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Topic: I'm a spoiled American teenager and I have nothing to complain about...

squeegee !firstkPE1Q started this discussion 14 years ago #21,260

...so i will complain about everything.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #339,606

...my free car costs my parents too much money in gasoline! I'm only allowed one tank a week!

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #339,607

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
I have to pay for the Gasoline. And my mom uses the car to go to work when I'm on a day off.

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squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #339,608

my college fund can only fully pay for in-state tuition!

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #339,609

summer vacation sucks! it's too hot! They should have summer is SPRING TIME so we can enjoy iT!

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) triple-posted this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #339,610

people i don't know in communities i don't live in receive something i don't even want! unfair!

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) quadruple-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #339,611

i get three square meals a day and i don't even have to prepare them.
of course it's never anything i want.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #339,612

Go back to shooting meth in 110F+ degree weather, please. Thanks.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #339,613

When I drive, it's like, everyone decides they need to be on the road. it's so annoying. don't people have jobs anymore or are they paid to get in my way?

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #339,615

When I was shootin' up meth in mah trailerrrr, that there sumbitch septic tank went boom.

Anonymous B double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #339,616

goddamn tee-vee went out in the middle of nascar time to tape the TV stick back to the roof of our trailer

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #339,617

Lololololol

vocalol joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #339,618

There's no Flash animation program for Ubuntu.

:(

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #339,619

fuk those yankees with there edumakasjons and there gay fukin' yankee canadian atheist accents FUCK ah spilld mah blue-ribben all ova mah boomstick

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #339,627

@339,611 (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
> of course it's never anything i want.
Made me laff

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #339,674

some obscure change in the way vowels were pronounced 200 years ago irritates me for some unfathomable reason

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #339,675

My parents gave me money and asked me to pick something up from the store, but the store was full of black people. My life is so hard. :(

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vocalol replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #339,676

This cover of this song is slightly off key.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #339,683

gaddem yankees giv their kids their own caah and help their kall-edge too-ih-shin

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 15 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #339,922

@previous (B)
no, so do southerners. that's not what i'm saying. i'm just saying you find a way to complain about everything.
If someone handed you a one hundred dollar bill you'd complain that it's not a check. Or if you got a one hundred dollar check you'd bitch about it not being a fucking money order. And if you got that, then you'd want cash!

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #339,923

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
So sorry as I only accept $100 in silver certificates.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 25 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #339,929

@previous (E)
Pre-Soviet Ruble or GTFO

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 50 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #339,931

@339,922 (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Why the fuck would I complain about cash? They can be used for anything, unlike those goddamn worthless "gift cards".

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #340,067

@previous (B)
Stop trying to derail the thread. It was funny.

The insurance my parents have to pay for me to drive is so fucking expensive, they had to cut my allowance. This is age discrimination.

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #340,069

@previous (H)
> This is age discrimination.
No it isn't. Your age group has the most accidents. I am not about to help cover your lousy driving, which would only jack up my insurance.
> Allowance?
Get a fucking job. McD's has openings.

Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #340,070

@previous (E)
100% of legal insurance programs should be government run, single-payer systems. It's a necessary change to keep us from getting ripped off.

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #340,076

@previous (H)
Sure sure you and I know all Governments operate efficiently with very hard motivated people. Every time I visit my DMV, I am so very impressed with government efficiency.

Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #340,077

@previous (E)
That doesn't matter. It's not about improving things, it's about the younger generation fucking over the older rich folk for being so goddamn inconsiderate towards us. If we too must sacrifice, such is merely the price of revenge.

Occupy EVERYWHERE!

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Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #340,082

@previous (H)
> it's about the younger generation fucking over the older rich folk .
This is a case where Governments are efficient because THEY Protect me from the inconsiderate younger generation who are only about being me me wot about me me.

> Occupy EVERYWHERE!
Only see them on news and THEY are not the younger generation. Look more like the homeless.

Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #340,084

@previous (E)
It don't matter. We got most of you to vote for Obama as if he were the fucking messiah. lololol

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #340,088

@previous (H)
Well ladeda. We Leave YOU this:
http://www.usdebtclock.org/

So YOU are currently in debt to USA for over $50,783

I am most pleased to leave this for YOU

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #340,092

@339,607 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
> implying you have a job

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #340,135

@340,067 (H)
My insurance company doesn't even know that I'm even a licensed driver. The insurance rates are to be as low as they used to be, until they find out that I am driving. This means that I don't even have to pay for insurance until they find out. Feels good, man.
Also, I don't even get an allowance. I don't need one. I have a decent job that gets me a good sum of disposable income. I put 20% of my income in my savings account and 80% in my checking account. I also pay my fair share of taxes, and it fucking hurts to see that much money disappear into the hands of the incompetent.
Age discrimination is very real. Especially when it can get you put on the goddamn sex offender registry if you dare to have sex with an under-16 teenager, even if you are under 16 as well. We're forced to sign up for selective services at the age of 18. We can be forced to die for our country (even if the US isn't under attack), and you can binge on all the alcohol you want while overseas in Iraq/Afghanistan/Iran, but God help you if you drink even a sip of alcohol and get caught for it in the so-called "land of the free". But that's just in this state. Some states let people drink on private property, and in others, minors are allowed to drink in restaurants if their parents buy it for them.
@340,077 (H)
Gen X is just so inconsiderate. They were totally spoiled by the boomers that worked their asses off to earn their post-war success that was won by their parents. And what do they do for us? They provide us with a home and even let us stay there past the age of 18. Such assholes!!!
@340,088 (E)
I never asked for this.
@previous (I)
I most certainly do. It's an entry-level job, but a job no less.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #340,138

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
> I most certainly do. It's an entry-level job, but a job no less.

What is it? Something to do with computers, IIRC?

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 14 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #340,141

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Cart-pushing.
Yep.
It's not so bad, though. I work 17hr a week usually, so I get a lot of spare time and time to work tax-free odd jobs.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #340,142

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
> It's not so bad, though.
Ooo, that's beautiful. so subtle, the passive aggressive complaint. not many from your generation have mastered this, usually they just openly gripe.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #340,240

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
I'm not complaining, I'm just saying that some people seem to forget that the food in the employee refrigerator have labels, and that these labels have names on them.
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