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Topic: Fifty Shades of Grey Generator

Cathy !TGirlYJKXM started this discussion 14 years ago #21,387

> The feeling of his Da Vinci load frothing down my throat got my flange custard flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. My throat was so full of womb raider and man fat, the steamin' semen was haemorrhaging down my chin and onto my mosquito bites. With his blind butler pounding deep into my clearing in the woods, the sensation of his cervix cigar smashing my cervix made me quake like jelly. With my panty hamster now much like Brian May's plughole, he thought it was time to start shoving my cocoa channel. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cop a colon cobra, I wondered? Hours of fucking like this would leave any girl's furburger looking like a werewolf with it's throat cut, and I was no different!

> Inserting my fist into my wizards sleeve got me surging vertical moisture faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. My vibrator crater was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. Within no time, I could feel the shitty man fat leaching from my rusty bullet hole and all over my piss flaps. When he removed his one-eyed milkman from my balloon knot, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume the sewer trout off his tallywacker. It was bliss having his spam dagger stuffed inside me again; stuffing my cod crater with a barbie doll just didn't get my split peach squirting like it used to.

> The seemingly never-ending streams of creamy load emanating from his spunk-filled spam rocket soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Within no time, I could feel the shitty man fat foaming from my rusty sherif's badge and all over my purple cabbage. The mixture of stink pickle and magician's wax in my vintage golf bag created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. With his cunt plunger slamming deep into my hatchet wound, the sensation of his skeleton king smashing my cervix made me quake like a shitting dog. It was bliss having his stilton spear stuffed inside me again; stuffing my soft-shelled tuna taco with a number of chillies just didn't get my smush mitten splurging like it used to.

http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #340,733

They don't make the text used for the generation available. :( I wanted to mix it with some Kant just to see what would end up coming out the other end.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #340,736

What the fuck? Your headline led me to expect a greyscale generator.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #340,739

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
256 shades of grey?

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #340,741

@previous (B)
lol
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