Dead !Pool7hVoC2 started this discussion 14 years ago#21,507
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[02:06] <Foxygen> I guess when you have to compare one sweaty neckbeard to another, it's easy to pick the lesser of two evils
[02:06] <fake_anon> Exactly
[02:06] <Foxygen> which would be him
[02:06] <Foxygen> you're the only one not in on it
[02:06] <fake_anon> It has gotten me laid countless times
[02:06] <fake_anon> Shit up
[02:06] <fake_anon> Shut
[02:06] <Foxygen> lol arg
[02:07] <fake_anon> 0 is technically countless because counting numbers start at one.
[02:07] <fake_anon> So it is not in the set of counting numbers
[02:07] <fake_anon> QED
[02:07] <Foxygen> you can say you've tapped countless bitches
[02:09] <Foxygen> I have also sexed countless ladies
[02:11] <fake_anon> Fox how many terabytes of gfur is on your computer?
[02:11] <fake_anon> Approximately
[02:14] <Foxygen> 0.00024
[02:14] <Foxygen> approximately
[02:14] <fake_anon> You typed that in backwards
[02:15] <Foxygen> no sorry
[02:15] <fake_anon> 24000.0 TB is what you meant
[02:15] <Foxygen> no i think that's what you meant
[02:15] <Foxygen> you furfag
[02:15] <fake_anon> Yrs actually
[02:15] <fake_anon> Yes
[02:15] <fake_anon> Wut
[02:15] <Foxygen> see
[02:15] <Foxygen> told you
[02:15] <Foxygen> you admit it
[02:15] <fake_anon> Shut up cuntfucker
[02:15] <Foxygen> yes exactly
[02:16] <fake_anon> I bet you have sex with beautiful women
[02:16] <fake_anon> You fucking Faggot
[02:16] <Foxygen> how dare you
[02:16] <Foxygen> accuse me of being a megamanly sex machine
[02:16] <Foxygen> because it's true
[02:16] <fake_anon> You got something to say to me loser?
[02:16] <Foxygen> no not really
[02:16] <fake_anon> That's what I thought
[02:17] <Foxygen> fgt
[02:17] <fake_anon> Oh ok I was hoping you would
[02:17] <fake_anon> :(
[02:17] <Foxygen> no sorry to disappoint
[02:19] <fake_anon> Can you hold me close
[02:19] <fake_anon> And tell me I am pretty?
[02:20] <Foxygen> no
[02:20] <Foxygen> i have no arms
[02:20] <Foxygen> you insensitive clod
[02:20] <Foxygen> :(
[02:20] <fake_anon> Ok well then o guess a handjob is out of the question as well
[02:20] <Foxygen> yes unfortunately
[02:21] <fake_anon> How about you suck my dick (non-sexually)?
[02:21] <Foxygen> no sorry I have no mouth
[02:21] <Foxygen> or any oriface at all
[02:21] <Foxygen> or any limbs for that matter
[02:22] <Foxygen> I'm just a sort of retangular flesh blob that rolls around on the keyboard
[02:22] <fake_anon> Can I poke you with my dick then?
[02:23] <Foxygen> I guess
[02:23] <Foxygen> can't really stop it
[02:23] <fake_anon> Again, strictly platonicly
[02:23] <fake_anon> Ok great
[02:23] <Foxygen> of course
[02:23] <fake_anon> See you soon babe ;)
[02:23] <fake_anon> ;););););););)
[02:24] <Foxygen> ok weirdo
[02:24] <fake_anon> xoxoxoxo
[02:24] <fake_anon> >mad
[02:26] <fake_anon> Ok I am not sleepy still
[02:27] <fake_anon> And i need to piss for the 3rd time in an hour
[02:27] <Foxygen> I don't think I'll be sleep for like three more hours
[02:27] <Foxygen> oop that's cancer sorry
[02:27] <fake_anon> What the fuck I hate my shitty body
[02:27] <Foxygen> trust me I'm a doctor with a print-out degree
[02:28] <fake_anon> Why cant I wake up and be an Olympic athlete without putting forth any of the effort?
[02:28] <fake_anon> Is that so much to ask?
[02:28] <Foxygen> just drink a gallon of bleach
[02:28] <Foxygen> it'll burn the bitch-parts away
[02:29] <Foxygen> leaving a lean, mean medal-winning machine
[02:32] <fake_anon> Ok 10/10 grate idea
[02:48] <fake_anon> My room smells like stale jizz and sweaty men
[02:48] <fake_anon> I can't sleep in these conditions
[02:48] <Foxygen> Perhaps because of all the jizz and sweaty men?
[02:48] <fake_anon> Yes but that's not really the point
[02:49] <fake_anon> Point is, I wanna sleep but can't