Topic: I can't wait to become a hermit and withdraw from this decaying society.
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago#21,542
I fucking hate the suburbs. These places are depressing as hell. Nothing interesting at all about suburbs, except being able to sit on your fatass all day with your wigger friends and play Call of Duty or whatever is the new popular video game that the adderal-addicted suburban children are playing these days. Oh, but at least you can tend to your precious fucking yard. Your beautiful, green grass, cut perfectly short as to not allow for too much chaotic individualism. And when you're finally an adult, you get to wake up at 8, get dressed, go to work, stop buy the gas station to fill up your fucking gas-guzzling, 5-ton SUV, and try to find a parking spot that isn't for handicapped people, and clock in for your miserable, 12-hour shift inside your PERSONALIZED CUBICLE #495841735. But at least you get lunch breaks, so go ahead, gorge yourself! You, the replaceable worker drone, deserve it for your hard work! And then, when you're finally done with your shift, you can finally return home to your loving family, only to plop your fatass onto the sofa and flip through the 200 channels of nothing until you find something. And if it's your special birthday, then you can go up to your bedroom and maybe have sexual intercourse with your 300lbs fat fucking whale of a wife that you secretly loathe.
But first, in order to do that, you have to go to college, of course. Your family urges you to go no matter what, after all. If you don't, you'll be excommunicated from your family. But don't you fucking dare expect them to help pick up the tab. You must pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Enjoy your 4 years of political indoctrination for a degree that has absolutely no worth at all, aside from maybe being able to move to the big city to become a genuine Starbucks barista. It's not the job you wanted, and it's certainly not going to pay off the 200k of debt you got from your liberal arts college within your lifetime, but you should be thankful you have one at all in this recession, you fucking entitled cunt. Congratulations, you're poor forever and there is nothing you can do about it because you chose a stupid degree like Women's Studies or Black History or whatever the fuck bullshit majors there are out there to make easy money off today's teens. It's all about money.
Money, after all, that's what runs this fucking world. Money? Who cares. What good will all these utterly-worthless federal reserve notes be when everything will come crashing down on us? The downfall is bound to happen, yet no one seems to give a flying fuck. It's a world of insanity we're living in, I'm telling you. The best thing you can do at this point is move to the countryside, make friends with your neighbors and hope for the best, because soon, the era of cheap oil will end. Forever. We're running out of the stuff and we practically refuse to seek alternative sources of energy. Sure, we do some token "green" behaviors, like setting up some windmills and solar panels, but those alone won't help you that much when the time comes. And don't even think of moving to the cities. There is too much violent conflict and there will be vicious riots when we can no longer provide free stuff for them. And I definitely won't be there when it happens. I'll be off in the woods by then, living off deer meat and fish. Maybe I'll start a family, and we'll be able to live comfortably through the upcoming dark age.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later[^][v]#342,375
You seem a little anxious about the future. Have you considered using drugs as an escape? It's a proven method of stress reduction, and it works wonders for lots of people everyday!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#342,376
@previous (B)
Drugs only serve as a distraction from the fact that we are just a hair from world war, civil war, total war, just all kinds of war. Just a whole lot of fighting, for no clear purpose. Meanwhile, the fat-cat billionaires will continue to live lavishly in Monaco, Switzerland, Dubai, Singapore, Lichtenstein, and all the other rich enclaves in the world. They're just a flight away from paradise.
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 26 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#342,377
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#342,396
@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Fuck you. I'm no baby-handed city-slicker. I can't handle the city life, anyway. Too expensive and not enough breathing room.
squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#342,397
@previous (A)
you complain to much to have come from the country. you're obviously a yuppie.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#342,398
i hear ya man, my ipad keeps breakin an i got to get a new one every 2 months or my hipster friends wont have anything to do with me...
FUCK DA POLIC
Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#342,399
@342,397 (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Lol'd, haven't heard that term in ages. My friend once called me a yuppie because I had an electric shaver. I wonder what he would think of me now, hair long again, wading in the LSD pool, generally becoming one with the universe.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 8 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#342,449
@342,397 (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
FUCK NO @342,398 (G)
herpderp hashfirstworldproblems xD
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#342,450