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Topic: SEEMS LEGIT

Falco !VYDDrUD3gc started this discussion 14 years ago #21,635

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/roo/3217402411.html


Once in a lifetime opportunity for the right open minded woman!


Let me start off by saying that this isn't a conventional ad for a female roommate, more a shot in the dark to see if there is a like-minded woman out there who wants to change her life for the better & live out her fantasies by being in a committed relationship & an awesome friendship with an amazing, sexy couple. Essentially you will be the point in our triangle, all equal & all in a emotional, mental & sexual relationship. We are looking for a bisexual girlfriend & a roommate who will revel in being loved, spoiled, taken out shopping, dinners, vacations & cherished by 2 people who will be there for you. We are searching for that girl who is ready to live the good life in a beautiful home at a luxury apartment complex in Irvine. This place is a complete resort with every amenity you can think of, salt water pools & spas, state of the art gyms, complimentary yoga, spin, Zumba & Pilates classes, BBQ's, firepits, game rooms, Starbucks, a market that delivers wine & pizza & anything else you want right to your door. (Oh yeah!) You will have your own room/bathroom & walk in closet. We have all new appliances, washer/dryer We are a loving, honest & secure couple who are blessed to have the financial security & freedom that we do. He is a driven, hardworking professional who spends most of his time out of town & comes home a few times a month, leaving me here with an empty house to myself, wishing I had someone to share it with. I'd love to have a girlfriend to cook dinner for, work out with, cuddle up on my cali king & watch movies, go out & do things, laugh & play with, hit the jacuzzi, lay out by the pool & just enjoy life with. Behind closed doors, I want a lover. Someone affectionate & sensual who is completely turned on by the thought of having a boyfriend & girlfriend ravishing every inch of your body & fulfilling all your desires. And when he's out of town it will be just you & me and let me say you will never have to sleep alone if you don't want to. Our home is a peaceful place, no drama, no bullshit. We keep it real, love adventure, concerts, music, fairs, good food, weekend getaways & just sitting out on our patio drinking wine & enjoying good conversation.

The woman we are looking for is fit (doesn't have to be a model cuz I really love a woman's curves) intelligent, has her own car & her life together, has goals, is clean, takes care of herself, loves to have a good time, drug & disease free, easy going, honest, sexual, sweet & ready to start a new and amazing life & have a once in a lifetime relationship.

About Us:

We are both fit, tan & very good looking. He is in his mid 40's tall, dark & handsome & I am a 30 something, bisexual, dark haired, green eyed beauty. We are both Italian passionate lovers, great kissers, good hearted & generous loving people who would love nothing more than to have a beautiful woman to share our wonderful life with.

Rent will be $500 a month & that includes utilities, you really cant beat that. No security deposit will be required as the person we choose will be in the circle of trust. Send a pic & a little about yourself & lets get together & see where this road takes us. We have plenty of pics of us & our place. Can't wait to hear from you!


Could be a unique opportunity for the right woman but yeah, it's a longshot.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #343,283

If only the ad had said "furry" instead of "woman" this could have been an amazing opportunity...

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #343,284

> If only the ad had said "furryfaggot and annoying hipster" instead of "woman" this could have been an amazing opportunity for you...

fixed

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #343,290

What guy doesn't want a bi-girl to spice up their relationship?

Falco !VYDDrUD3gc (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #343,339

@343,284 (C)
"Furry Faggot" is two words. Thanks.

Thanks, Thanks. !THANKS5vxA joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 49 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #343,340

@previous (Falco !VYDDrUD3gc)
It is pronounced as one word. Thanks.

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

Handel !tYHPZ2dvu6 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #343,596

I get a lot of offers from old men online to come live with them and be their houseboy.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #344,400

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