National Republican Senatorial Committee Chairman John Cornyn (R-Texas) has informed Rep. Todd Akin that the national GOP will not spend money to help elect him to the Senate
American Crossroads and its affiliated nonprofit Crossroads GPS have also canceled a scheduled buy this week on Akin’s behalf.
He has until 5PM EST Tuesday to withdraw his Penis from the race.
but he cannot abort and must carry this campaign to full term!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#342,595
@previous (D)
If so he will starve the political baby to death
squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#342,607
so apparently the whole "legitimate rape" things was a simple, albeit awful, lingual misstep. he meant "forced rape."
you know, like knife to the throat, you kicking and screaming sort of rape.
it releases adrenaline, and, you know, probably kills the sperm. is the thinking.
but not things like date-rape, or raping a girl while passed out on drugs or alcohol, or coercion. and statutory rape.
that's not legitimate rape, i mean forced rape.
so there was that whole thing a few years ago where they tried to limit abortions except in cases of "forced rape" but the scandal it made was too embarrassing so they had to drop that "forced" business out of it. see, the republicans feared that Planned Parenthood and the Pro-life NAzis would try to legally define all underage sex as statutory rape, so that any teenage female under 18 could have as many state funded abortions as she wants because they're all statutory rape-babies.
of course this is absolutely absurd and beyond the realm of reasonable thinking, therefor is was urgent for the republicans to defend against it by making forced rape (it has to practically be a murder) the only exception to abortion laws.
...women can have rights as long as they aren't pregnant, basically.
Cathy !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#342,608
So if I get raped by some sick sexual deviant.
Does this mean it was my fault?
squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#342,609
@previous (Cathy !TGirlYJKXM)
yes, unless you get pregnant. then you enjoyed it too much, which is still your fault, you filthy, filthy whore.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#342,610
@342,607 (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Most of the time, statutory rape isn't rape at all. It's usually horny teenagers being horny teenagers until the government comes in and destroys their lives.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 59 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#342,612
@342,608 (Cathy !TGirlYJKXM)
No, it just means that if you get pregnant as a result, then Republicans think you secretly wanted it. I swear the republican party knows less about women's bodies than me, and I can count the number of women I've socially interacted with on one hand. It's kind of sad, really.
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#342,613
> it releases adrenaline, and, you know, probably kills the sperm
does this even have a biological basis? it sounds like bullshit.
Cathy !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#342,618
@342,609 (squeegee !firstkPE1Q) @342,612 (H)
I guess it's a good thing I can't get pregnant. :\
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#342,622
@previous (Cathy !TGirlYJKXM)
lolol you said you do not even masturbate.
squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#342,623
@342,614 (J)
none. it actually all started in the 80s or something when some dude running for republican said that when women are raped they don't secrete secretions and their body rejects the sperm.
it was something like that. I was listening about it today on NPR. I can link a podcast maybe.
(Edited 21 seconds later.)
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#342,628
@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
I caught a bit of that on CNN. Multiple Republicans including one who said the secretions thing, on the floor of Congress.
Where were Republicans in sex ed 101?
squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#342,631
@previous (A)
no, they didn't introduce sex ed until the 60s.
Cathy !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#342,636
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#342,639
@342,607 (squeegee !firstkPE1Q) > so there was that whole thing a few years ago where they tried to limit abortions except in cases of "forced rape" but the scandal it made was too embarrassing so they had to drop that "forced" business out of it. see, the republicans feared that Planned Parenthood and the Pro-life NAzis would try to legally define all underage sex as statutory rape, so that any teenage female under 18 could have as many state funded abortions as she wants because they're all statutory rape-babies.
lol 10/10 bud
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#342,642