Topic: i've decided to base a new religion on ghost stories and fear tactics
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc started this discussion 14 years ago #21,693
of course it will be as valid as christianity. How do i apply for special treatment by the government? i don't want to pay tax on money i con people out of.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #344,009
There's no such thing as ghosts.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,010
@previous (B)
Wot? Jesus Christ is well known as the Holy Ghost. Many even chow down on his body on Sunday & take a sip of the Ghosts blood.
Wot? Jesus Christ is well known as the Holy Ghost. Many even chow down on his body on Sunday & take a sip of the Ghosts blood.
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,012
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,013
In Squeegeism what matters most is tithing. Belief is not a requirement.
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,014
@344,012 (B)
The why do 2.5 Billion Christians believe in Jesus the Ghost Christ? Died on a chuck of wood and became a Ghost.
The why do 2.5 Billion Christians believe in Jesus the Ghost Christ? Died on a chuck of wood and became a Ghost.
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,015
@previous (C)
he was a zombie, not a ghost. Get your facts straight. Christianity is the zombie religion, squeegeism is about ghosts.
he was a zombie, not a ghost. Get your facts straight. Christianity is the zombie religion, squeegeism is about ghosts.
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Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,016
@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
http://dictionary.reference.com
Dictionary defines Zombie: zom·bie
   [zom-bee]
1.
(in voodoo)
a.
the body of a dead person given the semblance of life, but mute and will-less, by a supernatural force, usually for some evil purpose.
Jesus Christ does have several Zombie characteristic's.
Ghost: the soul of a dead person, a disembodied spirit imagined, usually as a vague, shadowy or evanescent form, as wandering among or haunting living persons.
Surprised me because both are so close.
http://dictionary.reference.com
Dictionary defines Zombie: zom·bie
   [zom-bee]
1.
(in voodoo)
a.
the body of a dead person given the semblance of life, but mute and will-less, by a supernatural force, usually for some evil purpose.
Jesus Christ does have several Zombie characteristic's.
Ghost: the soul of a dead person, a disembodied spirit imagined, usually as a vague, shadowy or evanescent form, as wandering among or haunting living persons.
Surprised me because both are so close.
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,017
squee-jizzm
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,024
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,033
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #344,039
Will there be any unicorns involved?
squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #344,048
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