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Topic: I shouldn't have eaten pizza today

Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 started this discussion 15 years ago #2,129

The salt in pizza makes me retain water, and I drink tons of it all day. Then when I sleep, the body starts releasing the salt, causing me to have to get up 20 times during the night to piss out gallons and gallons.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #38,480

I'm starving hungry for pizza. I can't go make any, because I'll wake everyone up.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. double-posted this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #38,482

Also I don't think we have any in.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,741

UHF... It's like that every night and day for me due to a side effect of one of my meds. It sucks so hard ;(

I piss any where from 9-11 time a day, starting from 10 AM - 9 PM. I haven't counted night pees yet.

Anyway, my favorite pizza topping is banana, peanuts, and chicken... But you can't get that in the U.S., so I settle for pineapple with chicken.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,748

Twitter>>

Twitter joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,753

Tweet tweet, nyukkah. I'm the only one that cares.

jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 54 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,764

You always need to get up to pee. I think you have prostate problems.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,829

@38,741 (C)

So why don't you just buy some banana, peanuts and chicken and make your own. Pizza is like the easiest thing to cook ever.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 56 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,865

@OP
so I guess the question is...
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