Topic: Are people being made gods? Because I would like to be a god.
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #21,405
Look, I've been here for years now, and I've gotten to know many of you. Whether you're posting pictures of me, or pretending to be my girlfriend, I have a place in your heart. I've written many of you poems, I'm sure you've all saved them. Who was the one who started threads just to make people feel better? Me. Who starts compliment threads? Me. The point is, I am your friend, I'm there for you. Beyond that, I'd make a good deity. I'll guide humanity, not moderately, but majorly. I don't play favorites, I want the best for all of you, and so will simply remove obstacles that you are struggling with, and smite people when they're clearly here just to ruin the party. Thank you humanity for your consideration.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #340,907
not funny 0/10
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #340,916
I lol'd. 10/10.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #340,917
5/10
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #340,921
Do you offer a pathway to eternal life OP?
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #340,943
You have my vote.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #340,973
@340,921 (E)
I do. Sins will be pretty much what you would expect, but minor sins will be easier to balance out with random acts of kindness and good intentions. Spreading the word and filling the board with quality posts will count for more in the forgiveness area -as will commenting your code and writing nice, tight algorithms.
I do. Sins will be pretty much what you would expect, but minor sins will be easier to balance out with random acts of kindness and good intentions. Spreading the word and filling the board with quality posts will count for more in the forgiveness area -as will commenting your code and writing nice, tight algorithms.
