Topic: i got my girlfriend pregnant. halp!

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #2,164

she will not have an abortion
i tried punching her in the stomach and it made things bad between us and a week later, still pregnant!
we are both 19 and too young to have kids
she's really tiny too and if she gets pregnant, childbirth may kill her unless she has a c-section

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later[^] [v] #39,234

Punch her harder.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #39,236

Kill yourself.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #39,237

Fuckin' lol'd.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #39,239

Was it a Falcon punch?

Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #39,242

Kick. Don't punch.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #39,244

cat 420 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #39,253

i'm not going to punch her again. i don't think it works till like 5 months pregnant.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #39,258

@previous (cat 420)
That will be a tiny, elfin child.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #39,261

@39,253 (cat 420)
@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
> mfw

(Edited 45 seconds later.)

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #39,267

@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
The person that does the voice acting for Ichigo in the dubbed Bleach on adult swim is also the english voice of Zero in Marvel Vs. Capcom 3. Woo?

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #39,270

@39,253 (cat 420)
Her body will be ruined at that point.

cat 420 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #39,272

@previous (B)

what do i do?
i just want to convince her to have an abortion
she won't budge
she says she believes in abortion being legal but she won't get it herself

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #39,278

@39,267 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
The last Bleach dub I watched (beginning of the Arrancarr arc) was really unpleasant to be honest.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #39,279

@39,272 (cat 420)
Upgrade to a coathanger.

Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #39,285

@39,278 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
> bleach

Nega has the right idea, OP. Make her some soup for dinner and spike it with bleach. Do this every week until she miscarries. THANK GOD we have Nega around to help us with shit like this.

cat 420 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #39,286

@39,279 (B)

she would never let me try it! if she actually let me do that she would just go get an abortion instead!

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #39,287

@39,278 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
I liked the first season of Bleach. The Subsitute Soul Reaver arc, but I don't like static animes like that. The characters never really develop they just get stronger.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #39,296

hi leonidas, you creepy fuck.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #39,299

@previous (J)
Is this a Leo topic?

Born this Way !cPIZZADayc replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #39,300

@39,296 (J)
Lolthis

@OP
bet you're jealous of my pizzaday

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #39,302

@39,299 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
yes, it is.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #39,304

@39,285 (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)

lol'd so hard. toxicology reports would get op slapped with a first degree murder charge

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #39,306

@39,286 (cat 420)
She doesn't have to be conscious.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #39,308

@39,302 (J)
This is him acting creepy. Salty was right.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #39,313

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
He is a strange one.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #39,321

@39,287 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
lol, this.
@39,285 (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)
The divine has little to do with this I believe.

(Edited 44 seconds later.)

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #39,322

@39,313 (E)
I can tell. He recently claimed that he wan't acting stalkerish, as well.

Green !pFNWNYROxA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #39,333

Pills.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #39,347

Enjoy your kid.

cat 420 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #39,375

you people are sick fucks obsessed with leonidas
how do i convince my girl to have an abortion!?

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #39,377

Just stop man...
#This is lama

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #39,386

@39,375 (cat 420)
You are such a weirdo, I love it.

cat 420 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #39,389

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)

i'm gonna have a weirdo kid if you guys don't help

cat 420 (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #39,394

i will not do this!

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #39,395

@39,389 (cat 420)
There is nothing that you can do but to convince her that you would be such a horrible father to this child, that abortion is the only option.

Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #39,397

@39,394 (cat 420)
Kill her, make it look like an accident. (electrical fire)

Next girlfriend you have, learn to fucking pull out. Is it really that hard? Totoforhire has been having unprotected sex with her lover for years and has never accidentally gotten pregnant. IT ISN'T HARD.

cat 420 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #39,402

@39,395 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)

she thought that after i punched her but then will she'd just keep it and not let me raise it but i pay child support.
yeah! :(

@previous (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)

i will not kill her
pulling out does not work because of precum
totoforhire was born a man

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #39,403

@39,397 (Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k)
> Totoforhire has been having unprotected sex with her lover for years and has never accidentally gotten pregnant.
lol'd hard.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #39,405

@39,377 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)

> Just stop man...
> #This is lama
*lame

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #39,407

@39,402 (cat 420)

> she'd just keep it and not let me raise it but i pay child support.

Protip: You won't really have to pay if you don't want access to the child. You're technically supposed to, but what are they going to do?

Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #39,411

@39,402 (cat 420)
Pulling out always works, you seem to have blown your entire load inside your girlfriend though. Next time, after you've blown a load, buy Plan B.

cat 420 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #39,415

@39,407 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)

they send you to jail like if you are too broke to pay alimoney

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #39,416

@previous (cat 420)

Lol no they won't.

It's a civil thing

Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #39,417

@39,405 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)

> > Just stop man...
> > #This is lama
> *lame

#THIS IS LAMA IS NEGA'S TRIP EVERYONE OMG!

Ninjj !7kjCat420. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,633

i what

cat 420 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 days later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #45,851

It turns out that I am not the father.

Ninjj !XUTpieWBpk replied with this 15 years ago, 48 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #45,910

@previous (cat 420)
Stop bumping all of your shitty threads

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