Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago#21,177
I wish I didn't know how mc.donnalds nuggets were made
I wish I didn't know how bad love hurts
I wish I didn't know how retarded humanity is
I wish ignorance was really bliss
etc, etc
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 19 minutes later[^][v]#338,695
I wish my roommates ex wasn't such a big cunt
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#338,712
I wish I didn't know that cute girls shtick and shtick.
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Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#339,045
I wish I didn't know I was going to die one day.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#339,050
@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Don't worry because you will be reborn as a Chicken or some other farm animal.
squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#339,066
i wish i had the midas touch, so i could go around turning idiots into gold statues
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 13 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#339,121
I wish I was a mutant with bighorn sheep-like powers. I would have very large beautiful horns and wild hair (like young Bob Dylan but bigger and as black as the deepest sea)
that doesn't need to be cut and if cut would instantly grow back to its original state. My abilities would include enhanced senses and super climbing and a very destructive
clashing move that could bring down a mountain. I'd have laser eye vision that could turn anything into beef jerky and a healing factor and slow aging like Sabretooth and Wolverine (for bad men would hunt me and try to kill me)