Topic: If you had to fuck one person on minichan, who would it be?
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #21,782 I would pick Killer Lettuce.
Falco !VYDDrUD3gc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 4 minutes later[^] [v] #345,078
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #345,079 Salty.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #345,080 RevNick while wearing a Kimmo mask.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 20 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #345,086 A certain someone.
derpy !hoovesEJmo joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 45 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #345,093 Becky.
Wait do we mean:
F: Funky
U: Uninted
C:Caring
K: Kids
?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago , 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #345,094 @previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
No, I mean sexual activity. You know, that thing that no one on minichan has any experience with.
squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 8 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #345,095 just so everyone knows, i'll fuck you back
derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago , 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #345,096 @345,094 (A)
But I have sex regularly.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago , 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #345,097 @previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
Then why are you on this board?
derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago , 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #345,098 @previous (A)
I love the community.
Green !YzDEWwv9Z2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #345,099 @345,093 (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
Fudge
Up
Cunt
Kill
derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago , 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #345,100 @previous (Green !YzDEWwv9Z2)
BennieBear.. :(
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #345,101 @345,096 (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
With yourself does not count.
derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago , 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #345,105 @previous (I)
With Krodan silly.
Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago , 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #345,110 @previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
That is sinful.
Green !YzDEWwv9Z2 replied with this 14 years ago , 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #345,112 @345,100 (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
Ben's gone.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 50 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,124 I would also pick me. I'm sorry, but everyone else here is an unknown quantity.
@OP
Oh thanks. I'm flattered, OP.
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Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago , 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,128 @previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
of an unkown quantity*
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,130 r04r
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,132 naruto 4
Falco !VYDDrUD3gc replied with this 14 years ago , 57 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,134 @345,112 (Green !YzDEWwv9Z2)
BEN DROWNED
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,137 @345,130 (K)
I'm still not convinced that r04r isn't an AI construct set loose on the Internet, but I'll second that anyway.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 23 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,138 fake anon
totally not gay though
Handel !tYHPZ2dvu6 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 16 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,139 Ks with the tash. <3
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago , 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,153 @345,128 (D)
Nah, the way I said it was fine.
dw !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 52 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,154 r04r because of logistics
Anonymous N replied with this 14 years ago , 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,156 @previous (dw !jdTkvovFCQ)
yes... logistics...
Cathy !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 27 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,157 Nobody would fuck me. :(
Anonymous N replied with this 14 years ago , 21 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,158 @previous (Cathy !TGirlYJKXM)
I'd fuck you.
Anonymous M replied with this 14 years ago , 12 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,160 @345,157 (Cathy !TGirlYJKXM)
@previous (N)
Okay that's creepin' me out, Silence of the Lambs style...
That's kinda sexy, actually...
Still gonna say r04r though dw !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 14 years ago , 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,161 Thanks, Thanks. !THANKS5vxA joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 51 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,172 Indy. Thanks.
Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,174 I'll do myself. Someone's got to.
Anonymous M replied with this 14 years ago , 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,177 @345,172 (Thanks, Thanks. !THANKS5vxA)
Not Miley Cyrus??
Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,190 @previous (M)
She's too old for him now.
Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 21 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,193 @345,153 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Correct.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago , 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,209 @345,158 (N)
Is there anyone you wouldn't fuck?
derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago , 14 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,210 @previous (A)
Prolly me. And i am okay with that.
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,000 No one EVER picks me for these kind of things :(
derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago , 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,003 @previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
I would hug you.
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago , 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,006 @previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
:D thanks harleen
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,008 @347,003 (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
Would you hug me? I promise to only grope a little bit.
derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago , 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,009 @previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
Yes hug, no grope. I wouldn't like it and I rather you not get hurt.
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 14 years ago , 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,011 @previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
It's okay, krodan can watch
derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago , 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,012 @previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
he would punch you. >:
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 14 years ago , 18 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,015 @previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
fine. i'll juat hug deadpool. he wont care what i grope.
derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago , 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,017 @previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
I am sorry.
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 14 years ago , 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,018 @previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
you should be apologising to yourself. My gropes are legendary.
derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago , 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,020 @previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
how about a hand shake?
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago , 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,022 @347,015 (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
:D Attention!
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 14 years ago , 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,023 @347,020 (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
Can it be creepily deadfish like?
derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago , 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,024 @previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
sure
Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago , 46 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,025 @347,020 (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
Bet he would be ok with that as long as hand is on important part, while shaking.
derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago , 41 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,026 Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 29 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,028 fake anon
derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago , 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,029 @previous (X)
anon is fake
derpy !hoovesEJmo double-posted this 14 years ago , 50 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,030 @345,112 (Green !YzDEWwv9Z2)
.... Bennie
Anonymous X replied with this 14 years ago , 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,031 i meant ninjj
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago , 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,033 @347,029 (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
@previous (X)
pick one, moraâ„¢.
derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago , 52 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,039 @previous (A)
Aushwitz (Krodan)
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago , 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,040 @previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
Oh sorry i meant to cite anon x twice, not you my dear!
derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago , 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,041 @previous (A)
It's fine scooterpie. <3
Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 30 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,044 Bobby2Sox. Dat 11-year-old boy butt.
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago , 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,046 @previous (Z-1)
sup to4str? SUP TO4STR?
Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 14 years ago , 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,048 Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,052 No need to even think about it: Indy the Great.
derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago , 18 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,054 Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,055 I would fuck Cathy.
Anonymous Z-4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 16 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,057 Anonymous X replied with this 14 years ago , 46 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,080 @347,033 (A)
yeah ninjj for sure
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago , 18 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,223 Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 14 years ago , 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,228 @previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Not to4str. Little boys have the nicest, firmest most sexiest asses. Fact.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago , 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,230 @347,223 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
So why haven't we had sex yet?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago , 11 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,234 @previous (A)
No idea. I've been lying on my bed expectantly for the last few days but nothing's happened.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago , 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,235 @previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I have been patiently sitting in the tree outside your window watching your every move, thanks.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago , 12 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,238 @previous (A)
What, evergreen tree? That's the only tree nearby.
You must be quite uncomfortable out there!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago , 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,240 @previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I don't mind. I get to see you every day~. <3
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago , 17 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,246 @previous (A)
Meh, I've been making it easy for you. Normally I'm much more reclusive than this.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago , 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,247 @previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Ok so let's say hypothetically I had a dick. How would that affect my chances of getting laid by you?
derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago , 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,249 @347,246 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
@previous (A)
Can I film it?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago , 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,254 @347,247 (A)
If by "dick" you mean "vagina", "a comically large sum of money" or maybe "some BBQ Pringles" then it wouldn't harm said chances.
Anonymous U replied with this 14 years ago , 26 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,262 @previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Don't settle for anything less than 1/3 of a freshly opened can.
Anonymous U double-posted this 14 years ago , 34 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,265 @347,254 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
And 2/3 if the can was not opened in your presence. This is important.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago , 59 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #347,303 @347,254 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I can only do the last one but ill need to borrow the money to buy it.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago , 5 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #348,569 @347,254 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
let's fuck.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago , 6 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #348,617 @previous (A)
But you've already opened them! I can't eat them now!
sim !!7YuD1l6F5 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 36 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #348,621 Luckily I have my hand...
Anonymous Z-6 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago , 12 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #348,842 Well I'm gay (mostly), but I have to say out of all the fags around here, I'd go with Becky. I'm convinced she'd enjoy my big black cock the most. And I do get off on being appreciated.
derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago , 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #348,843 @348,621 (sim !!7YuD1l6F5)
ohshi-
simi
sim !!N8laV8Z4E replied with this 14 years ago , 15 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #349,046 @previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
;_;
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago , 9 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #349,209 @348,617 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
fucking prude.
Anonymous K replied with this 14 years ago , 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #349,210 @348,617 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
2/3 bud!
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago , 6 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #349,257 @349,209 (A)
What, were you not raised in a civilised society? Everybody knows that you don't go around offering already opened Pringles in exchange for sex! That's basic etiquette.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago , 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #349,258 @previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Look here mister. We are gonna fuck and you won't be able to deny my seductionm
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago , 44 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #349,260 @previous (A)
Perhaps not. But I can deny your Pringles, and the whole thing hinged on them, really.
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