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Topic: I am drinking the worst fucking Orange juice I've ever had

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #21,760

it tastes like spoiled goat jizz mixed with the ashes of iris miller.

Gil !z9/naRmOr. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #344,748

You brushed your teeth first, didn't you?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,749

Cheap orange juice is the worst thing ever, literally worse than the Holocaust.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,751

@344,748 (Gil !z9/naRmOr.)
I brushed my teeth like 2 hours before having it so I don't think that's the problem.
@previous (C)
Agreed

Gil !z9/naRmOr. replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,752

@previous (A)
Did you eat or drink anything between brushing and drinking the orange juice? There could still have been traces of sodium lauryl sulfate in your mouth.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,753

@previous (Gil !z9/naRmOr.)
Tell me, where did you get your MD?

Gil !z9/naRmOr. replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,757

@previous (C)
I don't have one. I just read a lot when I get bored, and the widely accepted explanation of why orange juice tastes nasty after brushing your teeth is that the SLS suppresses your "sweet" taste receptors, and destroys a chemical that helps suppress the "bitter" taste receptors. While I don't have an MD, or a degree in biochemistry, I am quite knowledgeable about a wide range of topics.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 50 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,758

@previous (Gil !z9/naRmOr.)
Get your GED first. Thanks.

Gil !z9/naRmOr. replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,759

@previous (C)
Why would I need a GED when I already have a high school diploma? Granted, the human body is not my area of expertise, that would be computer science, with a specialization in networking, which I am currently studying in college. I just like to learn and expand my knowledge, and the fact that I can explain the things in life that other people find mysterious proves that my efforts are worth it. My question is, on what grounds can you challenge my knowledge and intellect?

Gil !z9/naRmOr. double-posted this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #344,922

Anyway, OP didn't answer my question. Did you eat or drink anything between brushing and imbibing the orange juice?

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #344,924

@previous (Gil !z9/naRmOr.)
OP is dead.

Gil !z9/naRmOr. replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #344,927

@previous (C)
You also didn't answer my question.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #344,930

@previous (Gil !z9/naRmOr.)
I'm not actually going to read all that shit, sorry.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #344,940

@344,759 (Gil !z9/naRmOr.)
Yes.

Gil !z9/naRmOr. replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #344,955

@344,930 (C)
I don't need no GED, I done graduate high school, I ain't no doctor, but I's good at them computer machines and getting them to do talk to each other.
That dumbed down enough for you?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #344,962

@previous (Gil !z9/naRmOr.)
Become the Dean of Oxford first, and then we'll talk. Thanks.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #344,963

@previous (E)
> shtick

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #344,964

@previous (F)
> claims not to be artistic

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #344,965

wait, what

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #344,968

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Stop joining threads anonymously and then switch back to namefagging. Thanks.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #344,969

@previous (E)
Modabuse.

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #344,970

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
> see no "joined in and replied with"
> scan thread for previous posts
> claim not to be a mora

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #344,971

@previous (E)
Oh. I can't see that stuff in mobile mode.

Regardless, eat a dick. Thanks.

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #344,972

Image went missing@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
<-- this is you

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #344,973

@previous (E)

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #344,975

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
What the fuck are 'Dringles'?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #344,980

@previous (E)
Pringles but with a free cat inside.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #344,983

you're not still drinking it are you?
stop drinking it

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,014

@344,922 (Gil !z9/naRmOr.)
Sorry I was busy being cool.

No I didn't eat anything in between, but I was drinking it with breakfast.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,016

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
HAHAHA YOU JUST OUTED YOURSELF

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 43 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,017

@previous (C)
LOLâ„¢ I guess I did.

Falco !VYDDrUD3gc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 51 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #345,041

@344,749 (C)

> Cheap orange juice is the worst thing ever, literally worse than the Holocaust.

This is like the best thing I've ever read.
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