348,842

Well I'm gay (mostly), but I have to say out of all the fags around here, I'd go with Becky. I'm convinced she'd enjoy my big black cock the most. And I do get off on being appreciated.

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #348,843

@348,621 (sim !!7YuD1l6F5)
ohshi-

simi

sim !!N8laV8Z4E replied with this 14 years ago, 15 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #349,046

@previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
;_;

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #349,209

@348,617 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
fucking prude.

Anonymous K replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #349,210

@348,617 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
2/3 bud!

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #349,257

@349,209 (A)
What, were you not raised in a civilised society? Everybody knows that you don't go around offering already opened Pringles in exchange for sex! That's basic etiquette.

(Edited 35 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #349,258

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Look here mister. We are gonna fuck and you won't be able to deny my seductionm

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 44 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #349,260

@previous (A)
Perhaps not. But I can deny your Pringles, and the whole thing hinged on them, really.
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