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MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OFF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.
THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN FUCKING OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

@OP
Jesus fuck you retard, when have you ever heard a court declare someone "innocent"? He pleaded to a lesser charge anyway. Do you understand the legal system at all, or are you just that hard up to find another female to call a bitch that any old thing will do? 

Please name the "several courts" that say he did not rape her. Do you believe that the matter of the rape was addressed in this lawsuit? We may be talking about different cases, if so, because he already fucking pleaded guilty to assault. And this is a civil trial between the victim and her school.

Honestly, you're one of the biggest idiots here. Listen, I'm really sorry that you're not getting hours of anal these days, but you shouldn't let that cloud your judgment so much.

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
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Dear Alice,
I've always been facinated whith scat play. My question is this: is consuming(eating) your partner's feces safe? Or will it make me sick... or worse (is it poisonous?)
Dear Reader,
For those who have never heard of it before, coprophagia, or the practice of eating your own or another person's feces, may give new meaning to the term "sexual appetite." Copraphagia is often a component of the wider term coprophilia, which refers to getting sexual pleasure from the excretion of human feces, whether it's from its smell, touch, taste or sight. Scat is another term for feces, and scat sex or scat play refers to using scat in sexual activities. Although playingwith someone's scat is generally regarded as safe if proper protection is used (think latex gloves, plastic wrap, dental dams, washing with soap before and after sex), eatingsomeone else's scat can greatly increase one's risk of parasitic, bacterial, and viral infections. This does not mean that eating feces is necessarily poisonous, but it can make you very sick.
Shigella, campylobacter, salmonella and E.coli are four bacteria commonly present in fecal matter. These bacteria, along with parasites like amebas and giardia, can cause severe diarrhea, abdominal pain and cramping, bloody stools, fever, nausea and vomiting. The viruses Hepatitis A and E may also be transmitted through contact with fecal matter. There are very few cases of Hepatitis E in the United States, but almost half a million people contract Hepatitis A every year (though not always through scat play). Symptoms of Hepatitis A are very similar to the ones listed for the bacterial infections, and may also include jaundice, itchiness in parts of the body, and may cause enzymes in the liver to reach critical levels in the body. Relapses may also occur six months to a year after the first symptoms show up. All three types of infections can occur even without eating any scat. If one's mouth, nose, or any orifice or open cuts or sores touches something that has had contact with the feces (such as kissing an unwashed hand after using the bathroom), then it is possible for s/he to become infected as well.  
The best way to prevent infection is to make sure there is no direct oral/orifice and fecal contact. This might mean refraining from licking of the anus (known as rimming) or using a dam or plastic wrap to cover the anus, and making sure the any objects that are inserted in the anus are kept away from the mouth until it has been properly cleaned. Using condoms and dental dams can also help to prevent transmission. Women should take extra precaution when coming into contact with scat, because urinary tract and vaginal infections are commonly caused by the bacteria present in fecal matter. The idea of experimenting with scat play might heat things up in the bedroom (or bathroom, or anywhere else you choose), but it's always a good idea to consider the risks of a behavior before acting upon (or getting action from) it.

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I don't know why I am doing this. I should hate you. I want to hate you. Why, when it comes to you, I fucking can't?! Why can't I just drop you like you oh-so-fucking easily like you have me so many times? WHY do you stay in my heart and why do I love you(non-romantic)? Why do I even care if you even exist? You can drop me with you stupid lion like prowess and move on to the next thing like I am not a damn bit worth your time until you feel sorry for me. WHY SHOULD YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO FEEL SORRY FOR ME?! I HAVE A GREAT LIFE! Why can't I make myself forget you? You have forgotten me a million times. And that bullshit of hiding me from [redacted]. You are REALLY fucking lucky I am not a vindictive bitch and show her proof we have been talking. You are LUCKY I care... ha.. I FUCKING CARE if YOU are happy. You may have cared at one point about me being happy, about being my friend, but you don't now. I don't think you have since I moved to [redacted], Mr. " I don't need you to be happy ".

Who the FUCK says that to someone then fucking dissappears for YEARS? Why.. WHY do I even care to type this? I doubt I am going to even fucking send this. Maybe I needed to vent. God you are an asshole. YOU FUCKING STRUNG ME ALONG FOR YEARS. YOU DATED [redacted] AND I AT THE SAME TIME!! WAS I A PITY RELATIONSHIP?! HUH?! FUCK YOU. You had NO right to use me like that. Why the FUCK did I love you? Even freaking someone else who is dear to both of us agrees. Fucking asshole. Was a mastabatory tool for your teenage dirt bag cockstain self? Was I a way to emotionally get away from the world?! Was that whole " dream " thing with the dagger a lie?! HMMMM?? Fuck you, you aren't a lion. You're a fucking skunk in lion clothes. I don't fucking care if you get pissy, send [redacted] after me, or bitch me out for this. THIS WAS A LONG FUCKING TIME COMING. All these years, before [redacted], before [redacted], before [redacted]... I fucking loved and adored you. As family, a lover long ago, a friend, A BEST FRIEND. I GOT
IN SO MUCH FUCKING TROUBLE OVER YOU. YOU WERE SUCH A FUCKING STAND IN MY LIFE MY GRANDMOTHER THOUGHT YOU AND I STILL TALKED WHEN SHE DIED AND ASKED ABOUT YOU. SHE WOULD CONFUSE [redacted] FOR YOU THINKING YOU FINALLY CAME TO VISIT SINCE SHE FORGOT HOW YOU LOOKED FROM THE PICTURES I SHOWED HER! God. Why the FUCK... UGH! This isn't fair. You fucking hurt me, and you have no real remorse. I do, SINCERLY hope you are happy in your marriage.

I DO care if you are alive and well. Why do I get to cry and still miss you as my friend, when all you do is not care? I don't need you in my life to live. But fuck, when I was under the delusion that you cared... I wanted you there. Not so sure about now. Heh. After this, you more than likely will bitch me out, call me psycho and block me. Know what? Do it. I feel a million times better now. Maybe now I can stop caring about how you are. Maybe I can take our dear friends advice and just leave you in the dust, not like you want me anyways. Whelp. I am going back to the furthest part of your
memories. I prolly won't even remember writing all this, seeing as I am drunk. Good-Fucking-Night.

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