Topic: Which one would you have MC?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #2,148

And you must pick one 'human' 'female'.

Left to Right.

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
One	-	0%
Two	4	15%
Three	-	0%
Four	10	37%
Five	2	7%
Six	1	4%
Seven	2	7%
Eight	1	4%
My computer screen broke at their combined ugliness	7	26%

sim !PznzndQYds joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #38,736

I would pull my dog of those mingers.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #38,749

You kids are so ignorant...and this proves you don't get out much. It proves you get all your information from the media provided to you from TV, magazines, and the net on what women are...as you think they should be all skeleton models with irl Photoshop effects.

No. The women in this photo are real women, and they are beautiful. The average size of a woman is 14-16, not 0-4: a disgusting image the media has programed you to think that petite cookie cutter females are only acceptable in society.

If you wouldn't turn your nose up to *real*, open your mind, and think for yourself, then you could stop bitching about not having a girlfriend.

Tl;dr: I mad.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #38,754

> bright pink limousine
No.
Just.
No.

sim !PznzndQYds replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #38,756

@38,749 (C)
Seriously? I have lived in a few countries and dated local women and I have to disagree with you. But it's ok for you to think anyone who isn't attracted to chubby girls isn't going out much. Anything that makes you feel better.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #38,758

@38,749 (C)
They are fucking troglodytes, though.

jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #38,761

@38,749 (C)
None of them are chubby. 2 are thin, the rest are fat. They are all ugly, except 4. I have low standards.

psychopath !PAHVpsycho joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #38,762

@38,749 (C)
My favourite girls are from the Baltic, Slavic, Nordic, Germanic, Hispanic, Indian (dot, not feather), Middle-East, and East Asian lands.

sim !PznzndQYds replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,785

@previous (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)
> My favourite girls are of any race, colour or religion wanting to put out for me.

FTFY.

psychopath !PAHVpsycho replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,788

@previous (sim !PznzndQYds)
No darkies, jerkop.

jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,793

@38,762 (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)
Why hate on injuns? They are always drunk so they can't say no.

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,797

they are probably all nice people but none of them were first in line when they were handing out good looks. ugh!

psychopath !PAHVpsycho replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,798

@38,793 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
I haven't actually seen one in person.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,799

@38,797 (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
They're not. Trust me.

jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,800

@38,798 (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)
That's what makes them appealing. Exotic.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,837

@38,749 (C)

> The average size of a woman is 14-16

HAHAHAHAHA

HOHOHOHOHO

HAHAHOAHAHAOHA

> implying any of them are anything but morbidly obese
> implying so hard

(Edited 38 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 40 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,862

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
American.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,863

@previous (A)

I feel sorry for American men.

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,869

@38,749 (C)
It happened, it really happened... I used to joke how americans are getting more and more fat, and that soon fat would be thin, thin would be fat, and fat kids would bully thin kids cause they are so different...

Holy shit, I didn't think this day would come so early... I'm sorry for you americans...

> The average size of a woman is 14-16

The american dream.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 57 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,900

I would pick the fifth from the left. She has such a cute little outfit.

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,902

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
aaaAAhH

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,903

@previous (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
What? She looks fun.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,906

@38,900 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
lol I could of slept with her, had my friend not told me she smelt like fish...down there.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,907

@previous (A)
Had your friend slept with her before?

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,908

to you maybe. i think she would eat me alive. anyway i think she is awful [looking that is]

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,911

@previous (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
That's okay, Bobert. Everyone has their own preferences.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,912

@38,863 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Don't feel sorry for us. These girls are not the average by any means. At least not where I am.

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,913

hey you are the first person to use my name. well almost. but i think they are all terrible looking and too old for me too.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,916

@38,912 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
I don't know what he's talking about. I've seen many unattractive British people.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,917

@38,913 (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
How old are you again? I forgot.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,918

@38,907 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
No I didn't.

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,920

13 yrs 2 months

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,921

@38,918 (A)
Had he? He said that her vagina smelled like seafood, so he must have gotten pretty close to ground zero.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,924

@38,920 (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
So young. This might be too much of a rough crowd for you.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,925

@38,921 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Yup, drunken incident. He regrets it this day.

EDIT: I also managed to convince her I had a fetish for felching turnips. No word of a lie.

(Edited 31 seconds later.)

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,926

None of them.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,928

@38,925 (A)
He might be telling the truth, but that does tend to be a thing that men say to compensate for an unpleasant sexual experience.

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,931

@38,924 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
any one of them looks to rough for me. I'm a delicate?? lad ya know. i couldn't manage it any how my splinted sticky out arm would get in the way.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,934

@previous (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
How did you end up breaking it? You do seem a bit delicate, by the way.

dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,957

@38,749 (C)
> implying fat is normal or good

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,961

7 and 8.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,962

@38,957 (dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA)
If being fat is average, that might make it normal.

dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,963

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
but it isnt

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,964

@38,916 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)

I never said anything about how horribly ugly they are. The fact remains that these women are obese and according to mr twat up there that's average for Americans. This is why I feel sorry for Americans.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,965

@38,963 (dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA)
How is it not? If more American's are fat than skinny, wouldn't that make it average?

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,967

@38,964 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
It's certainly not pleasant.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,968

@38,965 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)

There is a difference between 'normal' and 'average'.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,971

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Average:

Conforming to the standard or the common type; usual; not abnormal; regular; natural.
serving to establish a standard

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/normal

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,973

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)

Don't take the piss - you know what I mean.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,975

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Speaking of the piss, pass it.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,977

Ash is mad because he gets wankered for six days and never goes to bed. That or he sat on his bollocks.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,978

@38,964 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Mr.Twat is a retard. The average would be thrown off by post menopausal women anyhow. I have nothing against a girl with a little extra meat on her bones. In fact I've been with a few chubby girls in my time, but fact of the matter is that the majority these girls(in the pic) are obese and just generally unattractive.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,979

@38,973 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
I'm not messing with you. It's not healthy to be overweight, but it is normal.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,980

@38,977 (P)

I actually did sit on my bollocks when I was reading that.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,981

@38,978 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
Girls one and seven are both pretty heavy.

Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,984

@38,980 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)

UWOTM8

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,985

@38,981 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Eight is pretty big as well, and has that nasty scowl. No matter how you slice it, the best looking ones in the group would still require me being drunk to be attracted to, and I don't have the strictest standards.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,986

@38,979 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)

It isn't normal. It may appear that way if everyone in the world was a fat fuck, but medical data should show that there are many negative effects associated with being obese which disappear when you get to a normal size.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,988

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
You are not being accurate,but that's okay. I also agree with you about the bad health effects, but I already mentioned that.

(Edited 41 seconds later.)

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,990

1, 7 and 8 are disgustingly fat. 3, 5 and 6 are too fat for my tastes. 2 has nice legs but that nasty muffin top, and I can't tell with 4, but she;s got a horrible face (as do all of them, actually).

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,992

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
We get to the real root of the problem.
> she's got a horrible face (as do all of them,actually)
I agree with the face thing completely.
If your personal taste is strictly smaller girls go for it, but chubby girls try harder. Just sayin'.

(Edited 29 seconds later.)

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,993

@38,988 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)

Either way, the fact remains that your scenario isn't that way. Being fat is not normal at all. Maybe you're accustomed to seeing them in your country, maybe there are so many that the national average is at an obese level, but that doesn't make it normal.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,994

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Define normal.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,995

@38,992 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)

Can't help it. Fat is just something that turns me off.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. double-posted this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,996

@38,994 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)

A healthy weight.

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,997

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Oh, I see. Then if you go by those terms, you are right.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,999

@38,996 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
You changed your reply. Why?

Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,000

@38,990 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)

Take about six tabs to the knob and your view might change.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,002

@38,996 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Then a lot of women that you find attractive might not be a normal weight at all.

dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,003

@38,965 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
was this about americans?

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,005

@38,995 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Right, to each their own. I'm just saying I'd sooner take the girl with a little more meat on her that will be wild in bed over the high maintenance toned girl.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,006

@39,003 (dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA)
I have no idea anymore!

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,007

@38,999 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)

Changed my mind. I realised that I don't actually know the global average.

@39,002 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)

Perhaps not.

@39,005 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)

Nah. At least I wouldn't be ashamed to be seen with the toned girl.

@39,000 (P)

> six tabs to the knob

wat

Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,008

@39,003 (dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA)
protip: all of the girls in the picture are canadian.
@39,005 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
MORE OUNCE FOR THE POUNCE AMIRITE?

psychopath !PAHVpsycho replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,010

@38,749 (C)
I'm sorry that you have to live somewhere where the women look like ugly swines. This is not the average female. THese are the average AMERICAN/BRITISH female. Nordic, Baltic, and Slavic girls are far better.

Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,014

@39,007 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)

S'why you gotta down a pint in order to get rid of that pill taste.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,015

@39,010 (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)

As a true and honestâ„¢ britisher, I can tell you that it is only the average here in poorer areas. I see those things on the bus sometimes. I also see babes.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. double-posted this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,016

@39,014 (P)

Oh, you're suggesting I should date rape them. Something about my dick as well.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,017

@39,007 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
I'd feel no shame being seen with the girl on the far right in this pic.
@39,008 (P)
MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN'!!

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,019

@previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)

Nah, fuck that. Far left, fnar.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,020

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Are you kidding? Well, my tastes are the way they are because I'm a big guy and I like to be a bit aggresive. I would snap that poor girl in two.

psychopath !PAHVpsycho replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,022

@39,017 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
Middle and right are fine by me. Left if she were to exercise and eat more.

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,023

@39,019 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Buh. She looks sickly.

sim !PznzndQYds replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,026

@38,978 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
This.

Obese is off-putting, some non-flabbiness-and-cellulite-having chubby girl can be pretty attractive.

Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,028

@39,016 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)

I'm suggesting if you got drunk and took some pills you might realise that a hole is a hole, you cheeky sheep shagging twat.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,029

@39,020 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)

I'm really thin. So I'd like a thin girl to be thin with.

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,030

@38,934 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
sorry toto been having my tea. i was involved in an airplane accident last sunday morning. my daddy walked away with no more than seatbelt friction burns but i got pretty knocked about and injured all down my right side. mending slowly. but no school so thats nice.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,031

@39,023 (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)

She looks randy.

@39,028 (P)

I'm not welsh, bitch.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,033

@39,029 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Makes sense. I figured either that or you just prefer smaller breasts.

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,035

@39,031 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
She looks like an AIDS victim. But to each his own.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,037

@previous (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)

Lol, she looks streamlined.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,044

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Lololololol.
Streamlined. Oh man I like that one.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,047

@39,030 (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
Was it a personal plane?

sim !PznzndQYds replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,048

@39,017 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
Any of those will do. Chubby is not bad, it gets bad when things start flabbing and hanging out everywhere not to mention cellulite or obesity related skin issues.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,049

@39,044 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)

Who is that girl? I like everything about her.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,051

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
No clue pulled it from Google image search.

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,053

@39,037 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
I just find her a huge turn off. I prefer curves and such.

EDIT: Back to @OP As long as the girl dresses nicely, is hygenic, cares about her appearence, I'm good. But if they look like number 1, then HELL NO. She has no self love or self esteem.

(Edited 9 minutes later.)

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,055

@39,048 (sim !PznzndQYds)

I'd do the one in the middle. The right one is too big. She looks 13 stone or so.

sim !PznzndQYds replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,056

@39,053 (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
Or a severe food allergy. Don't be so judgemental.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,057

@39,053 (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)

> She has no self love or self esteem.

How the hell do you know?

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,058

@39,053 (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
There is a lot of truth to this. The sexiest thing a girl can have is confidence.

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,060

@39,057 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
She looks unkempt, hair is a mess and the way she holds herself.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,061

@previous (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)

> the way she holds herself.

Elaborate.

I think she looks hot.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,062

How did this thread get momentum...

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,063

@39,061 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
In the original picture.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,066

@39,062 (A)
Anonymous C said something about American women being fat on average. Ash said he felt sorry for the Americans. He and Toto debated what 'normal' was, and I defended that chubby women can be hot. The rest is history.

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,067

@39,061 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
The skinny girl just looks weak and fraile. I don't like thinking she may fall over or away by a gust of wind.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,068

@39,063 (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)

OPs picture?

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,069

@39,066 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
Chubby woman are hot.

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng double-posted this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,070

@39,068 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Yes.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,071

@39,067 (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)

I would say she is 8-9 stone, which is also my range. I can promise you that I don't get blown away by a gust of wind.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. double-posted this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,072

@39,070 (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)

Which number? I thought we were talking about the three girls picture.

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,077

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
I edited my former post,

The first girl in OP's. The one on the far left. Just no. She looks almost bed ridden and depressing. Like someone who would blame the world for who she is.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,079

This is the picture I was trying to find originally when I posted the other three. You can disregard the "averages" bit on it, though I do think the one on the right is the approximate American average.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,080

All of them. At the same time.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,081

@39,077 (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)

I don't like any of the girl's in the OP's picture.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,083

@39,080 (Q)
You'd have to be down on the floor or something then. Unless you have a really really sturdy bed.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,084

@39,079 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
I like all three.

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,085

@39,079 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
They are all sexy. But the one on the far left needs her eyebrows done.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,086

@39,077 (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
Nope, but she is really really stupid. I know of most of these girls. I live in a small town.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,088

@39,079 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)

I can't judge, they're positioned retardedly so I can't actually look at them.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,089

@39,085 (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
Yeah I find it funny that they used her as the "men's ideal" then put her at such an awkward angle. She looks bigger than the girl on the right because of it.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 double-posted this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,090

@39,088 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
The middle and right aren't positioned too badly, it's the one on the left that is off. I was also, more or less, trying to show that size 16 isn't grotesque.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,092

@39,089 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
Mmmhmm. I have met size 22-24 that were sexy too. Its all in confidence.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,093

@39,090 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)

> it's the one on the right that is off.
Left, you mean.

And I stick to my guns - Tilly has the hottest body.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,096

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Heh thanks, caffeine hasn't kicked in just yet.

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,097

@39,086 (A)
Aaah. She could be better, if she tried.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,099

@39,093 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Well, liking skinny women is certainly not a bad character trait.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,101

@39,093 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
I agree that Tilly has a great body, but I bet Caroline would swallow. Ahhhhhhhhhahahahahahahaha.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,103

@39,090 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)

> I was also, more or less, trying to show that size 16 isn't grotesque.

She has a greater waist circumference by 2 inches and a greater chest circumference by 6 inches. I just don't want to be engulfed!

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. double-posted this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,104

@39,101 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)

Everyone swallows, you prude.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,105

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Then you are one lucky lucky man, and have been fortunate enough to never be with a girl that hates oral.

jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,107

@39,079 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
I dont like the face on the left, but I'd take all three regardless.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,109

@39,105 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)

You just have to make your cum taste nice enough. Protip - eat pineapple. Lots of pineapple.

Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,115

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)

EAT ASPARAGUS, MATE.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,117

@39,109 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Regardless of taste, it's hard to find a girl that is willing to have a copious amount of a hot goo shot into her mouth and throat.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,119

@previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)

Nah, they love it.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. double-posted this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,120

@39,115 (P)

All that does is make your cum go pearly white.

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,121

@39,117 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
Really? Sucks for you. o_o

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,125

@39,120 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Asparagus makes all bodily secretions smell and taste horrible.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,126

@39,121 (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
It did, however it does not currently. Just saying that most girls I have been with were all fairly cum-shy.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,128

@39,125 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)

That's why I don't eat it, then. Anyway, pic related. Celery, not asparagus.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,130

@39,126 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
You are the poster who has a really cute girlfriend, right? Is she the one with nice eyebrows?

Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,131

@39,125 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
lolthatwasthejoke

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,134

@39,130 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Ha yeah. Poor girl was raised in an ultra conservative baptist family. So she is very very very adventurous in the bedroom.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,135

@39,128 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Have you tried Kegle's as well? I heard that they can help you shoot very far.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,136

@39,131 (P)
I didn't think that Ash was joking!

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic triple-posted this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,137

@39,134 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
She is too cute. You're lucky.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,138

@39,135 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
They really really do! I have been doing them since I found out that it was beneficial for men as well.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,143

@39,137 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Thank you kindly. I really am. She is a riot to be around. She is a bright girl with a very bubbly personality. She has the tendency to speak without thinking though which can make her seem pretty airheaded.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,144

@39,138 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
I like to do them because they keep you continent and I feel pleasure clamping down that muscle during sex.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,146

@39,143 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
How long have you two been dating?

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,159

@39,136 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)

I just mixed up my vegetables.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,160

@39,146 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Almost 26 months. We have been really good together too. Of course there have been fights, but nothing extremely serious. Just the normal fights that occur when you are getting adjusted to someone's idiosyncrosies.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,164

@previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
Which one of you starts more fights?

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,170

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Typically me. She often does things without thinking about it at all. The last arguement we had was because she made plans to go do something with a friend, not telling me that I would have to take her to meet this girl (she doesn't have a car yet) and then take them to the place they were going to spend the day. She let me know about ten minutes before she wanted to leave that I would be taking her.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,175

@previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
Oh, I know the type.

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,177

@38,749 (C)

That's double the size of my girlfriend.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,179

@previous (S)
Which one?

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,184

@39,175 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
She sincerely doesn't mean to either, which is why I put up with it. Her family is very much patriarchal so her brothers have always been favored over her. Her parents sadly make this ridiculously clear. I think thats why she just does things without thinking about how it may affect others. It's been wild trying to wrap my head around it since my family is quite the opposite. Nothing but stubborn, strong women in my family. My dad and Grandpa's were and are all pushovers.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,186

@39,179 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)

The size 14-16 'average'.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,187

@39,184 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
When did you first notice them obviously favoring the men in the family?

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,188

@39,186 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Really, she's like a seven? How tall is she?

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,199

@39,187 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
They took the two of us out for dinner, and spent the entire evening telling me stories about the two boys. About their childhood, their hobbies, even their favorite foods. At the end of the evening I finally broke down and told them that I am dating their daughter, not their sons, and I would have appreciated learning more about her background and hearing her cute baby stories.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,201

@39,188 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)

Dunno, ask him.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,210

@39,199 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
How did they reply to that?!

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,216

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
They were fairly stunned, and the next time we had a gathering they over compensated by bombarding me for about three hours worth of stories and baby pictures. They like me overall, but of course not being a baptist, I don't think they will ever accept me fully as a son-in-law. In the end though my family isn't by any means "better" and we have agreed that neither of our parents will be allowed to be left alone with our children until they are in their teens. Just to clarify no we don't have any kids yet.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,219

@previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)

What is your religious stance?

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,220

@39,079 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
Man the harpoons

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,228

@39,219 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
I more of a pantheist than anything else. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantheism

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,233

@39,216 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
Neither of you trust your parents enough to keep your child overnight?

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,252

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
My parents are alcoholics and once the children can speak I don't want her mother alone with them. I'm fine with religion since in many ways it helps a lot of people, but I don't want that woman trying to brainwash my kids.

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,921

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUTJQIBI1oA

Anonymous U double-posted this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,951

@previous (U)
Durp, wrong video before. Here's one I met to post: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oGUpPJfWnc&feature=watch_response
@38,749 (C)
@Ash/OP/Possibly Sim/whomever

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #40,385

I'm into chubbies and I can't even imagine fucking any of those women. Based only on their faces, they're ugly as fuck. Like someone said earlier: troglodytes, the lot of them.

sim !PznzndQYds replied with this 15 years ago, 41 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #40,428

Clothing size labels:

We have herei n the UK clothing labels with sizes for different regions as it happens with clothes they're not jsut sold here. Example, I bought a spagetti top for my ex. The sizes say something like:

UK: S
FR: M
DE: S
US: XS

So what a size S top is here, would be sold as size M in France and XS in America. This is just how things are. Deal with it.

Averages are different everywhere. Not everybody lives in America or looks at things from an American POV.

Minichan