Topic: I can't fucking find my fucking keys anywhere.

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #21,742

Fuck. What do I do now? I just got them today too. Fuck.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #344,622

keep repeating 'fuck' until they appear.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,623

@previous (B)

> keep repeating 'fuck' until they appear.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,624

@previous (C)

> > keep repeating 'fuck' until they appear.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,626

@344,622 (B)
@344,623 (C)
@previous (D)
Fuck you guys.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 50 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,627

@previous (A)

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 2 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,628

@344,626 (A)
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,635

@344,627 (E)
@previous (D)
Not fucking helping.

I've barely left this room and I've no idea where my cocksucking keys are. Jesus fucking h Christ.

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 51 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,637

@previous (A)
Did you check your gaping anus?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,638

@previous (E)
fuck off. No I haven't and my anus is tight fuck you very much.

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,639

@previous (A)
So you know what various anus sizes are like. What's your favorite size of anus?

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 44 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,640

Did you check under your massive pile of green-lasers, ketamine and weed?

Anonymous D double-posted this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,641

@344,639 (E)
I must wonder, would the OP let another man, bare-bottomed, poot directly into his nostrils?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 40 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,642

@344,639 (E)
fuck off cunt
@344,640 (D)
what the fuck are you on about mate?

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,644

@OP

if you can't find your keys, why don't you call them?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,645

@previous (B)
everyone's a fucking comedian tonight right?

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,646

@previous (A)

it worked on my phone. stop being a grumpy butthole and just do it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,649

Update:

I've now lost my fucking toothpaste tube as well. Could I podsbly fucking lose any more fucking shit?

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,650

@previous (A)
i think you've already lost your shit considering how angry you are in this thread.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #344,652

Ok I found my toothpaste but my keys are nowhere to be found. I have a headache and feel like shit. Good night forum.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #344,653

@previous (A)
I found your keys. Ransom when you are ready

dw !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #344,720

this thread was great 10/10

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